Minas Tirith City Hall (OOC)

[Nessa Saelind]

If anyone would like to join my two NPC healers in Emyn Arnen for a series of everyday life in a medieval Middle-Earth village/settlement in Ithilnen you're more than welcome. There's no fixed plot, it's more a series of connected everyday life things, because I'm trying to practice writing those. :-) Well, that was a rather longwinded way of saying you can come RP with me if you'd like

[Pele Alarion]

Hmmm. That sounds sort of tempting, Nessa, though... I can't keep up with what I'm involved in.

[Nessa Saelind]

Don't worry about it Pele, you can jump in whenever you can if you want to. :-) I'm a slow writter, and I made my life easier by making the "plot" an exploration of everyday life in the 4th age. I don't see much excitement on the horizon (famous last words and all that) :-)

[Devin]

Hello !! I’m seeing some old names and that makes me happy !
Not sure if anyone remembers me but I was here many many years ago ! I hope everyone is doing well !

[Winddancer]

Holy shire! It's Devin! Welcome back!

[Devin]

Have you been here the whole time Windy ? It’s lovely seeing you !

[Winddancer]

I have been for this one, yes! And likewise! :D

[Devin]

Yeah , what happened to the old one ? I guess it’s been so long it just couldn’t be kept up ? I am glad it’s reborn !

[Nessa Saelind]

Fellow Gondorians, lend me your ears!

I'm helping Drifa sort out/update the Global Member Announcement thread and I made a list of active threads in Gondor in this post (We decided to exclude the Picture Threads, Post Offices, Announcement Threads and Character Submissions - because those are OK). Could someone please take a look and let me know if I managed to sort everything out? Does something need adding/removing/bleaching/being tossed into the bottom of the bottomless pit? Thanks a bunch!

edit: typos fixed ^_^

[Winddancer]

Yeah , what happened to the old one ? I guess it’s been so long it just couldn’t be kept up ? I am glad it’s reborn !

It got hacked a couple of years ago :(

Fellow Gondorians, lend me your ears!

I'm helping Drifa sort out/update the Global Member Announcement thread and I made a list of active threads in Gondor in this post (We decided to exclude the Picture Threads, Post Offices, Announcement Threads and Character Submissions - because those are OK). Could someone please take a look and let me know if I managed to sort everything out? Does something need adding/removing/bleaching/being tossed into the bottom of the bottomless pit? Thanks a bunch!

edit: typos fixed ^_^

[Ercassie]

@Nessa Saelind, did you want to include the Minas Tirith Marketplace as a link in that post/directory ? It is a draw for Gondorians and visitors alike, with opportunities of commerce/trade RP and/or apprenticeship/learning skills RP

And I still need to get back to posting there @Pele Alarion . I fear I left my inspirational cheerleading troupe back at that contest in Rohan months ago !

Welcome back Devin.

[Nessa Saelind]

@Ercassie - Yes, the Marketplace will definitely be included. Since the Marketplaces from all the Kingdoms were in a separate category, that looked updated I didn't include them in my post. I don't know if the next instalment of GMA we're going to keep them under a separate category or slot them in with the rest of the Kingdom threads/activities. Something that needs thinking :-) BTW the one Woman of a Certain Age™ cheerleading squad is here to scream your ear off erm support this entire Kingdom's post writing endeavours!

Oh, look at me being rude! Welcome back Devin! I'm not sure we "met" on Ye Olde Plaza, but it's good to see folks coming back. :-)

[Ercassie]

Ah, I see @Nessa Saelind. It wasn't in the post you linked to, so I didn't realise.
What about the Library/Diary thread ? It's gotten a bit dusty recently but that's pretty authentic for the theme of course, and technically it is still open to all.

[Nessa Saelind]

@Ercassie - no worries :-) I should have mentioned that I was not including some threads in the editing because they were already in a separate list and done. :-) Hmm, I was of two minds about the Library (similar thing with Rohan's Journal thread): on the one hand I wanted to include them, but on the other they haven't been active in a while... I was thinking folks will stumble upon the Library by themselves when they decide to take permanent residence here Just kidding, I'm open to suggestions about it :-)

[Devin]

Thanks so much guys !

