1. If your main character had to pack up and move to another region tomorrow, where would they go? Well, Dimcairien is from Lothlorien, so probably Imladris. Elves gotta stick together.
2. Which character would you want to trade lives with if you could go to Middle-Earth? If real me had to go to Middle Earth, probably some nice hobbit lass. Or elven lass. Someone who isn't in the middle of all of the adventures.
3. If there was a zombie apocalypse in Middle-Earth, who would start it and why? Does Narv count? :D If not, I'd say Melkor. That would be one way to get dominion over all the lands.
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Artanis / Éomund / Brandor / Zarâm
1. If your main character had to pack up and move to another region tomorrow, where would they go? Almarëa has packed up and left quite a few places in her life - she was last in Rivendell, but would happily head back to Lórien.
2. Which character would you want to trade lives with if you could go to Middle-Earth? Idril, possibly, or Eowyn? Or just an ordinary elven maiden with access to the libraries of Imladris.
3. If there was a zombie apocalype in Middle-Earth, who would start it and why?Possibly Ungoliant ... we never really learn what became of her, after all ...
2. Which character would you want to trade lives with if you could go to Middle-Earth? Idril, possibly, or Eowyn? Or just an ordinary elven maiden with access to the libraries of Imladris.
3. If there was a zombie apocalype in Middle-Earth, who would start it and why?Possibly Ungoliant ... we never really learn what became of her, after all ...
She/her. Almarëa - Rivendell / Jaena - Lone Lands (T.A.) and Gondor (F.A.) / Layna - Mordor
1. If your main character had to pack up and move to another region tomorrow, where would they go? I've been thinking fondly of Shire food lately, but Aerlinn seems more like the Rohan type, if they'll take an elf. Animals and all that.
2. Which character would you want to trade lives with if you could go to Middle-earth? My true love is the Sil, but most of those characters have a truly horrendous time of it. Dare I say...Idril? She sees Valinor and the first sunrise and Gondolin (!!), and while that er, falls apart, she does get a happier ending than most. And already known for my minimalist footwear choices. #noshoesbestshoes
3. If there was a zombie apocalypse in Middle-Earth, who would start it and why? 100% Pippin pressing a giant, red "DON'T PRESS THIS BUTTON" button.
2. Which character would you want to trade lives with if you could go to Middle-earth? My true love is the Sil, but most of those characters have a truly horrendous time of it. Dare I say...Idril? She sees Valinor and the first sunrise and Gondolin (!!), and while that er, falls apart, she does get a happier ending than most. And already known for my minimalist footwear choices. #noshoesbestshoes
3. If there was a zombie apocalypse in Middle-Earth, who would start it and why? 100% Pippin pressing a giant, red "DON'T PRESS THIS BUTTON" button.
"What filled me with a barbaric joy...it was that I had been able to read the anger of the desert in the beating wings of a dragonfly."
@Fairy Nuff there was an Old Forest free RP thread in the Shire, or maybe in Eriador, once upon a time. Always an option if you feel like exploring your treeishness more on nu plaza.
1. If your main character had to pack up and move to another region tomorrow, where would they go? Probably either Fangorn or Rohan.
2. Which character would you want to trade lives with if you could go to Middle-Earth? Some unnamed hobbit that lived a simple, happy life, and never saw the scouring of the Shire.
3. If there was a zombie apocalypse in Middle-Earth, who would start it and why? I mean hasn't the King of the Dead started it already?
1. If your main character had to pack up and move to another region tomorrow, where would they go? Probably either Fangorn or Rohan.
2. Which character would you want to trade lives with if you could go to Middle-Earth? Some unnamed hobbit that lived a simple, happy life, and never saw the scouring of the Shire.
3. If there was a zombie apocalypse in Middle-Earth, who would start it and why? I mean hasn't the King of the Dead started it already?
they/them/actual hobbit in search of a merrier world
1. If your main character had to pack up and move to another region tomorrow, where would they go? I don't have a main, just a million little mischief makers. And they're all coalescing and becoming and army to take on Mordor. Obvi.
2. Which character would you want to trade lives with if you could go to Middle-Earth? Dunno. Somebody who gets to be trained in sword fighting and with access to horses for riding off on adventures, and the ability to be connected to a city and learn trades. I just want to go and absorb all the things. And go everywhere. Ye cannae make me choose.
