ARPY Ceremony & Party

The fair valley of Rivendell, upon whose house the stars of heaven most brightly shone.
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Frost stretched luxuriously, popping her spine half a dozen times. This bed was very, very comfortable. She wondered, absently, what it must be like to sleep in a bed like this every night. Her home in Umbar, the Rookery, was nice, but this, this was royalty. She’d never felt sheets so soft. Actually, the more she thought, the more she realized that might not be completely true. The sheets on Sombelenë’s bed were utterly extravagant, like the woman herself. These were still very comfortable though. She laced up her corset, feeling the fabric hug her curved figure like a glove. It felt just as nice to be in her corset as out of it. She grinned and looked over at Zôr, who seemed very pleased with himself. And why shouldn’t he? She wasn’t sure what sort of boldness had gotten ahold of him here in Rivendell, but she hoped it lasted much, much longer. Speaking of lasting, “Darling, we should probably make our way back down to the party. There would be hell to pay if we’re going in these chambers.” She had had her fun, stolen a fair amount of valuable information, broken enough statues, revealed enough secrets, and messed about just enough. It was time to leave. She looked at Zôrzagar’s handiwork with the statues and nodded her approval. “Very nice dear. They look so much happier now. Don’t you think?” Frost had heard stories about the Lord of Imladris, unflattering tales about presence and it’s effect on the local feminine population. She learned a side of him tonight that put him in a much better light, in her mind. Consensual, healthy, and fun. It really was too bad Celebrían had famously sailed West. Frost was certain there were things she could have learned from the Elven Queen.

Oh well, she mused as she finished getting dressed. Likely, it was for the best. The more she looked around this room, the more she realized it was nothing but a façade covering a decaying, wasting landscape. Sure, the power of the Elves kept natural desolation at bay, but only just and only for so long. It would not be long before this pretty little house and these prissy little people were swallowed up by the unrelenting march of time. Númenóreans such as herself understood what time was and what it did. Elves though, elves were as oblivious to the true ravages of time as the worms are to the politics of the birds that eat them. Umbar was an ugly city, it was brutal and harsh and unfriendly, it only allowed the strongest people to thrive, but at least it was real. The foundations of the city and the harbor would last another three thousand years. Rivendell was a pretty, colorful masque on decaying corpse, a wen on the arse of Middle-Earth, a feculent Eden. She sneered. The more she thought, the more she realized she hated this room and all it stood for. It wasn’t a room where a real person could live, this was a living tomb. She spat angrily, her mood soured.

“Come now, my darling Fire Sword. It is high time we leave this hell pit to the star spawn that it… entertains.” She could not help herself but smile at little as she looked around once more. There would be no question that someone knew a very particular secret. Still she wanted to burn the entire manor to the ground. Fire, though, wasn’t really Frost’s style. It was too quick, too impulsive. She touched the walls and doors as she left. Cobwebs and tiny black widow spiders spilled out of her and became to cover the elaborately decorated walls the way the cold covers the glass on a cold night. The patterns were a beauty only to her and the children she’d set loose in the room. They would hide soon, waiting and watching for their opportunity. She was content with that, for now. She knew there would be more to come. She would be patient. Soon, everything was going to get caught in her web and nothing in the world could be done without her consent or her forethought. Control. Manipulation. Traps. They were all hers, gifts from The Hidden Machination.

She exited the chambers and stalked her way back through the mazelike manse. Zôr was behind her, she could feel his presence close to her, so close. She fancied she could still feel his heart beat against her skin. This really had turned into a decadently advantageous journey. She pitied the fool she’d drowned in the fountain in the White City, he would have been so awed by the culture surrounding her. Almost. He hadn’t deserved this honor, that was meant for her and her partner, the future king of Umbar. She looked back once to look at him, framed in wispy, pale moonlight. She looked at the moon for a moment. It seemed different as it hung in the sky tonight. Almost like it was empty or something. She chided herself and chuckled. What a strange idea.

They re-entered the courtyard to thunderous applause. Far from embarrassed, Frost took Zôr by her side and whispered in his ear, “Apparently I’m not the only one that thinks you did a wonderful job.” She giggled, an odd girlish sound from the tall woman. She took in the applause for a moment, then realized it was, in fact for her. The ARPYs, as it turned out, were some sort of award presentation ceremony. Her name had been called out just before they entered and then again just a moment ago. Two awards? A malevolent grin spread over her face. She waved at her fans (who knew she’d have fans in the heart of elvendom) with a queen like dignity. She watched all their faces as they watched her, enraptured by the statuesque figure. She saw the Lord himself, cloistered far from the action. Poor man. She threw him a wink. Whether he saw it or not was not her concern. She had far more interesting things to think about and maneuver than one old elfling.

She ascended the stairs of the dais, ever inch the queen of black stars. She looked over at the musicians and it was as if there was a psychic connection between them. They began to play a militaristic entrance song that perfect matched the feral majesty on display. She accepted the awards, she hadn’t heard what they were for but the “why” was never important. The statues were heavy, metallic things. Beautifully carved and proportioned. She had no idea what she’d be doing with them once the night was over (perhaps there was an underground market she could tap for elven award paraphernalia). She accepted the second award, looked the presenter up and down for a moment, then noticed the entourage that seemed to hang on her every word. She winked. There would be time for that sort of thing later. Now, she needed to give a speech.

“My dear gathered friends and confidantes,” she began, “I am humbled by your interest and your belief in me. These awards mean more to me than I can articulately put into words. I am truly alight with the foundational brightness of creation. I never dreamed in all my years that such awards could one day be mine. Thank you. Thank you so much. These awards, I see, are a request from you to me, to continue in the work that I have been so diligent at, the continue the mechanizing and moving and shaking. I will not let you down. With the most artful words I can express to you, faithful watchers and listeners, I promise that I shall not let you down. Not even for an instant. With the empty spaces between the stars as my witness, I will endeavor to bring the darkness and create a world we can all be a little more at ease in. Thank you again. Thank you from the bottom of my black heart. We will pillage the stars, and make their vengeance our own!”

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Nessa de Argosy with a Goose in her lap cheering everyone on as you do, perfectly normal
The Hall of Feasts

After handing the ARPY eagle statuette for Best GM to the winner and offered her congratulations, Nessa discretely moved to the side so the winner would be able to give his acceptance speech. She carefully gathered her gown with both hands and lifted it slightly, the action showed her ankles {Cue *le gasps* and fainting Victorians! A woman's ankle is on display!}, so she would not accidentally step on the silk and cause a tearing of the fabric as she descended from the high dais. As she alighted she had the opportunity to witness up close a somewhat unexpected thing.