[Nessa Saelind]

No, leave it to the new guy, if nothing else at least leave him to interrogate Ms Irma. He was in absolutely no hurry to talk to that woman again. Ever.

Ah the simple joys and perks of command, avoiding Ms. Irma like the plague Good isolation at the office would help too I really enjoy how this story is unrolling :-) Althoguh by the end of it everyone will have a headache

[Winddancer]

She is fun to write! :P Poor Lail though..

[Lail]

Bahahaha I almost died laughing at that post! bring it on, Ms Irma...

[Winddancer]

[Nessa Saelind]

he might have to visit the Houses of Healing now in search of some cleansing anti-Head Laundress elixir.

Adding "cleansing anti-Head Laundress elixir" to the list of tonics, potions, drugs and the like the apothecary and healer trainees of the Houses of Healing need to prepare for the exam You two are awesomly hilarious witht this story! Windy, let me know when I can join this hilarity.

[Winddancer]

What? You want to be spat on too?? :P

[Nessa Saelind]

What? You want to be spat on too?? :P

*adds visors to the PPE order for the Houses of Healing*

[Winddancer]

[Lail]

could also call it anti-Irma elixir..shorter, easier to remember for those poor trainees. I admit I did not expect this arrest plot to be so funny and I give all credit to Windy for it!

[Winddancer]

Ms Irma would likely pop an eyeball if she heard you laughing at her!

[Nessa Saelind]

could also call it anti-Irma elixir

Now, now that would be saying that the Houses of Healing have some kind of personal vendetta on the venerable Ms Irma and We certainly do not!* The Houses of Healing are a reputable institution ma'am, we would never stoop to anything that petty!**

* Liessssssss
** "Yes we would! Have you met us?" cried out all the apprentices ever!

[Karis Ziranphel]

Hello all, I am sorry I haven't been around or writing the last couple months. Life rather exploded, with adding another job and working out the details, and now health crises in my family. Just figured I would update here since not everyone uses the book of faces.

[Winddancer]

Good to see you back, Karis! All the best for a speedy recovery to the family members who are ill <3

[Lail]

I mean you only need one eye to do laundry..
Nessa you are very diplomatic!

Hugs to you, Karis, I'm sending hopeful recovery wishes to your family member.

[Nessa Saelind]

I mean you only need one eye to do laundry..

And purely by coincidence Hathaldir has Thea's pointy dagger in his hands and Ms Irma is opposite him. Not saying that anything's going to happen there, just pointing it out

Good to see you here Karis *hug* hang in there and hope everyone in the family recovers swiftly

[Moriel]

It's that time again: Lava Snake Racing!! Bring your slitheriest serpents and climb the Winding Stair to the starting line at Cirith Ungol. Who will beat both snakes and hungry spiders to claim the title this time?!
All are welcome!

Lava Snake Racing II - Cirith Ungol

[Karis Ziranphel]

Thank you all. I may not have brains or time to be writing for a while yet, but it is a pleasant distraction to occasionally glance in here. I am thankful for all of you and the tremendous friendships developed over the years. You have been a blessing in my life.

Enjoy the races!

[Pele Alarion]

Nice to see you, @Karis Ziranphel! As long as you do peek in... And if you are doing well all in all.

[The Good Hunter]

Have you ever wanted to play a squirrel or a chipmunk doing chipmunk or squirrel things? Don't lie to me, I know you have. Well I have some good news for you. Now is your chance to play!

WHERE are my NUTS?! (ån RP game)

Come on down and show us your best squirrel/chipmunk/random forest critter! It's sure to be nuts.

[Moriel]

Come and see Mordor's latest attraction: The Warg Pits. In the caves under the Morannon are housed the Warg Pits. The caverns are extensive and there is room for hundreds of the beasts. It's your one stop warg shop for breeding, training, fighting, and recovery. Be advised that while all are welcome, this thread is for minion characters only, whether trainer or warg; Any Free Persons who have ventured this far into Mordor had best be in HEAVY disguise: the Wargs have excellent noses...

Thread may be used for free-RP, or for a mini-game within the fighting pits. There will be periodic optional Events and RP prompts.