3. If there was a zombie apocalype in Middle-Earth, who would start it and why? It would probably begin with a piece of burnt toast.
2. Which character would you want to trade lives with if you could go to Middle-Earth? Dunno. Somebody who gets to be trained in sword fighting and with access to horses for riding off on adventures, and the ability to be connected to a city and learn trades. I just want to go and absorb all the things. And go everywhere. Ye cannae make me choose.
3. If there was a zombie apocalype in Middle-Earth, who would start it and why? It would probably begin with a piece of burnt toast.
they/he/mischief
I'll go with @KingODuckingham. I see your point that he's already jumpstarted it, to quote what Moriel said but you were first so you get the new set of questions.
Rohirrim at heart, always.
They're all true. Especially the lies.
They're all true. Especially the lies.
1. How tall do you think Sauron was at the end of the Second Age, just before he lost the Ring?
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch?
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they?
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch?
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they?
1. How tall do you think Sauron was at the end of the Second Age, just before he lost the Ring? To quote Tolkien: "a man of more than human stature, but not gigantic". The Dunedain were also said to be quite tall, relative to modern humans, so I would guess in the 6'-7' range for Sauron?
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? Not a witch. The wizard-sized Duck would probably weigh more. Since the wizards generally took the shapes of mortal Men, who would presumably (on average) weigh more than the much shorter hobbits.
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they? Several, depending on how we define 'know'. Fluent/bilingual in French. Good reading knowledge of Latin, Old English, Middle English, and Old Norse. Some passable Spanish and German (reading much better than speaking). Very basic Russian and Icelandic. Have dabbled in more than a few others.
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? Not a witch. The wizard-sized Duck would probably weigh more. Since the wizards generally took the shapes of mortal Men, who would presumably (on average) weigh more than the much shorter hobbits.
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they? Several, depending on how we define 'know'. Fluent/bilingual in French. Good reading knowledge of Latin, Old English, Middle English, and Old Norse. Some passable Spanish and German (reading much better than speaking). Very basic Russian and Icelandic. Have dabbled in more than a few others.
She/her. Almarëa - Rivendell / Jaena - Lone Lands (T.A.) and Gondor (F.A.) / Layna - Mordor
1. How tall do you think Sauron was at the end of the Second Age, just before he lost the Ring? Same height as he was when he made the Ring
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? Yes, way more. Should the wizard sized duck be counted as a witch? No, pretty sure witches are female
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they? I speak english and danish, but understand swedish and norwegian. I used to have german and french in school, so know a few words/sentences.
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? Yes, way more. Should the wizard sized duck be counted as a witch? No, pretty sure witches are female
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they? I speak english and danish, but understand swedish and norwegian. I used to have german and french in school, so know a few words/sentences.
1. How tall do you think Sauron was at the end of the Second Age, just before he lost the Ring? Tall but not overly-tall?
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? Yes, and maybe. There should be a weighing ceremony.
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they? Yes. I speak Spanish pretty fluently and a bit of Catalán. I also am learning Korean right now!
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? Yes, and maybe. There should be a weighing ceremony.
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they? Yes. I speak Spanish pretty fluently and a bit of Catalán. I also am learning Korean right now!
she/her | Esta tierra no es mía, soy de la nocheósfera.
1. How tall do you think Sauron was at the end of the Second Age, just before he lost the Ring? As tall as five ducks standing on top of each other. Or about 7 feet, I guess.
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? I’m glad you asked this important question, Ducky. I think the answer would depend on whether or not the wizard sized Duck was being fattened for anything such as a Yuleday, and whether Farmer Maggot was at peak athleticism from chasing small hobbits out of his mushrooms. Given Farmer Maggot’s obvious deep connexion with the land and his plants, and his three doggo familiars, I think his witchhood is unproven, but likely.
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they? I can speak Mandarin Chinese fluently but I’m practically illiterate in it. I can get by on holiday in Italian and know some weird choice phrases in a variety of other languages including French and Dutch. Also, both church and pig Latin.