Angry honks punctured and the air followed by laughter and raised voices, clearly human. Nessa paused for a moment wondering if the honking was the ARPY gong dramatically summoning and announcing finally the arrival of the mightiest of all the Children of Ilúvatar, or the lonely goose honking its lonely communion… Or perhaps, factoring in the raised voices, was this the sound of the sacred geese of Imladris announcing that Hannibal ante portas?

It turned out to be neither. As Fuin swept past her, the elleth’s long and flowing wine red gown swishing in tune with the clack of her heels, too focused on the commotion behind to notice the young healer standing near. Nessa followed quietly behind, just in case the revered grandmother needed support. Or more likely if whoever caused her ire needed patching up after. The fact she didn’t have her healer’s kit with her, having left it in the chamber that was assigned to her upon her arrival at Imladris, did not cross her mind. Granted, the young woman was rather (pleasantly) distracted by current events to think of such practical matters at the moment. Thankfully for her and everyone else involved no patching up was required.

The handsome and extremely well-dressed party-crashers were there to surprise Fuin. A relieved smile graced Nessa’s face and she relaxed and even enjoyed watching the Presentation Goose and the Revered Grandmother fight-honking it out for the privilege to present the ARPY for Best RP-er! This was one hot award! The young healer placed a hand over her mouth to stiffen her giggles, although the honking covered any noise she might have made. And besides, the party-crashers only had eyes for Fuin. Observing their interaction she soon realised why and she smiled happily as her heart gladdened. It was good to see Fuin so happy, to see her with the family she chose, the people who loved her and loved each other. Smiling happily she turned and quietly moved, letting Fuin and her people enjoy their quiet moment before they climbed the dais to present the next award. She had a Goose to find and soothe.

The Presentation Goose was easily found. The honking helped. Ever so carefully she scooped up the poor Goose, like he was a baby kitten, in the process enduring loud honking protest and pecking by the grumpy and shocked bird. It took longer than the young healer liked and a lot of cooing and cuddling from Nessa and honking noises from the Goose for the bird to finally realise her feathers were not going to be plucked and used as pillow stuffing, and that the young woman was there to help. Or at least lead him to the table with food and a splendid view of the presentation.

Once the angry Goose was soothed, seated on her lap and fed the bird and the healer could turn their attention to the matter at hand. The presentation of the award. And it was indeed a spectacular presentation. The handsome quartet that consisted of two elves and two Gondorian pirates, by the looks of things, presented the award with smooth aplomb; almost as if they were rehearsing this for days. Nessa beamed at them and cheered and clapped the loudest when applause and cheering were required, and especially after the winner was announced. Even the Goose joined in with a honk of approval or two.

OOC: Manhandling of the Goose done with permission. No geese were harmed by this action. :winkkiss:

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Nerves on end and every sense heightened, she felt the wave of dark energy almost as a physical blow to the stomach as it forced the air from her lungs, immediately forgetting all about the pesky Hobbit. Gasping back in a ragged breath she looked around and to her surprise saw that no one else seemed to have noticed beyond shifting uneasily in their chairs or drawing their shawls or coats tighter around their shoulders as if a sudden gust of cold wind had passed through.

Flustered by His presence here in Rivendell, she did not stop the waiter from refilling her wine glass, instead her eyes were locked on Him as he confidently took the stage. While she did not recognise His features, she knew it was Him. He could never hide the malevolence that radiated from Him like a fiery aura from her. Even as He had passed, being this close to Him nearly stopped her heart, gasping again as He sent her a look that made her stomach roil all over again, making her wish she had not drunk the wine afterall. The look had been so compelling that she had almost thrown herself at His feet, only just barely able to control the impulse as she gripped the edge of the table to steady herself, ignoring the questioning looks she received for her odd behaviour.

Breathing in short rapid gasps, she sucked in a surprised breath as He snapped his fingers, the shockwave lightly blowing her deep black hair back over her pale bare shoulders and sending another shiver running down her spine. The sheer power. How could no one sense it!? She looked around incredulously as the people slowly quieted down. Why were they not screaming with fear? Begging for their lives as they grovelled at His feet?

A simpering voice filled the silence that followed, making her skin crawl at the discordant sound. It was too pleasant, too nice and it made her want to scream in agony, one hand moving to rub slightly at her ear as if she could ease the pain. She knew none of the names He spoke of, save one. Why was He here? Why was He presenting an award? Shaking her head she stopped trying to make sense of it. One did not question Him. One obeyed.

She did not gasp as many did as the simpering features morphed into the form of Her Master that she had seen on a few occasions, letting out a small sigh of relief when there did not seem to be any reciprocal reaction to it. As one of the Valar passed her Lord without any altercation, she slowly relaxed and slid her hand away from the knife strapped to her thigh.

She heard nothing of the Valar's speech, not that she knew what the award was for and who the person was that had won it. She was not here for awards afterall. Returning to fiddling with her wine glass, she suddenly froze as she heard His unmistakable voice, singing. The sound sent a ripple of fear as well as pleasure through her, making her skin crawl. Though in the other room, she could still hear Him, eyes seeking Him out as He strolled passed her and taking a seat by the stage. Again she had to fight not to fall to her knees as He neared, body trembling at being this close to Him. Again she was left wondering how these wretches were not crawling at His feet, when she could barely resist the compulsion. Even Ungoliant did not have this affect on her, though she was glad that the being had left. Too many eyes, and legs for one being..

Her thoughts were instantly halted as she heard her name being mentioned up on the stage, eyes going wide as her hand once more moved toward her blade. Her brows furrowed as she realised she wasn't being called out, but being nominated. One eyebrow rose as she wondered what for and if it was a "good" thing, looking to her Lord to make sure He was not displeased with having her name called out in public. However her eyes quickly flew back to the group on the stage at the mention of the winner, ignoring the following kerfuffle with a goose. Frost..

Breath held she scanned the room for him, eyes narrowing. They still had unfinished business, never managing to meet up since the night at the Mascarade. As a woman headed up to the dais, she frowned even more, wondering if he had sent someone to receive his awards on his behalf. That was until the woman began to thank the audience. Her fiery eyes narrowed even more, her eyes focusing on the woman's on the stage. Frost.. as a woman. Sucking in another breath her eyes flicked to her Lord and back to the woman on the stage. That was a power that was nearly unheard of. And here he was flaunting it like it was nothing. Was it a warning of what he could do? That he was not just some measly Númenórean? Her stomach fluttered, eyes flicking between her Lord and the female Frost wondering how He would take it. Would He even care? Surely He would, someone that powerful needed to be kept close.

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You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.
- The Twilight Zone, opening narration




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"Holy shinola!" Annabelle Walker exclaimed. "You're awake now."

