One Ring poem parodies

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Wainrider
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Hi!

Have you ever made a parody of the One Ring couplet? Share them here!

Here's something I made for my office. So one of their clients produces EV car batteries, chargers etc. They recently introduced an app one can use to track the status of all batteries, view critical info, make complains.

I had to write a social media caption. I started with this.

One App To Connect your EV batteries,
One App to Track them,
One App to view their Stats,
and a simple app for secure access everytime


It's bad, but hey, at least it tell you what the app can do :)

Mahal
Mahal
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Howdy! I am constantly fighting a war against dust! :grin:
The Lord of the Broom

One broom to rule it all, One broom to find it,
One broom to sweep it all and in the dust bin discard it.
The world was fair in Durin's Day.

New Soul
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Sun and frites

One sun to fry the frites
One sun to help the barbecue
One sun to first to finish it and the frites to enjoy. :tongue:
Just call me Aiks or Aikári. Notify is off.
Find me stuff in Gondolin.
And let us embark to Valinor!

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