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? I’m glad you asked this important question, Ducky. I think the answer would depend on whether or not the wizard sized Duck was being fattened for anything such as a Yuleday, and whether Farmer Maggot was at peak athleticism from chasing small hobbits out of his mushrooms. Given Farmer Maggot’s obvious deep connexion with the land and his plants, and his three doggo familiars, I think his witchhood is unproven, but likely.
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they? I can speak Mandarin Chinese fluently but I’m practically illiterate in it. I can get by on holiday in Italian and know some weird choice phrases in a variety of other languages including French and Dutch. Also, both church and pig Latin.
cave anserem
1. How tall do you think Sauron was at the end of the Second Age, just before he lost the Ring? The lout was trying to be authoritative on Numenor. I'd be shocked if he were shorter than Elendil.
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? This is a trick question. Duck is capitalized. I'd need to know how dense you are.
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they? All my other languages are dead.
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? This is a trick question. Duck is capitalized. I'd need to know how dense you are.
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they? All my other languages are dead.
1. How tall do you think Sauron was at the end of the Second Age, just before he lost the Ring? - Taller than Men, shorter than Ents. Somewhere in the 8-10 foot range is my guess.
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? - Ducks float on water. I'm pretty sure that Farmer Maggot would generally sink in water. Hence, Farmer Maggot must weigh more than a duck. This is science.
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they? - I don't. Took some Spanish in high school, and a semester of French which pushed be to a degree of three in Statistics. I'd like to go back to Spanish and get a better grasp on it.
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? - Ducks float on water. I'm pretty sure that Farmer Maggot would generally sink in water. Hence, Farmer Maggot must weigh more than a duck. This is science.
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they? - I don't. Took some Spanish in high school, and a semester of French which pushed be to a degree of three in Statistics. I'd like to go back to Spanish and get a better grasp on it.
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What, she killed them with mathematics. What else could it have been? - Jayne Cobb
1. How tall do you think Sauron was at the end of the Second Age, just before he lost the Ring? He was likely trying to emulate his master and wanting to show up Elendil, so I'm guessing not below 9'
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? Well how much do you weigh? I can tell you then if Farmer Maggot weighs the same and if he's a witch
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they? I can read and write Spanish but I still struggle to speak it, I know smatterings of French, Norwegian, and German, I can count to 10 in Finnish, and I'm currently doing my best to learn Nauhtl, Navajo, Tewa, and Apache
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? Well how much do you weigh? I can tell you then if Farmer Maggot weighs the same and if he's a witch
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they? I can read and write Spanish but I still struggle to speak it, I know smatterings of French, Norwegian, and German, I can count to 10 in Finnish, and I'm currently doing my best to learn Nauhtl, Navajo, Tewa, and Apache
"We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood. Our eyes have yet to open... Fear the Old Blood..."
1. How tall do you think Sauron was at the end of the Second Age, just before he lost the Ring? About three rangar.
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? Since Farmer Maggot is actually Melkor and/or Hector Munro Chadwick, this question would require substantial research to answer precisely.
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they? Sadly, I have forgotten pretty much all the Italian and German I once knew (which wasn't much to begin with).
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? Since Farmer Maggot is actually Melkor and/or Hector Munro Chadwick, this question would require substantial research to answer precisely.
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they? Sadly, I have forgotten pretty much all the Italian and German I once knew (which wasn't much to begin with).
Loremistress Emerita | she/her
1. How tall do you think Sauron was at the end of the Second Age, just before he lost the Ring? A couple of metres. As part of the Ainur, he would be able to manipulate his physical body, so as tall or as small as he wishes to be.
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? Since Farmer Maggot is clearly a Ainur (most likely Melkor) it would stand to reason that he could change his mass at will, so it's safe to say that he could weigh more than a wizard-sized Duck if he so choose. And yes, he could probably be counted as a witch or at least something magical.
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they? Unfortunately no. I know a handful of words/phrases in Spanish and Latin, but nothing that's overly helpful. Ihey amhey omesay atwhay ecnetday atay igPay atingLay oughthay. (If you could read that, let me know). :)
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? Since Farmer Maggot is clearly a Ainur (most likely Melkor) it would stand to reason that he could change his mass at will, so it's safe to say that he could weigh more than a wizard-sized Duck if he so choose. And yes, he could probably be counted as a witch or at least something magical.