"Only because you struck me," muttered Rinon Lirulin. The short, wiry Gondorian had thick brown hair and soft dark eyes. He was dressed in a frock coat suit of blue brocade trimmed in crystal embroidery with a matching posh hat. Rinon carried a lebethron walking stick topped with a ball of elvish-glass Hatholdir gifted him. The bearded southern Gentleman was a minor noble. A chronicler by trade, he was the leader of Lark Town which was a sleepy village in the Pelennor Fields. His family ruled it for centuries. "Who are you anyway?" He was blearily coming to, sitting upright on the white wrought iron bench.

"Stevie, are you serious?" Annabelle stood akimbo, narrowing her vibrant blue eyes. She wore a lovely gown of blue and purple, low-cut and embroidered in thread of gold. "You've written me since 2012, er, Earth Time that is. Think I might slap you again. You're being ridonkulous."

He took deep breaths and tried to think. Rinon was a word of Quenya meaning "The Crowned" which was Westronized into Steven, one of the many strange names in Bree like Bill and Harry. "I write biographies. I am sure I would have remembered a beautiful girl like you."

"Okay, flattery is kinda making me feel better," she admitted, blushing.

"Are you a soldier's daughter? I interview families of warriors fallen in the War of the Ring and -"

"Look, my sweet amnesiac creator, we don't have the time for this!" Annabelle threw her arms high in dismay. He noticed a braided opal ring of white-gold on Annabelle's right hand. A memory of an old man with bushy muttonchops opening a jewelry case for a young redheaded woman and a swarthy fellow her age stirred in Rinon's foggy mind. "Elrond needs to see you."

"Why am I far away from Gondor?"

"Golly, this is aggravating." Annabelle took a jug of elvish-glass from a nearby fountain and filled a cup of the same sparkling material with miruvor. She demanded Rinon take it. When he swallowed a little of the warm and fragant liquor he felt the heavy drowsiness leaving his limbs. "The Cordial of Imladris. Just a mouthful is potent, Elrond told me. Anyways, we gotta run. Literally, Calandra!"

Swift as an elvish arrow, she rushed along a marble flight of steps with Rinon in tow. In their haste, Rinon considered what she called him. Calandra, an Adûnaic word for "Lark." Lirulin, was the Calaquendi version of the Númenórean surname for the songbird.

They stopped short of Lady Éowyn who was descending the stairway with a flinty expression. Small and slender yet fell as a steel-blade, the golden-haired Lady of the Shield-arm gazed at them with cold grey eyes. "Tell his Lordship to not start the meeting without me, Melimakris," Éowyn ordered Annabelle then entered the courtyard.

Éowyn approached the lectern made of dark wood, decorated with flowers native to the dell, atop the high dais and allowed herself to smile when she saw Tharmaras announced as Best GM. She nodded when he bowed, mouthing she should speak first. Éowyn stood beneath the ARPY banner illuminated by the coruscating Faerie lamps. In the semicircle around it, but with enough space left between, round tables covered with linen cloths pale as the glistening snows of Ered Nimrais. The coolness of her silver eyes was replaced with sudden kindness and the light of good humor.

"It is my honor to deliver the award for Best Collaboration," spoke the heroic dame of Rohan. "It is a wonderful pleasure to write your own stories however, there is a delightful joy of creating tales - both long or short - with others. Tonight, I am happy to reward a couple ladies - " here, her grin broadened " - who embodied the spirit of collaboration exquisitely and in Rohirric writing!"

Link to the original presentation

Nominees and links:

@Aodh Hammerhelm and @Eléowyn journey together through the Fields and Forests of Rohan.

@Dimcairien Luiniel and @Allacan ob Burzum for the story they crafted from the question What is the most stupid or foolish thing your character has ever done? What were the repercussions? from the Roleplay Practice Prompts: Character Development thread.

@Ercassie and @Tharmáras for their story about the Moles of/from? Gondolin

@Prometherion and @Giliathriel – a sailor with an odd past reunites with his elven friend in Pelargir, the city of mirrors and mirages.

@Moriel and @Prometherion {Frost} for Helcë etta Anga

@Moriel and @Lantaelen for Elenion Sunquelë

@Tarawen, @Goosil {Sil} and @Moriel gather in Carn Dûm

@Winddancer and @Prometherion {Frost} in Umbar - it's complicated...


Best Small Collaboration statuette

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Best Small Collaboration signature banner

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Hrango, the huge brawny Mole of Tol Noldarë, swung his long muscled arms to strike a pair of drums. The bald High Elf wearing a black velvet belted tunic beamed at the crowd of winners, guests, Maeglin the Dark Prince, and the Arpy staff with his red-gold teeth.

"And the Winners are...." Éowyn declared...
@Dimcairien Luiniel and @Allacan ob Burzum for the story they crafted from the question What is the most stupid or foolish thing your character has ever done? What were the repercussions? from the Roleplay Practice Prompts: Character Development thread.
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Fuin frowned slightly at the person coming to accept the award, she was aware that previously Frost had been... well... She gave an appreciative nod to the woman before her that accepted the award and slipped back down to the table where there had been empty seats. She had wondered at why there had been empty seats at her table of all places but at least this made sense now. She sat back down and Mylien cuddled up beside her and Ruindil was on her other side, Afarfin giving them prime seats since he had been about in Imladris for far longer than they had recently and it was nice for them to be able to get some affection as well. Fuin sat running her fingers through Myliens hair smiling at the tanned woman half forgetting that she was still at the ARPYS ceremony as Ruindil had his arm around the both of them his velvet jacket sleeve warm against Fuins bare back.

"Pillaging the stars?" Ruindil asked leaning close to Fuin so that she could hear him his hair tickling her ear. "Didn't think we could reach them but that's a hilarious idea. Perhaps we'll find a Silmaril or something." He said with a chuckle knowing full well he was about to make Fuin giggle from the tickling whiskers she turned and grabbed him by his beard and looked him in his green eyes.

"I swear if you didn't look silly without a beard I'd cut it off on you after you found out it tickles my ears." She said and Ruindil gave her a grin.

"Ye wouldn't dare, you like me beard afir to much for that my sweet lassy." He crooned at her as Frost finished her acceptance speech and then it seemed there was a Mole among them and Fuins face went from playful to set looking for Hatholdir knowing Hrango wouldn't be far without his master normally.

"You're right but there is a Mole about and where there is one there is always another." She said motioning to the elf that had taken over the drumming for the best small collab even as the group politely clapped for the winners, who had well earned their prize.

"It's not like you're armed to the teeth nor are you suppose to fight him here you know that." Ruindil said and Mylien laughed and hugged Fuin tightly. "Ruindil, what do you think those things are in her hair?"

"Gold and pretty?" Ruindil said looking confused at the pins that made a halo like crown behind Fuins head holding her dark tresses up.

"Good eye love." Fuin said kissing Myliens forehead as Afarfin pouted at being left out from the direct affections.

