GRaBT: Editors Office plus Issue ??

[Narv]

You are in Nurnen, at the fish processing plant

You have to use the washroom

Afterwards

You catch a glimpse of a rundown shack in back of the place

Papers are strewn all around it, and the fetid stink of rats' blood washes over you as you approach

A sign has been hastily nailed to the door:

JUST OUT TO BUY SOME MORE INK

SORRY WE MISSED YOU

OH THIS IS GRaBT WORLD HEADQUARTERS BTW

SPONSORS: LEAVE MONEY INSIDE

SUBSCRIBERS: LEAVE MONEY INSIDE

WRITERS: LEAVE ARTICLES AND MONEY INSIDE

BLACK HOST REPRESENTATIVES: LEAVE LEAVE PLEASE LEAVE I'M WRITING AS FAST AS I CAN I SWEAR PLEASE PLEASE GO


You step inside to steal the money

There is none

Only papers

All written in the same shaky hand as the sign out front

You pick one up. It says


ISSUE NUMBER.... ??

GOLDEN RING(s?) AND BLOODY THINGS

[Moriel]

Excuse me, editor? I would like to register a complaint.

I have ceased to de. Be. Whatever.

2/3, 11/10 with rice, take my money

[Fuin Elda]

LOL I absolutely adore all of the crazy advertisements involving eyeballs and F. Maggot. Definitely got a chuckle curious as to when the next one might be out and what hilarity it will be filled with.

[Winddancer]

This is epic and it is getting tributed, take it up with Management if you have a complaint. You Sir, are nuts and I love it <3

[Silky Gooseness]

I AM SENDING YOU MY EYES IMMEDIATELY

I I I I I I I I

[The Black Serpent]

This is awesome!

[The Black Serpent]

@Narv Can I be a regional reporter in the next issue? Like maybe MT and Rohan?