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they? Unfortunately no. I know a handful of words/phrases in Spanish and Latin, but nothing that's overly helpful. Ihey amhey omesay atwhay ecnetday atay igPay atingLay oughthay. (If you could read that, let me know). :)

Artanis / Éomund / Brandor / Zarâm
1. How tall do you think Sauron was at the end of the Second Age, just before he lost the Ring? 6'11
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? Definitely counts as a witch, just look at the hat.
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they? I can read French and German, but my spoken isn't as good. I have conversational Italian. And Latin but that has limited real world applications in my line of work
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? Definitely counts as a witch, just look at the hat.
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they? I can read French and German, but my spoken isn't as good. I have conversational Italian. And Latin but that has limited real world applications in my line of work
Starbreeze ~ Lily Knotwise ~ Itarildë Tinehtelë ~ Peachleaf ~ Isiliyan ~ Aelflaed Goldhawk ~ Dagnead
1. How tall do you think Sauron was at the end of the Second Age, just before he lost the Ring? Eleventy feet
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? There is no doubt in my mind that both the Farmer and the Duck in question are both witches
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they? As a Canadian, I am fluent in cereal box and shampoo bottle French
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? There is no doubt in my mind that both the Farmer and the Duck in question are both witches
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they? As a Canadian, I am fluent in cereal box and shampoo bottle French

Bealdorhaelend
Proud member of the Eastmark
Lead Healer, Edoras Infirmary
Shopkeeper, Cwep Ciese
1. How tall do you think Sauron was at the end of the Second Age, just before he lost the Ring? Sooooo big *mimics the Witch from Into the Woods*
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? No, ducks are less dense due to their feathers and bird bones, so he definitely weighed more. And I thought we decided he was Melkor?
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they? First language English, I am very much a beginner in Welsh and Irish, and have only a few words of Norwegian, French, and Italian. Took a year of Latin in high school which has come in very hand. Went to grad school for Celtic studies and did part of a masters, giving me a rudimentary grasp of Old & Middle Irish and Middle Welsh for translation. Can get along very well in Scots for reading, not so much for speaking.
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? No, ducks are less dense due to their feathers and bird bones, so he definitely weighed more. And I thought we decided he was Melkor?
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they? First language English, I am very much a beginner in Welsh and Irish, and have only a few words of Norwegian, French, and Italian. Took a year of Latin in high school which has come in very hand. Went to grad school for Celtic studies and did part of a masters, giving me a rudimentary grasp of Old & Middle Irish and Middle Welsh for translation. Can get along very well in Scots for reading, not so much for speaking.

Evil is a lifestyle | she/her
1. How tall do you think Sauron was at the end of the Second Age, just before he lost the Ring? QUITE TALL.
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? TO WHICH WIZARD-SIZED DUCK DO YOU REFER? THERE ARE SEVERAL. ALSO, ESME TELLS ME MAGGOT IS NOT A WITCH. THIS APPEARS TO BE TWO QUESTIONS. YOU TREAD A FINE LINE, SO-CALLED KING.
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they? I DO. MY SECOND ONE.
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? TO WHICH WIZARD-SIZED DUCK DO YOU REFER? THERE ARE SEVERAL. ALSO, ESME TELLS ME MAGGOT IS NOT A WITCH. THIS APPEARS TO BE TWO QUESTIONS. YOU TREAD A FINE LINE, SO-CALLED KING.
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they? I DO. MY SECOND ONE.
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1. How tall do you think Sauron was at the end of the Second Age, just before he lost the Ring? 7' 2"
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? Farmer Maggot is a hobbit. Is Duck a wizard-sized wizard?? If this is the case, I would say wizard-sized Duck is bigger and weighs more. And yes, Maggot may be a witch, as he managed to angrily turn away one of the Nazgul as if he was their boss the Witch-king.
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they? Pig Latin (Igpay Atinlay)
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? Farmer Maggot is a hobbit. Is Duck a wizard-sized wizard?? If this is the case, I would say wizard-sized Duck is bigger and weighs more. And yes, Maggot may be a witch, as he managed to angrily turn away one of the Nazgul as if he was their boss the Witch-king.
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they? Pig Latin (Igpay Atinlay)
1. How tall do you think Sauron was at the end of the Second Age, just before he lost the Ring? 12 foot 4
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? Did he have the appropriate hat, chin, and nose?