"They're throwing daggers aren't they." Afarfin her first love said realizing what the three of them were talking about and suddenly started craning his neck around to look for Hatholdir.

"More pins than daggers but absolutely." Fuin said with a cheeky grin.

"By the Scylla yir a devil. Good t'ing ya love us." Ruindil said holding her tightly. "No killin nobody here that's the rule we were told that when we came you get to follow it too."

"Fine." She said even though she was still on the look out for the Mole. Undoubtedly after their last encounter he would likely be quite wary.

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Having accepted her awards and the accolades of the crowd, Frost stepped down from the dais and meandered back to Zôrzagar. With a wicked smile on her face she gave him a mockingly chaste kiss on the cheek and giggled demurely. “I’m so shocked and humbled by all this attention,” she said, her voice rising a full octave as she played the simpering girlfriend. In a blink, though, it was gone, replaced by a much more calculating look, one that lacked any of the submissive femininity that was so popular with some these days. It was so boring, lacking agency and the power of one’s own thoughts. It was popular among the elves. Not all elves though, she’d learned that there was a little more variety aside from the same old tired pairs. The presenter of her award seemed to be one them. Good for her. She might approach them later, see if she could suss out their dynamic and which chute connected to which ladder. She turned back to Zôr and caressed his cheek with her black nail guards, tracing his immaculately carved cheekbones and jawline. Seriously, she could cut herself to pieces on those things. “Well, I do believe that we’ve given enough attention to my fans,” she looked pack that the horde of mingling folks and indeed most of them had gone back to their conversations, goose chasing, or eating and drinking. “I think now might be an excellent time to…” she paused for dramatic effect, leaning closer into Zôr’s ear and purring, “mingle and find some new marks.” She leaned back, turned, and pressed herself into the Númenórean’s chest. “I think there’s at least one person here to whom I owe a conversation. Would you like anything to drink while I’m making my inspections? We’ve had such thirsty work tonight I think I might have worked up quite a strong appetite.” She winked; it was not just food she had an appetite for tonight.

Kissing her partner full on the lips one last time, Frost began to maneuver through the crowd of people. They all seemed so small and insignificant from where she was standing, like little insects for her, the Spider, to devour. Here and there, without thinking too much about a pattern or an overall design, she touched someone’s shoulder and placed a tiny spider that crawled down and away, silent little watchers these children of hers. They were far, far more useful than any human child could be to her. They didn’t make unnecessary messes, they didn’t require attention, and they answered to her not the other way around. She returned to the table filled with drinks and hors d'oeuvres. She tried the araq and found the smell and taste reminding her of her ancient elven tutor, a master of the “Helcë etta Anga” phrase. Frost allowed her mind to drift as she imagined what Sombelenë would do in a place like this. How many of this faceless crowd would fall to her diabolical charms? A malevolent smile appeared on Frost’s lips then disappeared as she scanned the crowd for the woman that she most wanted to talk to. They hadn’t been able to meet after the Masquerade in Lindon (a combination morning after exhaustion and post drug haze) and that was mistake she meant to rectify.

With panther-like grace, Frost made her way through the crowd looking for her devilish elf. She knew she was here, the Númenórean had seen her before disappeared on her little excursion through the Lord’s manse. Winddancer had the ability to vanish into thin air though, something Frost had yet to master. Perhaps that was something the eldritch terror could teach her. She staved off a request to dance from a sweaty faced man with a mutton chops and what looked like jaundiced eyes. She touched his cheek and scratched him with the steel and onyx nail guards. Feigning apology, she shooed him away, telling him to have that cut tended to. She chuckled as he huff and puffed and waddled off, the rejection of a woman far above his station clearly wounding the pufferfish’s pride. He really should get that wound checked out though, she may have placed some spider venom on her nails. She and Zôr were immune of course, this little man? Not so lucky. His face would puff up even more, the wound would turn lovely shades of pink, yellow, and blue. Then the wound would start to seep and smell, then, well the services of the funerary guild might be required. Was there even a guild here in Imladris, or did these head-in-the-clouds fools think that such a group wouldn’t be needed in a land of supposed deathlessness? Well then things were going to get awkward. All her children were prone to bite if threatened.

Instantly forgetting the man, Frost moved through the crowd, pushing aside a man that looked like he was about to pluck up the courage to speak to her quarry with a gentle, but very dominant hand. “She’s out of your league darling. You’d have a better shot at trying to sneak into the inner sanctum of the Lady of the Golden Wood.” The man looked wide eyed and suddenly afraid for his life. He scurried off before Frost could issue another threat. Rolling her eyes, she twisted to face her elven compatriot. “Fancy seeing you here in such a prime and proper place. What brings the most wicked elf in all Middle-Earth to such a… frilly place?”

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As Pearl knew he would, Jorgy jumped right into harm’s way and to the rescue. She knew she could count on her best friend! Then again, she had to admit that a red-eyed elf probably wouldn’t be too put off by what Jorgy called his “protect mode” (essentially, a posture to make him look as big and scary as possible), and now it was probable that the two of them would meet an untimely end in this glorious elven palace at the hands of the scariest elf she’d ever heard of or seen. Biscuit forgotten and eyes wide, Pearl began biting her nails as the little scene unfolded.

When Jorgy made a threat she was not so sure he could deliver on (it was the thought that counted, just so long as he came to no harm), Pearl became truly fearful. She picked up her fork in an uncharacteristically stabby way (somehow, it did not occur to her to pick up her knife) and went to stand next to Jorgy. It was her duty to protect him as he had protected her - hobbits had to stick together! Maybe Masters Merry and Pippin (both of whom she’d spotted across the room) would band together with them. But then she felt as if she’d begun to sink through the floor. Was it her concern for her best friend which caused a deep dread to settle in her stomach as the whole place rumbled? No, that would be the enormous spider which crashed its head through a wall, bringing with it a cloud of doom that seemed to dim the lights in the room. She shook her curly head and cried out with astonishment when a frightening voice resounded inside her head. What was happening? Couldn’t anyone else hear? She looked at Jorgy. He did not seem perturbed. Sometimes, the strange and uncanny did not frighten Jorgy at all, and Pearl wondered how he managed it. She squeezed her eyes shut.

Just as quickly as it had come on, the horrible feeling vanished. She chanced to open her eyes a sliver. Jorgy was by her side, and the terrifying elf and the spider had both gone off to goodness knows where. Hopefully somewhere far away, she thought. She felt suddenly spent, and took her seat and placed her fork where it belonged: next to her plate, which was looking far too empty. Thinking she’d recover her nerves with a good bout of snacking, Pearl piled several morsels onto it. It seemed Jorgy had a similar idea in mind - and he’d brought some mushrooms!

