
Have you ever desired to reveal your inner beard? Or have you been yearning to show off your mining background? There is no time like the present to present yourself your little dwarven present. What was I saying? Meat! Ripe meat off the bone!
Kheled sighed. He sat behind a desk on which was written: Fill out your name here!. He wondered how it had come to this. He remembered he had been the spiritual guide to many a dwarven soul and now he sat in the same room as a drunk Scottish dwarven fighter, an ancient dwarven smith who kept treading over his own dwarf and a dwarven woman who seemed to be indistinguishable from the other figures if it had not been for some specific forms (it was the beard, it was always the beard! Kheled could not believe how the other races could be so blind.)
He sighed as he raised his stamp. "Hello and welcome to the Dwarrowdelf! I am at your service to allow you access to these wondrous realms of neverdark." He had a hard time resisting rolling his eyes as he said the inane sentence. It was only because he really needed the money, really!
"Please fill out your admission form here. The mystical dwarf cringed at saying those words, but bureaucracy could not be escaped
Form:
Name:
Beard Length:
Age (I know this is the same as the above):
Home:
Personality:
Appearance:
Weapon:
Pet (raven?):
Literacy (don't question the logic of this written question please):
Vestri Karkûna