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they? German and Old Norse. And a touch of Old English.
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? Did he have the appropriate hat, chin, and nose?
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they? German and Old Norse. And a touch of Old English.
Family Stealtharm | Sil's #1 Property | Knowledge of a woman, pride of a dwarf | Khazâd ai-mênu!


1. How tall do you think Sauron was at the end of the Second Age, just before he lost the Ring? One floor high
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? Did he have the appropriate hat, chin, and nose? Yes he did weigh more, and not a witch. More like a b.
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they? Well, English. And French, and Spanish. Lost all my German :'(
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? Did he have the appropriate hat, chin, and nose? Yes he did weigh more, and not a witch. More like a b.
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? What are they? Well, English. And French, and Spanish. Lost all my German :'(
Arnyn ~ Honor & Valor
Kaylin ~ Joy & Strength
Kaylin ~ Joy & Strength
1. How tall do you think Sauron was at the end of the Second Age, just before he lost the Ring? I'm not precisely sure, but he was sure one tall drink of water.
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? Yes
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? Moderate level of German, a bit o' Spanish. Eensy bites of a few others.
2. Do you think Farmer Maggot weighed more than a wizard-sized Duck, and/or should he be counted as a witch? Yes
3. Do you know any languages other than your first one? Moderate level of German, a bit o' Spanish. Eensy bites of a few others.
they/he/mischief
These were fascinating responses, I feel as though I learned something. Next set of questions to @Túrin , for science!
Hooray! New questions are:
1. You need to bribe a Hobbit to keep quiet about a minor crime (possibly light treason). How do you do it?
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey?
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level?
1. You need to bribe a Hobbit to keep quiet about a minor crime (possibly light treason). How do you do it?
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey?
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level?
What, she killed them with mathematics. What else could it have been? - Jayne Cobb
1. You need to bribe a Hobbit to keep quiet about a minor crime (possibly light treason). How do you do it? I feel like it's dangerous for the bribe not to be a healthy mix of pipeweed, ale, and heavy food, maybe like meat and potatoes with some sort of greens on the side.
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? Khazad-dum, when the dwarves dwelt there, or perhaps Numenor. Everything is just a touch better in Numenor.
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? I would like to be able to play the piano. My wife can teach me, but we have never sat down to learn...
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? Khazad-dum, when the dwarves dwelt there, or perhaps Numenor. Everything is just a touch better in Numenor.
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? I would like to be able to play the piano. My wife can teach me, but we have never sat down to learn...
1. You need to bribe a Hobbit to keep quiet about a minor crime (possibly light treason). How do you do it? With excellent vegetables from my garden and some very nice cake
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? Oh Khazad Dum, no doubt in my mind
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? I would like to be able to competently do literally any fiber art
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? Oh Khazad Dum, no doubt in my mind
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? I would like to be able to competently do literally any fiber art

Bealdorhaelend
Proud member of the Eastmark
Lead Healer, Edoras Infirmary
Shopkeeper, Cwep Ciese
1. You need to bribe a Hobbit to keep quiet about a minor crime (possibly light treason). How do you do it? Third Breakfast?
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? I really want to say Bree, they seem like that have the most appropriate environment
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? screen writing, it's the one type of writing that has completely evaded my attempts to learn it, though I am giving it a go right now
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? I really want to say Bree, they seem like that have the most appropriate environment
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? screen writing, it's the one type of writing that has completely evaded my attempts to learn it, though I am giving it a go right now
"We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood. Our eyes have yet to open... Fear the Old Blood..."
1. You need to bribe a Hobbit to keep quiet about a minor crime (possibly light treason). How do you do it? Bribe, or threaten? Offer to shave their feet. I'll let them decide if it was a bribe or threat.
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? I mean I really wanted to say Mordor, but honestly the horselords would probably take it. Us minions would make the best fruity cocktails though.
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? Honestly, ballroom dancing. I went to a weekly class for about a year, but life got too busy and it fell to the wayside. Once Covid is settled maybe I'll pick it back up again.
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? I mean I really wanted to say Mordor, but honestly the horselords would probably take it. Us minions would make the best fruity cocktails though.