“Oh!” Pearl cried, beaming at the sight of a familiar food and in light of Jorgy’s lavish compliments. “Well, thank you! But really, it's you who's the best! The way you jumped to defend me like that. You did a marvelous job of scaring away that elf! And how lovely.” She took the proffered mushroom and gave it a sniff. “You weren’t kidding! This must be the smelliest mushroom I’ve ever smelled. I wonder how it tastes.” In the split second after she took a small bite to taste the pungent shroom, a thought occurred to her, and she paused. “Jorgy,” she began, “who was it, exactly, who gave you these mushrooms? And did you eat one?”

She never got her answer, for no sooner had she asked the question than the big someone (Tilion) she’d seen applauding and cheering earlier plopped himself into a chair at their table. Her eyes widened again, this time with awe. She gulped, inadvertently swallowing the bit of mushroom she had just thought to question. The man (or was he an elf? Or some other kind of being?) was aglow with a fantastic silvery light. He looked like the light of the full moon rippling on the waters of Bywater Pool. She could almost feel the magic emanating from this person. Pearl realized her mouth was hanging open and shut it. Then, after several moments’ long pause, she piped, “Yes, hello! I’m Pearl, and this is Jorgy. We’re hobbits, as Jorgy says.” She was still so overawed as to not have many intelligible thoughts of her own. The bright light around Tilion intensified and feathered around the edges as she gazed up at him. He must be magical, she thought. She drank deeply from her mug of mead.

“Jorgy’s been given a gift of mushrooms!” She held out the partially-eaten mushroom for their new companion to see. “We never expected gifts when we came here. It was an honor just to be invited!” She sniffed the mushroom again. It couldn’t be poisonous, could it? Well, she’d soon find out. If she survived, perhaps they could cook some up when they returned to the Shire, as Jorgy had suggested. They could try out their recipe on her little brother Tom and tell him after he ate that the mushrooms were poisoned. Pearl giggled to herself. But who had time for thinking about stupid old Tom when there was a very probably magical being sitting in their midst?

“If you don’t mind me asking, where do you come from, Tilion?” she asked sheepishly.

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Her mind was a whirlwind of thoughts. Fear, apprehension and wariness roiled in her stomach as she sat nervously on the edge of her chair. She felt as if the room was closing in on her, the sounds growing louder and the people getting far too close for comfort. She needed to leave. She should not have come here, even if it had afforded her a rare moment with her Master.

Every sudden movement or loud noise had her jumping, her eyes darting this way and that to fend off the imaginary attacks. She had not even been able to find a table where she could sit with her back to a wall, her skin crawling as if she could feel a blade about to be stuck in between her ribs. Her whole being was screaming to leave, to leave immediately and just forget about why she had come in the first place.

As another sensation of someone closing in washed over her, she decided she was done. Having lost Frost as he (she?) had headed over to get some food, the resolve to finish what they had started seemed less important than her own safety. Pushing the wine glass away, she was about to rise when the same voice she had heard from the stage now came from right behind her. Tensing, she swivelled in her chair enough that she had access to the hidden blade, as well as being able to use the chair itself as a defense if it came to that.

“Fancy seeing you here in such a prim and proper place. What brings the most wicked elf in all Middle-Earth to such a… frilly place?”

"I could ask you the same.." she countered, still keeping a careful eye on him as she studied his new features. It was quite unnerving knowing who this was, yet not recognising him at all. Except for his eyes. And the unmistakable confident aura that always surrounded him so compellingly. No wonder he had risen so high.

Waving her slender hand she motioned for Frost to have a seat. She did not like people towering over her, nerves already on end. "Please, join me.."

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Æthelwigend Grimthain, he/him

Life had been quiet and peaceful for a time, after he took leave from the cavalry to deal with some 'family business', but now he was back in the civilised world it somehow seemed appropriate to shake off the cobwebs in the most celebratory manner possible. Not normally a man prone to exhibitionism, he had at the least made an attempt to dress up finely. In the past, his cavalry dress uniform would have habitually been his go-to formal attire, but the man who had finally thrown of the shackles of guilt and remorse to re-discover the joys and hopes of life had no intention of tarnishing this particular party with anything so formal and.. yes, he dare think it, boring.

Grimthain was dressed in a well tailored suit that conformed to his muscular body in a complimentary fashion; collar and cuffs adorned with a fine trim that added a sharpness that his normally outdoorsy clothes lacked. Polished black boots sounded smartly on the floor at his approach, and his short beard had been freshly trimmed for the occasion. He hesitated at the doorway as he glanced about the room, hoping to have a moment to compose himself before diving into the activity, keen to achieve a glass of wine before quietly retiring to a shadowed corner to observe the proceedings until his confidence had grown.

But the greatest schemes of bats and balrogs are rarely left to their own designs.

As he entered the room, his eyes fell on the demure and dazzling figure of Lady Éowyn, fair and beautiful as Simbelmynë, speaking to those gathered from the high dais. So astounded was he then to hear his own name reverberating through the hall that he stumbled a moment, and stood dumbstruck with his mouth slightly agape, then remembering himself he blushed profusely, bowe3d quickly, and turning made a beeline for an alcove where he could process the strange mixture of embarrassment and pride and try desperately to gather his poise once more, wishing desperately that he had spotted someone he recognised in the crowd. Well, someone
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“Much happier,” Zôr agreed. It was with some reluctance that he nodded, agreeing to depart these luxurious quarters. Inclined as he was to prolong their little interlude in this wing of the house, he also knew that they had taken the best of all there was to take. The prospect of a crowded feast hall and dance floor populated with intoxicated, finely-dressed people was enough incentive for him to move on. He gave the room one last amused glance, smoothed his jacket collar, and followed Frost into the hall. He did not shut the doors behind him.

The return journey through the house felt long and tedious. Gone were the jolts of adrenaline which always accompanied little break-ins and thefts. After a while, he could no longer distinguish the figures in the various portraits and statues lining the halls; there were only so many noble elven features one could take in before they all blurred together into a singular vision of contemptible smugness. Zôr found himself craving something to stimulate his senses; he was relying on the crowd below to provide a new series of challenges. For the moment, he contented himself with pacing just behind his partner, inhaling her scent and admiring the way she walked in those dangerously spiked heels.

To his surprise, a roar of applause rose when they arrived amidst the other guests. Knowing what they had in their pockets, he had rather expected shouts of indignation to greet them. He threw back his head and laughed at Frost’s interpretation of the cheering. “I’d say we contributed equally,” he managed to say before a chorus of voices rang out from the stage at the front of the room: “Congratulations to Frost!” Zôr blinked, then laughed again. Two massive statues awaited his partner, and he applauded with the rest as she ascended to the stage.

