Haikuu

Thalionwen Hunigfolm · Fri Jun 05, 2020 1:09 pm

Two more points is all
I need to rank up again.
Here I am, shameless.

Zôrzimril · Fri Jun 05, 2020 1:26 pm

Haiku rank-ups are
common on this Narvlaza.
You are not alone.

Burnt Toast · Fri Jun 05, 2020 11:06 pm

Kittens were strangers
But now they play together
No more stress hissing

Silky Gooseness · Sat Jun 06, 2020 9:49 am

Amazing it is
A handful of syllables
To gain a new rank

Dwim · Sat Jun 06, 2020 10:27 am

Forever he's doomed
To produce more posts than points
Accursed spammer

Burnt Toast · Sat Jun 06, 2020 2:25 pm

Not hard to make points
Even for spammers, when one
Creates a haiku

Zôrzimril · Sat Jun 06, 2020 4:00 pm

Spamming haiku threads
is a great pastime. We all
rank up together!

Silky Gooseness · Sat Jun 06, 2020 9:29 pm

You have the most points
At this time on the plaza
Well done @Tarawen

Zôrzimril · Sat Jun 06, 2020 9:45 pm

I probably won't
have this honor for long since
we all post so much!

Oak · Sun Jun 07, 2020 2:54 am

The huorn doesn't
Have that many plaza shinies.
Nope not at all. nope
:P

Silky Gooseness · Sun Jun 07, 2020 9:20 am

I don’t either, and
I had access to plaza
A week before you

Burnt Toast · Sun Jun 07, 2020 12:59 pm

So many shinies
Lots of them lying around
Spreading all the joy

Eldy Dunami · Sun Jun 07, 2020 6:22 pm

In spammer culture
To have fewer points than posts
Is a point of pride

Zôrzimril · Sun Jun 07, 2020 6:36 pm

I am constantly
aware of my ratios.
Thank PAM for post count!

Burnt Toast · Sun Jun 07, 2020 6:48 pm

Error 404
Tara's count is posts not found
But only right now

Oak · Sun Jun 07, 2020 6:52 pm

all of this chatter
of ratio and points
Let us talk of else.

:smiley10:

Burnt Toast · Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:02 pm

Haikus are made for
Whatever topic we please
For all to enjoy

Oak · Sun Jun 07, 2020 8:47 pm

On Narvaplaza
Haiku can be quite delight-some
a pastime for all.

Burnt Toast · Sun Jun 07, 2020 9:19 pm

Narvapalooza
narv narv narv narv narv narv narv
Seven narvs-es ...es

Zôrzimril · Sun Jun 07, 2020 10:12 pm

A haiku for Narv:
Seven Narvs and seven Narvs
and one white tree. Narv.

Elvheimdros · Tue Jun 09, 2020 2:37 am

Wise man said, When in
trouble or in doubt, run in
circles, scream and shout

Silky Gooseness · Tue Jun 09, 2020 2:37 pm

No one’s tagged @Narv yet
so he can appreciate
our poems of praise

Burnt Toast · Tue Jun 09, 2020 2:42 pm

Now Narv is tagged
He'll know of our secrets here
Quick, hide evidence!

Zôrzimril · Tue Jun 09, 2020 6:24 pm

A treasure trove of
haiku spam is all he'll find
here in the Plottage.

Menolly · Wed Jun 10, 2020 6:31 am

Evidence? We have
No evidence, only words
With some syllables

Silky Gooseness · Wed Jun 10, 2020 10:51 am

No secrets either
We are spamming shamelessly
Nothing to hide here

Nia · Wed Jun 10, 2020 10:59 am

Except the secret
messages coded inside
Our haiku poems

Wamba_the_Fool · Wed Jun 10, 2020 11:21 am

As the spun leaf twists
So the twisted leaf spins on
And the posts net points

Zôrzimril · Wed Jun 10, 2020 1:26 pm

A brand new haiku
To continue the practice
of spamming-a-lot.

Menolly · Wed Jun 10, 2020 6:14 pm

As the leaf twists spin
So the leafy spin twists on
Oops, plagiarism

Oak · Wed Jun 10, 2020 6:27 pm

Sir Sam spam a lot
is here to make his spam posts
Spam spam, Sam says he

Silky Gooseness · Wed Jun 10, 2020 8:34 pm

What secret message?!
Have I been left out of this?
Give me some answers!!

Lúthien Tinúviel · Wed Jun 10, 2020 8:37 pm

I am not dead, yet.
Ran out of meds and did not
Log on for a week!

Dimcairien Luiniel · Wed Jun 10, 2020 8:38 pm

It is much too hot
Outside today for all things
And the pools are closed : (

Burnt Toast · Wed Jun 10, 2020 9:02 pm

Ah yes, Spam-a-lot.
Tis a silly place, (secret)
Only a model.

Zôrzimril · Thu Jun 11, 2020 12:27 am

Coded messages
are my bread and butter but
I have no secrets.

Wamba_the_Fool · Thu Jun 11, 2020 12:48 am

The old spearman posts
That none may slip by his post
Where are his two points?

Burnt Toast · Thu Jun 11, 2020 12:48 am

Secrets for Tara look at all my secrets
Wrapped up within my poems -- here's some more.
Here they all are now hahaha did you find ALL MY SECRETS
There are secrets all over this post.

Menolly · Thu Jun 11, 2020 5:31 am

So we have secrets?
Shhhhhh...whisper them so quiet
More words here I guess

Silky Gooseness · Thu Jun 11, 2020 7:46 am

@Wamba_the_Fool is here!
Welcome to our haiku thread!
Good to have you back

Wamba_the_Fool · Thu Jun 11, 2020 10:23 am

((I appreciated your sonnet school, @Sil!))

And five, and sev'n, and five, around again
For just a couple more turns of the sun
It seems like we have only just begun
To get our modern ears to stop and ken
And yet, when once awakened up, what then?
Can once bedrowsèd minds return undone?
What mortal man would cast away what's won --
When five, and sev'n, and five, turn into ten?

Burnt Toast · Thu Jun 11, 2020 4:19 pm

A sonnet for us
Sneaking into haiku thread
What a delight 'tis

Zôrzimril · Thu Jun 11, 2020 4:37 pm

Now I am worried
I missed some juicy secrets.
Oh look, a sonnet.

Burnt Toast · Thu Jun 11, 2020 5:18 pm

Six F's hold the key (sneaky f's)
Seek them out and you shall see you're seeking, I can tell... you've found something here. AN APPLE FOR YOU
Do they hide from thee? (yes, yes they do) But you've found them. Have a persimmon.

Zôrzimril · Thu Jun 11, 2020 5:30 pm

A toastface taunts me
with juicy gossip. Alas,
only an apple.

Burnt Toast · Thu Jun 11, 2020 5:41 pm

Who found the fruit here?
Persimmon, and an apple
Fruit for the seekers

Wamba_the_Fool · Thu Jun 11, 2020 5:41 pm

Persimmon, Tara,
Persimmon. *Googles real quick*
I totally knew! Narrator: He did not know.

Zôrzimril · Thu Jun 11, 2020 6:08 pm

"AN APPLE FOR YOU"
said the Toast, Wamba. So I
gladly accepted.

Wamba_the_Fool · Thu Jun 11, 2020 7:44 pm

An apple for you,
But the persimmon is mine;
And thus shall we dine. Pax!

Dimcairien Luiniel · Thu Jun 11, 2020 8:46 pm

We are talking fruit
Peaches, plums, and apricots
Are some of my favs.