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? Honestly, ballroom dancing. I went to a weekly class for about a year, but life got too busy and it fell to the wayside. Once Covid is settled maybe I'll pick it back up again.
1. You need to bribe a Hobbit to keep quiet about a minor crime (possibly light treason). How do you do it? Offer food, wine, a pipe full of pipeweed, and perhaps a cozy armchair by a fire.
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? Probably Bree. Or perhaps Gondor.
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? I think embroidery. I used to do quite a bit of cross stitch, but never ventured into embroidery.
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? Probably Bree. Or perhaps Gondor.
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? I think embroidery. I used to do quite a bit of cross stitch, but never ventured into embroidery.

Artanis / Éomund / Brandor / Zarâm
1. You need to bribe a Hobbit to keep quiet about a minor crime (possibly light treason). How do you do it? A wheel of cheese, a giant sack of taters, and some pipeweed. Oh, and a wall hanging of their family tree to appeal their family-history-loving side.
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? Maybe Dale. They are full of surprises.
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? I'm working on getting better at the guitar, but better piano skills would be really cool, too.
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? Maybe Dale. They are full of surprises.
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? I'm working on getting better at the guitar, but better piano skills would be really cool, too.
she/her | Esta tierra no es mía, soy de la nocheósfera.
1. You need to bribe a Hobbit to keep quiet about a minor crime (possibly light treason). How do you do it? Threaten their family, hobbits are easily persuaded like that.
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? The Shire. Probably the correct answer to any food or drink related question about who's going to have the best.
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? Juggling, I've never put a ton of effort into it to be fair, but my hand eye coordination has never been the best and I'd really like to be able to juggle casually.
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? The Shire. Probably the correct answer to any food or drink related question about who's going to have the best.
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? Juggling, I've never put a ton of effort into it to be fair, but my hand eye coordination has never been the best and I'd really like to be able to juggle casually.

Evil is a lifestyle | she/her
1. You need to bribe a Hobbit to keep quiet about a minor crime (possibly light treason). How do you do it? How do you bribe a dead hoppit?
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? Hmm Rohan sprang to mind first, though maybe Gondor as they would research the heck out of it to perfect it
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? To be able to draw! I would love to draw all my characters and situations that they are in
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? Hmm Rohan sprang to mind first, though maybe Gondor as they would research the heck out of it to perfect it
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? To be able to draw! I would love to draw all my characters and situations that they are in
1. You need to bribe a Hobbit to keep quiet about a minor crime (possibly light treason). How do you do it? I feel one potato would be enough for the greedy bugger
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? If you want a proper smokey one, probably Mordor :D for all other food and drink-related things I'd say the Shire
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? Multitasking
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? If you want a proper smokey one, probably Mordor :D for all other food and drink-related things I'd say the Shire
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? Multitasking
~ η β π ~
1. You need to bribe a Hobbit to keep quiet about a minor crime (possibly light treason). How do you do it? THERE IS ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? DAGORLAD WITH IT'S COMBINATION OF MARSHES AND ASH MAKES A LOVELY PEATY, SMOKY DROP
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? SCUBA DIVING
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? DAGORLAD WITH IT'S COMBINATION OF MARSHES AND ASH MAKES A LOVELY PEATY, SMOKY DROP
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? SCUBA DIVING
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1. You need to bribe a Hobbit to keep quiet about a minor crime (possibly light treason). How do you do it? Among the suggestions already provided, I would add mushrooms, and a hands-on tour of Bag End.
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? Dale. I believe that Men and Dwarves putting their heads together could produce a fine whiskey.
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? Playing the piano. Or drawing whatever my mind can imagine.
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? Dale. I believe that Men and Dwarves putting their heads together could produce a fine whiskey.
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? Playing the piano. Or drawing whatever my mind can imagine.
1. You need to bribe a Hobbit to keep quiet about a minor crime (possibly light treason). How do you do it? Cupcakes.
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? Erebor or Khazad-Dûm, obviously.
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? Programming
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? Erebor or Khazad-Dûm, obviously.
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? Programming
Arnyn ~ Honor & Valor
Kaylin ~ Joy & Strength
Kaylin ~ Joy & Strength
1. You need to bribe a Hobbit to keep quiet about a minor crime (possibly light treason). How do you do it? Speaking as a real life hobbit in every way except height, snacks. Never ending, delicious snacks. Because a hobbit might be tempted to report the crime, but first, they have to eat these delicious snacks.