Zôr did not question how it chanced that she’d won an award in the heart of elvendom; he had reasons uncounted to present her with awards and trophies in tribute, and he was willing to imagine that the judges - whoever they were - had some or all of those reasons in mind when they chose her. Whatever the reason, she deserved to be honored and elevated above the rest - wasn’t that the future they were chasing for themselves in the south? Why should it not be the same here, even amongst the dead and undying?

His eyes glinted with amusement when she returned to him, giggling like an innocent young girl. The childish laughter was replaced soon enough by a more Frost-like series of caresses and purring about finding new marks. “At last,” he breathed. “Let’s see what we can conjure up, shall we? And I believe you owe me a whiskey. I’m afraid my thirst has not quite been quenched.” He placed one hand on the back of her neck when she kissed him, drew her momentarily closer with the other hand at her low back, and then released her to work her charms on the crowd.

Zôrzagar followed Frost’s progress through the room for a moment, then shifted his attention to the other people gathered to eat and drink and celebrate. Their host had assembled quite the variety of people and creatures here tonight. He previously had thought himself and Frost the two most malignant entities in the valley, but he now saw that they were in very good company - not least with whatever had burst a hole in the wall of these hallowed halls and left behind a trail of decay and despair. He was sorry to have missed that particular episode.

He began to walk along the edge of the room, like a hawk circling a doomed colony of field mice. Where to begin? A gathering of hobbits seemed unlikely to enrich him. Frost had engaged a familiar, deceptively seductive elf at one table. Perhaps he could join them later. He walked on. His eyes fell on a cluster of elves bedecked with sparkling trinkets and baubles. He picked up an abandoned glass of wine from a nearby table and pretended to stagger from the drink into their midst. He apologized profusely as he walked away, having pocketed a heavy golden brooch and a deep blue stone on a long silver chain. He had spilled a fair amount of wine, but he left them to clean it up in their confusion over what had just transpired.

A smile playing on his lips, he left the empty wine glass behind and caught up a fresh mug of mead before sliding into a seat across from a woman (Nessa) wearing a dress which shifted in color as she moved slightly - the movements couldn’t be helped, for she was holding a goose. Here was the source of the frenzied honking noises he’d been hearing since they returned to polite company; it seemed best to put a table between himself and the creature. He lifted his glass to the woman. “A toast to you for your valiant taming of this beast,” he said. “Tell me, how does a woman such as yourself come to have a goose for a companion at a party?”

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You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.
- The Twilight Zone, opening narration


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Aewrusca Mordagnir, the Herald's youngest daughter, entered the Last Homely House Helpdesk Office. She wore sandals and ripped denim shorts. Her black tank top was emblazoned with the words FUIN'S #1 Fan on front and a picture of a smiling fox on back above FUCHS #2; this shirt was on sale for $29.99 on www.elrondshouse/giftshop.com .

Serene Rivendell ambience music and the sounds of chirping birds played on wall-mounted speakers painted a glaring shade of Foo Pink. Aewrusca sighed, coming to her cubicle's revolving chair. It was going to be another busy night. Every phone was ringing and many of her fellow co-workers looked stressed out. A lot of minions were calling to request rooms since the servants of Mairon's Kingdom were allowed to visit Rivendell for the Arpys; even their boss was here. She wondered why the Imladris Guards hadn't been mobilized yet but this was a Suspension of Disbelief thread so it was okay.

Aewrusca's best friend Dineth, Lhaindir's sister who was serving refreshments, arrived at the cubicle with a marzipan duck which was served on the ARPYS menu but it had two heads. Apparently it was a majestic creature endemic to Aman but only represented in this Suspension of Disbelief thread because it was too strange to feature in the Ages of Arda RPG series. She pressured Dineth to make her an appletini, concocted from ingredients in the Last Homely House Feast Hall's liquor cabinets since that martini wasn't on the ARPYS menu. Then she started her job and picked up the phone.

"Hello, this is Aewrusca, Aig's Best Kid and the Greatest Clerk of the Last Homely House Helpdesk! How might I serve you?"

"My name is Barababosh the Hobgoblin and I live in the Grey Mountains," answered a cultured voice.

A giggle accidentally escaped Aewrusca's lips.

"Do you find that name amusing?" asked the customer, suddenly hostile, "or you don't believe that I'm a civilized Orc?"

"I don't mean to...anger you, okay?"

"Yes, you do. I heard you laugh. You did that to make me feel inferior. You want to say it don't you? What kind of name is Barababosh?"

Aewrusca struggled not to laugh again.

"I want to speak to your general manager."

Aewrusca stifled a sigh. "Elrond is upset right now and he's not taking any calls."

"I'm going to dial the number of Elven Resources and file a complaint about your appalling behavior."

"Nienna wept," muttered Aewrusca.

"What was that? Oh. So you're a racist and a blasphemer?" observed Barababosh mockingly. Aewrusca could hear several Orcs chortling in the background.

"Look. I'm really sorry that...I insulted you by mistake-"

"Poor choice of words. You mean deliberately."

"Yes," Aewrusca confessed, blushing.

"I am a Hobgoblin Superorc, so I'm kind of like a big deal. I graduated from the University of the Grey Mountains. I was valedictorian and I was the captain of my golf team," said Barababosh, sounding emotional. Aewrusca could hear an Orc saying softly, "It's okay, Bobby. Say what you need to say, you heard that John Mayer song."

Aewrusca felt a wave of sadness washing over her when she heard Barababosh take a shuddering breath as if he were about to cry any second. "I...worked my butt off studying hard for this emissary position to support my family, okay? I did graduate school on the Withered Heath. I had to like...dodge pillars of flame every day to....get to my classes. The point I'm trying to make is....I don't need you to sit there and say like....you want to help me and....you don't!" Barababosh sobbed. Aewrusca heard a group of Orcs weeping and blowing their noses really loud. "I need you to do your job and care about what what matters to me. I want to be treated by the content of my character and not do the racial profiling thing when you're like-" He took deep breaths so he could speak clearly otherwise she couldn't hear him because of his wracking sobs. "Yo....You're an Orc...and that means you're dumb and ugly and you smell bad and you kill people all the time and nobody likes you. Okay?"

"THAT'S RIGHT, BRUH! YOU TELL HER BOBBY! THE NYX TWINS GOT YOUR BACK!" Aewrusca heard one Orc shouting vociferously.

"FREEPS SUCK! FREEPS SUCK! FREEPS SUCK! HAIL AMARTHEL!"
chanted Orcs and a lot of them were clapping in encouragment.

"I grew up all my life believing Orcs were....mean," admitted Aewrusca, wiping tears from her eyes.

"See, that's the problem with you Young Freeps," said Bobby in a gentler tone. "Don't listen to what your Elven parents are telling you. What you believe is evil....is not, really."