Current event: it's whelping time! Come pick out your future champion warg from the pups, or play one of the ferocious little beasts.

[Fuin Elda]

Come have some fun at the Bruinen Winter Classic!
Come see if you can win the first ice fishing competition of the Plaza.


Click^^

Lots of fun to be had!

[Winddancer]

@Lailyn Ms Irma is of course lying, the amount the girls get is not enough to sustain anyone :P In fact that was the first thing Thea did when she got her wages back (yes she stole what was stolen from her) was to go and get a nice hot lunch as she had not eaten properly in days. She spent most of the first coin on that food, should be some money back from that and she should have the other coin on her.

[Lail]

I was going to ask if Thea had any of the money on her.
Hathaldir believes Ms Irma, she's been most convincing/he wants to get rid of her pronto but if you want the lie to come out, let me know. Those poor girls! Thea really needs to find a better job...maybe the Head Laundress position will be opening soon.

[Winddancer]

Will do!

[Nessa Saelind]

Those poor girls! Thea really needs to find a better job...maybe the Head Laundress position will be opening soon.

Honestly, I am shocked that not a single soul has complained about the state of their garments in Ms Irma's care! She's committing crimes against laundry! Oh and someone really needs to get Ms Irma a sedative, the "poor dear" is quite agitated think of her blood pressure!

edit because false language friends

[Winddancer]

Soldiers dont complain! :P

[Lail]

This one might.
Oo imagine revenge via laundry! Intentionally shrinking clothes...oh that must be where all the missing socks end up!!

[Winddancer]

“And I am glad to say I am getting to the bottom of this thievery,”

Ooooh my god Lail! You had me picturing him rifling through her skirts to get to her bottom!! *dies laughing* The Captain is going to have an aneurysm processing that sentence!!

[Nessa Saelind]

OMG I burst out laughing reading your post Lail I just want to walk in there and say: Please state the nature of your medical emergency. Someone's blood vessel is going to burst soon, it's just a question of who goes first

[Taethowen]

A little office has sprung up in Hobbiton (not far from the Post Office). Within, people may leave and answer personal calls for aid; to solve the hundred and one tiny mysteries that arise in the Shire...

Get out your largest magnifying glass and your most sleuth-like outfit as you join the ranks of the Hobbit Detective Agency! Or are caught in mischief yourself...

Come play!

[Dimcairien Luiniel]

Oh no! Gandalf is visiting Rohan - well is he named ill-news; because although he’s brought Shadowfax back to visit (Yay)! He hasn’t learned how to close doors.

Stable doors.

As a result, half of the horses in the stables have made it out and are now having a party around Meduseld...

It’s YOUR job to round them up and lead them back to the stables and fields where they belong! (Or alternatively, steal them and herd them off to wherever you choose.)

Come and round up some horses!

[Lail]

rifling through her skirts... I couldn't resist. might be more patients headed your way, Nessa! but it won't be Hathaldir unless the Captain gives him a whooping which he may deserve to be fair.

[Moriel]

It's time for some SHENANIGANS!!! Come on down to the Mordor pop-up holiday pub for good times and mischief. All are welcome, good or evil or somewhere in between. A truce has been called and murder is off the menu- good times only!! Come sample the festive menu, exchange gifts, and blow off work. What more could you ask for?!

[Nessa Saelind]

rifling through her skirts... I couldn't resist. might be more patients headed your way, Nessa! but it won't be Hathaldir unless the Captain gives him a whooping which he may deserve to be fair.

I can imagine that conversation going:

Healer: How did you sustain those injuries?
Hathaldir: Well... It all started when Ms Irma arrived at the Tower Guard...
Healer: Say no more! Nurse! Bring a bottle of our finest medical alcohol for the gentleman!

You and @Winddancer let me know if you'd like Nessa to walk in and help/hinder/whatnot.

[Lail]

Best be something stronger than medical alcohol now he's been shamefully beaten by Ms Irma! (er unless med grade IS stronger?!)
@Nessa Saelind happy for Nessa to join but this is @Winddancer's story to spearhead so I leave that to her how things pan out. I'm just here to make the arrest and have fun on the way.