Mordor Caption Contest

"Going to Mordor!" Cried Pippin. "I hope it won’t come to that!"
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This is a great choice. :smiley9: My entry:

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All righty- I love the twist into the weird cartoon world. XD Here's mine:

"WEERAGHHHHAALLL JHAAAGOOOBAA GOOBAA GOOOLLLLLUNKA DOO GRAAAAAAKK GOOBAA GOOBAA GOOOO!"

And then everyone collectively pooped their pants.
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I had forgotten how bizarre some of the characters look in the animated ones.

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"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?"

"Not you, you fat ugly spider."
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In a cross-over series, Gandalf was completely unaware his curse to turn Harry Potter into something unnatural was going to rebound.
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These were all truly wonderful and weird! Thank you all. However, I think @Dwim had the best one. It's all yours now my friend.
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Sweet! Thanks Frosty. :smiley8: Here's the new one:

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Pippen realized that there were going to be serious consequences to shaving Legolas' hair
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When Pippin was referred to Dr. Hald-Ear for an ear ache, the examination was not what he was expecting.
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This was a bad moment for that laxative Pippin took this morning to start working

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Pippin didn't want to marry the Moria troll that had chased him down, but it was a shot-bow wedding.

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Maybe suggesting that the Horse Lords should wash more had been a mistake...
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It was then that Peregrin realized- he had left the stove on back in the Shire.
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Pippin deeply regretted volunteering to participate in a reenactment of William Tell.
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"Are you sure this is the best way to clean my ears?"

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A lifetime of foolish mistakes flashed before Pippin's eyes in his final moments.
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Excellent entries from you all. But I have to give this one to @Boromir88, for making my partner ask what made me laugh out loud. Your turn! :D

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Thank you @Dwim :smiley24:

In memory of Sir Ian Holm, I think I'll choose one of my favorite scenes from the first movie.

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"And if you're picking mushrooms, make sure they're at least this big."

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Bilbo tries to explain to the little children the math on liking less than half of them half as well as they deserve.

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And I had him, I had him by the neck and I almost got him before he slipped away!"

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Bilbo had been sitting, frozen, for over an hour now, perhaps too committed to his impression of a troll exposed to sunlight.
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The children wondered if they would be Bilbo's age by the time he finished his story

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Bilbo was performing his dramatic re-enactment, for the hobbit children, of who the next caption would go to:

"It's far too short a time to decide among these excellent and amusing submissions, but the next caption goes to... @Sil’s Fool "

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Thanks! Here's the next one:

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Legolas quickly realised that learning the sword dance was a lot more complicated than he had originally thought.
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Legolas was fed up with babysitting Samwise's eleventy-billion children.
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Legolas thought he looked cool, so he couldn't understand why everyone was booing and telling him "that's not what Elves are like"

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The hairdresser had taken off a leetle too much at the back.
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Legolas to the Rohirrim: "One more joke about my hair, and I'll cut this pole down."

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Legolas left the bar a little intoxicated and was immediately stopped by the guards to take a sobriety test.
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@Lirimaer, I'm passing it off to you! XD That poor hairdresser...
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Merci, M. Toast. Here we go again:
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Frodo found out too late that the Tide Pod Challenge was more immediately lethal than the Carry the One Ring to Mordor Challenge.

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"I'll never use bad words again!" thought Frodo while getting his mouth washed out with soap for using some not-so-nice words in the local hobbit school.
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Frodo was not impressed by Gollum’s entry into the loogie contest and immediately began preparing his own.
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It turned out the rumor about combining pop rocks and soda was true

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Frodo had been the spit bubble champion back in the Shire and he was about to remind Samwise just how disgusting he could be.
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Before setting off for Mordor, it became clear he forgot to get a rabies shot.
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Frodo was incredibly underwhelmed by the so called "Delicious and Perfectly Tasty Mint™" flavour of the new toothpaste Sméagol had brought him.
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Frodo resorted to gross tactics in an effort to to beat the Great Eye in their staring contest.

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Ha. All your captions made me smile. I'm giving it to @Boromir88 for the AU he just sparked in my brain.
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Heh thanks @Lirimaer . Maybe another image from Bakshi...

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Gandalf's stories always got weird after he had a few pipefulls with Bilbo.
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Things always got very interesting when Gandalf attempted to play charades with the Hobbits
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"Oogity boogity lemon spoogity! Whoopty doopty now your pants are full of soupty!"

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