Aewrusca sniffled in astounded silence.

"I just blew your mind, didn't I?" said Bobby, sounding triumphant.

"What do you want from me?" asked Aewrusca, dragging fingertips through her red hair in exasperation.

"I represent the interests of two dragons, one of them is the Great Cold-drake that killed Dáin I. His wife wants to be his date to the ARPY Party. They have questions. I was going to read those queries to you but...I'm... feeling depressed. So. One of them is going to come on the phone. Is that okay?"

"Sure," Aewrusca muttered.

"Fantastic. Please hold caller."

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The Bridge of Khazad-dûm
soundtrack of Howard Shore played while Aewrusca waited for one of the Dragons to come on the line.

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Frost enjoyed the back and forth dance of conversation. Most of the time it was mundane give and take, small talk that made one want to gouge out some eyes. Other times it was a predator circling a prey, looking for the opening to pounce and kill whilst maintaining the sheer veneer of civility, comradery, and friendship. Then, there was the dance of two predators, sniffing each other out, trying to suss out what the other one was doing on their territory, giving nothing while looking to take everything. Every the Númenórean spoke to the elf it was that kind of dance. They were never openly hostile toward one another or adversely antagonistic, they were working toward the same goal after all, but their relationship was a tenuous one. Still, it was always enjoyable to dance and spar and test the waters. Frost gave her erstwhile friend a smile and took a seat at the table. She took another sip of the araq, looked about the room in an obvious stalling tactic then returned her attention to Winddancer. “I wanted to test out just how difficult it was to get here,” she answered. “I thought it prudent to perform my own little covert operation. When an invitation practically fell into my lap, what was an ambition woman like me to do?” She chuckled, watching the elf over the rim of her glass. “As it turns out,” she drawled, putting the glass on the table and leaning back in her chair, “just about anyone could walk in anywhere. Their reputation far out does the reality. I’m quick certain that, if they wanted to, both the Dark Lord and the Witch-King could simply saunter up to the gates, knock politely, and be let in. I’m sure it was just as easy for you to arrive here? You don’t look covered in blood yet so I’m assuming no one has had the nerve to confront you?”

She glanced from side to side, making sure she could see the elven lords in their sacrosanct, detached alcoves, then leaned in conspiratorially. “You would not believe what I’ve managed to find here. Somethings are relatively useful.” Frost pulled a letter marked “My Dearest Son-in-Law” in the graceful script of the Lady of the Golden Woods and pushed it across the table. “It’s not full of juicy secrets or anything, but it does have her handwriting, something I’m sure we can use to our advantage, misinformation and deception. But that’s not even the most fun thing I found while exploring this overly verdant cesspool. I found out a few things about the lord of the valley. Completely useless in terms of strategy or war, but by the unlight Winddancer, our host is quite the salacious individual. You’d never know it to look at him though.” She took another sip of her araq and savored the bite of the star anise. The opening salvo had been launched. Frost had given away more information than she would have ordinarily, but there was no reason not to give away something here and there. “I should apologize, darling, for missing you in Lindon. I’ve been a busy little spider, spinning webs is not as easy as the eight-legged ones make it out to be.” She smirked.

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The Right and Honourable Peregrin “Pippin” Took
Enjoying the ARPY party with cousin Merry & co., eventually presenting the ARPY award for Best Game
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Author's note: permission to RP Merry in this little story arc kindly given by @Lailyn who is a wonderful Master Brandybuck!

The opening presentation of the first ARPY award went off without a hitch. Not that the Right and Honourable Peregrin “Pippin” Took expected to run into any problems. He was, after all, someone with intelligence at the party. After Eldy, the winner of the ARPY for Best Lore Post climbed up the dais and accepted her award from young master Took, the aforementioned young master Took and Držiha, the humble historian and chronicler from Gondor, made their way off the stage and went in search of a table. Presenting awards was hungry and thirsty work and the key to a successful presentation was to fortify oneself with copious amounts of food and drink.

Along the way to the table with ample amounts of food and drink, they ran into cousin Merry, who was so entrapped by the deliciously sticky, gooey Bear Paw that he greeted them with mouth half-full, sweet still in hand. However, his cousin quickly recovered from his faux pass and swallowed his desert before speaking.

“Did they pull a last-minute switch on you? I thought you were set to present Best Small Collaboration! You were brilliant – how good of them to pick someone of intelligence for that category” Merry said with a cheeky wink and Pippin laughed goodheartedly at his cousin.

“Aye, some fancy elf lording couldn’t make it,” he replied. “They are quite unreliable narrators, no wonder they say Go not to the Elves for counsel, for they will say both no and yes,” he said cheekily. “Come join us when you finish, presenting awards is hungry work, and I hear the salted pork is particularly good,” Pippin said with a Cheshire cat smile and waved at his cousin who ran backstage to join Quickbeam.

The salted pork was, indeed, particularly good. It combined well with The Best Beer™ ever to be produced in the entirety of Arda {in The Right and Honourable Peregrin Took’s expert opinion, and if there was anything hobbits were experts in, this one, in particular, it was food and drink} – the one from the Green Dragon. In between bites of the deliciously crunchy bruschetta topped with the aforementioned particularly good salted pork, a variety of cheeses, salty crescent rolls sprinkled with sesame, more bruschetta – this time with a variety of pâtê (each bruschetta had its pâtê spread, Pippin was hungry, not a barbarian!) he managed to cheer and clap for the presenters and the winners.

After Merry and Quickbeam finished their presenting work, the comedic duet joined the lore duo in a feast for the senses. The sense taste and a full stomach being key senses here. The jocular cousins enjoyed the excellent selection of food and drink, clearing out the table in the process and asking and receiving seconds, even thirds! {The organisers of this ceremony ran a tight shipwreck! There was food a-plenty for growing hobbits, well hobbits of all sizes and stages of life and extra for the other free and not so free peoples of Middle Earth. This ain’t amateur hour people!} Somewhere between the firsts and the seconds Merry and Pippin started a running commentary on the food selection while Držiha engaged Quickbeam in a conversation. {By this the humble chronicler means that the humble chronicler and historian listened to the ancient Ent’s story and took copious amounts of notes that shall one day be turned into a dissertation and presented to his fellow scholars.}

In between the seconds and the thirds, Merry and Pippin filled their pipes and lit them, blowing smoke-rings and observing them as they floated and dissolved in the air. Naturally, the smoking of pipes opened up an important intellectual debate: which pipeweed is the best and for which occasion? Pippin favoured Old Toby, while Merry was a staunch supporter of Longbottom Leaf. Although he wasn’t much of a smoker, Držiha enjoyed Southern Star, and Quickbeam was not enthusiastic about burning dried plant leaves for obvious reasons. {Everyone agreed that Southlinch from Bree was absolute trash and that production of said pipe-weed should be banned because it gave pipe-weed a bad rep.}

Suddenly, their hobbit senses started tingling. Hobbit senses tingling meant one thing and one thing only! Mushrooms! The jovial cousins, pipes in hand, turned and glanced around the room. Lo and behold! There was another group of quite young hobbits there. A lad (Jorgy) and a lassie (Pearl) by the looks of it in the company of a very silvery person (Tilion) that might or might not have been an elf.

