A Caption Contest

[Boromir88]

When you see your older brother finally getting blamed by your father for something you did.

[Gwai]

When your boss tells you to “wear a smile” at work

[Eldrith]

"You'd look so much prettier if you smiled more"

[Arnyn]

When you don't want to disrespect dad's table manners.

[KingODuckingham]

Every time I checked back on this thread I cracked up again, amazing. I think @Boromir88 needs to do the next one though!

[Aodh Hammerhelm]

"Dead you say? And now you bring The Ring of Power within my grasp too..." #whoisdaddysboynow

[Boromir88]

Thanks KingODuckingham!

I think it's time for Galadriel and Celeborn. Captions go!

[Dwim]

After seven thousand years of marriage, Celeborn suggested an open relationship.

[Arnyn]

*Galadriel farts*

Galadriel thinks: "I can't believe I messed up for the first time in this many years."

Celebron: "Wow."

[Zôrzimril]

While Galadriel telepathically interrogated the members of the Fellowship, Celeborn wondered jealously how she got her hair to grow so long and lustrous.

[Gwai]

That moment when Galadriel remembered she has a husband, old WhatHisFace

[KingODuckingham]

Celeborn looks awkward, not knowing what to say after Galadriel let slip out loud that Boromir would betray the Fellowship.

[Burnt Toast]

Celeborn was certain she had taken his chapstick again- nothing left a shine quite like Elven Ice(TM), and this time he wasn't going to let her get away with it.

[SidraLockel Eltoran]

Celeborn began to wonder why his wife was so worried about where Gandalf was.

[Karis Ziranphel]

"Don't move." *They both freeze*
"What?" "Don't you see the glow? It means the Angels are here. Don't....blink!"

[Isolde Alarion]

Galadriel in the middle of her big scene...
Celeborn wonders if he should interrupt to let her know she has a booger...

[Boromir88]

All of these made me laugh a lot. Dwim set a really high bar with Celeborn suggesting an open relationship

It’s yours @Dwim

[Dwim]

Thanks Boromir! :smiley8:

[Burnt Toast]

Well, if Thorin could ignore the majestic fart he had just ripped, then Bilbo could do so, too.

[Idesinholde]

OHH I love these even though I'm terrible at them

Bilbo is horrified as Thorin suggest there is no need for second breakfast on the road; that way they can make the supplies last longer.

[Boromir88]

Thorin seems completely oblivious to the fact Bilbo is plotting to strangle him.

[Wamba_the_Fool]

Thorin: "And that, my friends, is why Dwarven leaf is so much better than this Hornblower, or Old Toby, or whatever this crap is."

[Isolde Alarion]

Bilbo ponders the idea of growing a beard and long hair...hey, it works for Thorin..the elven chicks dig it.

[Pallador]

Thorin sat in stunned silence, wondering how he ever let that Wizard talk him into bringing this fool of a Hobbit.

[KingODuckingham]

Bilbo presents Thorin to his arranged spouse, who happens to be a pale orc.

[Gwai]

That awkward moment when Thorin realized the person he was currently badmouthing was right behind him

[Dwim]

That was really tough to choose from because there were some great entries!

But one was slightly more ridiculous than the rest, so @Lucifer, you win.

[Burnt Toast]

@Dwim Le thanks. Slightly more ridiculous than the rest is my motto.

All right, have at it!

[Wamba_the_Fool]

Young Frodo Baggins's first experience with the "Free and Easy" brand of under-breeches (Order now from Gaffer Halfast, Waymeet, the smallish hole off the main road what's got the funny-looking shrub onna top. You know the one.)

[Gwai]

Frodo began to realize that those were not, in fact, normal mushrooms

[KingODuckingham]

When your stomach is empty and you see them fishies raw and wriggling!

[Dimcairien Luiniel]

Frodo's face when he discovers OnlyFans.

[Aodh Hammerhelm]

That face cream Gandalf left me works wonders; you'd never guess I was thirty-three!

[Boromir88]

Frodo was intent on winning this staring contest with the Eye of Sauron.

[Idesinholde]

Frodo just realized he had eaten the 'wrong' mushrooms!

[Mojo]

The last moment Frodo is happy until he takes the ship to the Undying Lands

[Lirimaer]

Frodo was far too eager and curious; the neighbours were glad when he left.

[Dwim]

"Do you like my new contact lenses? The colour is called "Eye sees you blue".

[Burnt Toast]

HAHA-- thanks all for some good chuckles. I've got to go with @Wamba_the_Fool for underbreeches! Have at it!

[Wamba_the_Fool]

Huzzah! Alright cool cats and kittens, what about this one?

[KingODuckingham]

Orc on the right is not sure that this "brilliant plan" to try and fool the Helm's Deep security cameras into believing "the Elves are here" is going to work out.

[Dwim]

Smirking orc: "Got him with the old thumb tacks in his boots trick again, he keeps falling for it!"

[Aodh Hammerhelm]

"Whaddaya mean George A Romero double-booked us‽"

[Boromir88]

Orcs are having a little trouble adapting to the guidelines after months in quarantine.

"What about your masks? You don't need those!"

[Amhran]

The Isengarder Christmas Carolling party was off to a rocky start.

[Gwai]

Even at their advanced ages and high ranks, wedgies were still, indeed, a thing.

[Nerwen Nuke-queen]

The faculty had just heard from the Bursar. The budget cuts to paperclips, biscuits and hobbit flesh were not well received.

[Lúthien Tinúviel]

"Quit pushing your multi-level marketing scheme's skin cream, Kayleigh!"

[Wamba_the_Fool]

Gotta give it to @Gwai this time, folks; thanks for all the laughs! Gwai, over to you!

[Gwai]

Thanks @Wamba_the_Fool! Can't go wrong with the old wedgie haha

Here we go!