SPECIAL EDITION DISASTER PUB - AFTER THE EXPLOSION
Just when Írimë had the pub all nicely renovated and shiny, and things were really heating up (heh heh) with the summer customers, drawn in by her ingenious cooling scheme, what had Orodruin decided to do? That’s right, blow up and wreck the whole fredegaring place. Clouds of ash, pyroclastic flow, and very pretty but destructive ribbons of lava came cascading down the mountainside and all within the pub either jumped for cover or were swallowed up by the scorching mess! Or were picked up by deus ex fellbeastia, who knows. Anyway, the place was all smashed up, and Írimë’s screeches were deafening. Now that the molten rock has cooled off enough not to instantly roast anybody who touches it, the pubmistress and her staff are back to pick up the pieces. With no roof, splinters of walls, only half a bar, and some new seats in the form of brand new baby rock, On the Rocks is a shell of its former self. But you can’t keep a good bar down for long, and though Írimë, her face streaked with weepy eyeliner, can still be found slumped agains the remains of the bar at times bemoaning her fate, the snagas have begun to root out all the bottles of liquor that survived, ready to serve to any patrons who may wander by for a drink, or to help with the repairs. The Georges have taken refuge in the rubble, unwilling to abandon their home, but supremely angry about the loss of their rafter hiding places. Try no to sit or step on them, and come on by with coins aplenty to drink your sorrows! This is going to be expensive, after all….
Pub Staff
Pub Mistress: Írimë (Moriel)
Bartender: Frost
Server:
Cook:
Other??:
Bookie: Bagronk (Moriel)
Random snagas you are free to godmode
Want to work at On the Rocks? Make your case IC to Írimë.
Drink Chart
BLOOD - Chilled blood of the following races, Hobbit, Man, Dwarf and Elf.
BLOODY MORDOR - The fresh blood of a Hobbit mixed with the strongest liqueur Mordor has to offer makes this chilled drink an excellent choice. Hobbit eye to garnish.
TELPERION MIST - A drink not for mere mortals, containing a splendid mix of several liqueurs and a little something secret.
SOTBON (Sex on the Beach of Nurnen) - Awesome ice breaker, dark, powerful - excellent start to any party, served with red or black umbrella.
FIRESIDE CHEBLEY - A concoction of Elvish wine and blood combined with the very best ash that Mt. Doom has to offer
MORDOR MUSH - A collection of alcohol from across the world splashed over a generous amount of crushed ice, a Mordor smoothie.
ORQUILLA SUNSET - 99% alcohol, 1% fruit juice - a shot to end all. (Served in a Shot glass)
SCREAMING RINGWRAITH – Pure Nazgûl Essence, enough said. (Served in a Shot glass)
SILMARIL WINE - A delightful infusion of the grapes of the Silver Tree of Gondor spiced with a hint of Silmaril essence.
House Rules
-This is a minion pub so bad behavior is expected, but Godmoding is right out (except the snagas).
If you godmode, expect to be godmoded back by Írimë
-All races welcome, but remember, it's the minions' home turf...
-OOC comments whited out at the end of your post
-All posts 500+ characters (approx. 4 full lines of text)
-Do not post in #660033
-Keep an eye out for Pub Events
Pub will run 3 Pages/150 posts, or until I feel like starting a new one, whichever comes first