@VelvetineZone, @Periantar, @The Good HunterAlready the Ring tempted him, gnawing at his will and reason. Wild fantasies arose in his mind; and he saw Samwise the Strong, Hero of the Age, striding with a flaming sword across the darkened land, and armies flocking to his call as he marched to the overthrow of Barad-dur. And then all the clouds rolled away, and the white sun shone, and at his command the vale of Gorgoroth became a garden of flowers and trees and brought forth fruit. He had only to put on the Ring and claim it for his own, and all this could be.
You have all volunteered for the magic post office quest. Thank you. As explained, I ended up delivering the letter myself. However, now I have the idea of a Great Plaza Post Office Quest, a hunt for Golden Eggs laid by a real dragon (myself). Unfortunately, I am still trying to get the eggs fertilized, and until I find a suitable necromancer volunteer this quest will have to wait (no point seeking non-fertilized eggs, the whole point is to get your hands on an egg that will hatch!!)
In the meanwhile, given Mordor is so desolate, anybody want to start a small Hobbit garden-allotment in Goblin country? There might be wraith-badgers.