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? The Shire, of course. It might take a lot of tries to produce it, but hobbits would persevere in their taste testing and drinking of every attempt.
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? I've always wanted to be able to draw better than my current stick-figure-Pictionary level skills, but I've never had the patience to sit down and read instructional books and really learn.
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? The Shire, of course. It might take a lot of tries to produce it, but hobbits would persevere in their taste testing and drinking of every attempt.
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? I've always wanted to be able to draw better than my current stick-figure-Pictionary level skills, but I've never had the patience to sit down and read instructional books and really learn.
they/them/actual hobbit in search of a merrier world
1. You need to bribe a Hobbit to keep quiet about a minor crime (possibly light treason). How do you do it? My carrot cake with cream cheese frosting - if nothing else they will be so busy stuffing their mouth they won't be able to get a word out to whoever is questioning them!
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? Khazad-Dum I reckon. It needs good loamy water.
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? some kind of martial art - maybe Taekwondo
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? Khazad-Dum I reckon. It needs good loamy water.
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? some kind of martial art - maybe Taekwondo
Starbreeze ~ Lily Knotwise ~ Itarildë Tinehtelë ~ Peachleaf ~ Isiliyan ~ Aelflaed Goldhawk ~ Dagnead
1. You need to bribe a Hobbit to keep quiet about a minor crime (possibly light treason). How do you do it? Baked goods. Vast quantities of baked goods.
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? Dale, I suspect.
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? I would like to be able to draw/paint. It's one skillset that I very definitely do not possess.
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? Dale, I suspect.
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? I would like to be able to draw/paint. It's one skillset that I very definitely do not possess.
She/her. Almarëa - Rivendell / Jaena - Lone Lands (T.A.) and Gondor (F.A.) / Layna - Mordor
1. You need to bribe a Hobbit to keep quiet about a minor crime (possibly light treason). How do you do it? Party invitations, and then I’d threaten to wax his or her foot fur off if they didn’t comply
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? Dwarves. Mountains. Casks. Lots of time
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? Krav Maga
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? Dwarves. Mountains. Casks. Lots of time
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? Krav Maga
cave anserem
1. You need to bribe a Hobbit to keep quiet about a minor crime (possibly light treason). How do you do it? Obviously food! It would stall them, then they'd probably forget about it while all the happy food-eating endorphins ran through their system!
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? The Shire, obviously! They have the best ale and wine, so logically, the best whiskey would also be made there.
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? Painting. Particularly watercolor. It seems like it would be so relaxing, but I am really terrible at drawing and was never good at art, so it would require a lot of work.
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? The Shire, obviously! They have the best ale and wine, so logically, the best whiskey would also be made there.
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? Painting. Particularly watercolor. It seems like it would be so relaxing, but I am really terrible at drawing and was never good at art, so it would require a lot of work.
1. You need to bribe a Hobbit to keep quiet about a minor crime (possibly light treason). How do you do it? The books are very clear about how far Hobbits will go for weed and mushrooms.
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? The Entwives probably knew how to make good whiskey back in the day.
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? Mark me down as another person who wishes she could draw.
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? The Entwives probably knew how to make good whiskey back in the day.
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? Mark me down as another person who wishes she could draw.
Loremistress Emerita | she/her
1. You need to bribe a Hobbit to keep quiet about a minor crime (possibly light treason). How do you do it? You cut out the tongue. Most Hobbits are illiterate. The bribe is that their punishment stops there. In the unlikely event that this particular Hobbit could write, or learns to write, and then chooses not to let bygones be bygones, well, there was always going to be something. It's important to think of all the light treason you'll be missing out on by investing too much time into hiding the crime you've already done.
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? The finest probably comes from some lowland snobs like Dol Amroth, but the good, heavy stuff will be up in the foothills of the White Mountains.
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? Drawing is a popular choice because it is the best choice. Tally another.
2. Which realm in Middle-earth would produce the finest whiskey? The finest probably comes from some lowland snobs like Dol Amroth, but the good, heavy stuff will be up in the foothills of the White Mountains.
3. What skill do you not have, that you would like to have at a hobbyist level? Drawing is a popular choice because it is the best choice. Tally another.
Because there is, always, money in the banana stand, I'm going to nominate @DEATH for the next set of questions.
What, she killed them with mathematics. What else could it have been? - Jayne Cobb
AHEM
1. IT IS SAID THAT THERE IS MORE THAN ONE WAY TO SKIN A CAT. HOW MANY WAYS ARE THERE TO SKIN A PERSON WHO WOULD SKIN A CAT?
2. WHY DO MORTALS, IN THEIR LIMITED GIVEN TIME, FEEL THE NEED TO COMPLICATE THINGS SO?
3. WHAT TYPE OF CURRY IS YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD?
1. IT IS SAID THAT THERE IS MORE THAN ONE WAY TO SKIN A CAT. HOW MANY WAYS ARE THERE TO SKIN A PERSON WHO WOULD SKIN A CAT?
2. WHY DO MORTALS, IN THEIR LIMITED GIVEN TIME, FEEL THE NEED TO COMPLICATE THINGS SO?
3. WHAT TYPE OF CURRY IS YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD?
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1. IT IS SAID THAT THERE IS MORE THAN ONE WAY TO SKIN A CAT. HOW MANY WAYS ARE THERE TO SKIN A PERSON WHO WOULD SKIN A CAT? There are seven generally accepted ways to skin a person who would skin a cat, but many additional options that are considered so inefficient as to be unprofessional
2. WHY DO MORTALS, IN THEIR LIMITED GIVEN TIME, FEEL THE NEED TO COMPLICATE THINGS SO? Since our time is limited, we must fill it with *all the things* and *all the drama* that might otherwise be spread out over an eternity. Serenity and simplicity are the luxuries of an individual with limitless time
3. WHAT TYPE OF CURRY IS YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD? Massaman curry
2. WHY DO MORTALS, IN THEIR LIMITED GIVEN TIME, FEEL THE NEED TO COMPLICATE THINGS SO? Since our time is limited, we must fill it with *all the things* and *all the drama* that might otherwise be spread out over an eternity. Serenity and simplicity are the luxuries of an individual with limitless time
3. WHAT TYPE OF CURRY IS YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD? Massaman curry

Bealdorhaelend
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Lead Healer, Edoras Infirmary
Shopkeeper, Cwep Ciese
1. IT IS SAID THAT THERE IS MORE THAN ONE WAY TO SKIN A CAT. HOW MANY WAYS ARE THERE TO SKIN A PERSON WHO WOULD SKIN A CAT? I will have to consult with the Cats of Ulthar from beyond the River Skai for this answer, I'll have to get back to you
2. WHY DO MORTALS, IN THEIR LIMITED GIVEN TIME, FEEL THE NEED TO COMPLICATE THINGS SO? Because mortals are straight up stupid and hate nice things like snowmen
3. WHAT TYPE OF CURRY IS YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD? Vindaloo, without a doubt
2. WHY DO MORTALS, IN THEIR LIMITED GIVEN TIME, FEEL THE NEED TO COMPLICATE THINGS SO? Because mortals are straight up stupid and hate nice things like snowmen
3. WHAT TYPE OF CURRY IS YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD? Vindaloo, without a doubt
"We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood. Our eyes have yet to open... Fear the Old Blood..."
1. IT IS SAID THAT THERE IS MORE THAN ONE WAY TO SKIN A CAT. HOW MANY WAYS ARE THERE TO SKIN A PERSON WHO WOULD SKIN A CAT? As many as your heart (or lack thereof) desires.
2. WHY DO MORTALS, IN THEIR LIMITED GIVEN TIME, FEEL THE NEED TO COMPLICATE THINGS SO? Ironically, lack of forethought about how they're wasting their time.
3. WHAT TYPE OF CURRY IS YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD? Panang. Hands down.
2. WHY DO MORTALS, IN THEIR LIMITED GIVEN TIME, FEEL THE NEED TO COMPLICATE THINGS SO? Ironically, lack of forethought about how they're wasting their time.
3. WHAT TYPE OF CURRY IS YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD? Panang. Hands down.
she/her | Esta tierra no es mía, soy de la nocheósfera.