“Merry, I think we should go over there and introduce ourselves,” Pippin commented in between puffs. “The wee lad looks a bit dazed, and by the looks of things the lassie too.”
“Aye, cousin,” Merry replied with a grin. “It is our duty as wiser, more experienced hobbits to look out for the younger generation, especially among the Big Folk.”
“Provide guidance and give sage life advice,” Pippin interjected.
“Aye! If you gentlefolk will excuse us,” Merry said addressing the Gondorian scholar and the Shepard of the Trees who nodded in understanding.

With tankards of The Best Beer™ in hand, a bag of pipe-weed in the pockets of their fancy suites, pipes firmly place and armed with sage advice and practicality the two cousins meandered towards the mushrooms young hobbits.

“Good evening to you young hobbits and you master elf,” Merry greeted the gathered trio. “Meriadoc Brandybuck at your service,” he said inclining his head towards the trio mindful of the tankard in his hand.
“And Peregrin Took at your service as well,” Pippin chimed in after his cousin.

However, before the two sage hobbits could proceed with their services a blond elf with a golden envelope in hand approached Pippin.

“Right,” he said calmly and turned to the wee hobbit lass (Pearl). “Would you do me a great honour and take care of this for me?” he said with a wink, passing the tankard with beer to the wee lass. “I am summoned to present another award, but I leave you in good hands and the best company of my cousin Merry,” he said gesturing to his cousin. “I shall be back post-haste!” he said and taking the envelope from the elf and putting it in the inside pocket of his dress jacket. He transferred the pipe from his hand to his mouth and briskly walked over to present another award. He was a rather popular hobbit at this ceremony.

Reaching the high dais he climbed up and grinned when he noticed the stool was still near the lectern. He climbed on it, took a few puffs from his pipe and then set it down. It would be kind of rude, not to mention quite difficult to talk with a pipe in his mouth.

“Once again good evening Imladris! Good evening Middle Earth!” he greeted the crowd. “Games are won by skill and luck, but wars are won by those who are best at cheating. Or so they say. Regardless, it is my great pleasure to be here again and to present the ARPY award for Best Game! Before we find out which game, you dear fellows, decided is the best with the strength of your votes… Let us see which games were nominated for this prestigious award.”



DIE: Orodruin Obfuscation run by @Moriel


Rune Breaker WS RP run by @Afird Splitax



Taking the golden envelope from his dress jacket Pippin opened it and in his best presenter voice announced


“And the ARPY for the Best Game by popular vote goes to…





:encore: The Great Elvish Culinary Contest: Ån RP Game run by @Goosil , @Almarëa Mordollwen & @Dimcairien Luiniel :encore:


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The runner up and honourable mention in this category goes to:

DIE: Orodruin Obfuscation run by @Moriel


Let’s have a big round of applause for our winner and runner up! Goosey and co. please waddle over to the stage to take the ARPY statuette for Best Game, honk your speech and put this cute badge in your signature! Congratulations once again.


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Was that his imagination? Maybe. Probably. Since becoming a Hobbit Jorgy had been developing his imagination, learning to daydream, and playing pretend. Merry and Pippin just showed up that their table. The Merry and Pippin. Jorgy was a Hobbit of very little experience, but even he knew who they were! That, of course, was why he thought it was his imagination that they had come to see him and Pearl. He could understand them wanting to talk to Pearl, she was the best hobbit that ever was of course they would want to talk to her. But Jorgy? Sure he could talk to elves with scary looking eyes or elves that looked like they were the actual moon, but Merry and Pippin? Jorgy found himself dealing with a wave of anxiety. Was that anxiety, or was it just gas? He wasn’t sure. If anything, he knew where the bathroom was in this gigantic place. He felt a little funny, not like he was going to make a joke funny, although maybe Merry and Pippin would appreciate some puns. The super elf, the elf that looked like he might be the moon (that’s ridiculous Jorgy, clearly he is not the moon) and the two legendary Hobbits seemed to glow the more he looked at them. Was it the… mushroom? No, that was silly, mushrooms didn’t make you get all googly-eyed! Now that he thought about it, Pearl seemed a little googly-eyed herself. Was he googly-eyed? How could he check?

Wait, they were introducing themselves! Pay attention Jorgy, now is not the time to get sidetracked. “My, my name is Meriadoc Took… uh, wait, no Peregrin Brandybuck, no that’s not right either.” He began to panic. What was his name?! The name Jormungandr came to mind, but that didn’t sound correct, that sounded like it belong to a lava snake or something, and he was definitely not a lava snake. “I’m,” he looked around the room there was an elf waxing poetically about the days gone by “Jor”, there was another elf sitting at another table talking about butter substitutes and his plan to lessen Rivendell dependency on dairy, “gy.” There you go! “Jorgy! Jorgy Underash. At your service!”

Jorgy had never been starstruck before. Mostly because the stars were too high for him to reach, even on the top of the Hill.

Pippin, or was it Merry (they looked somewhat similar and they seemed to be so attached at the hip that it was hard to tell which was which unless someone was yelling at them), must have been even more important than Jorgy could have guessed. Elves were asking him to announce things. Elves! He must really be the coolest hobbit that ever was. Jorgy wandered what it would be like to be that cool. His tummy rumbled. He was very hungry. There wasn’t much food on the table in front of them. Had they eaten all the food already? The young hobbit looked very concerned for a moment. He couldn’t remember the last time he’d eaten. When was the last time he’d eaten!? Filled with a surging panic that only a Hobbit could understand, Jorgy looked all around for food, anything. A crisp, a chip, a pit of bread dipped in au jus. Anything. He then looked at his hand. There was a bag of mushrooms in his hand. Where had those come from? Food was food, though. He shrugged and munched eagerly on the delicious fungus.

Then all the colors started to get funky. They made Jorgy want to dance. Someone sing a song so Jorgy could dance!

Wait. Master Pippin, having left the group to deliver his award giving speech (as in he gave the award, not a speech that was worthy of awards, not that his speech wasn’t worthy of an award, just… where was this going?), mention something about Orodruin Obfuscation. What in the… how did… Jorgy’s eyes opened as big as saucer plates. His mind flashed back to his time as a retired lava snake racer, tending a little rock garden when orcs and Hobbits invaded. He remembered being eaten by an orc, then somehow he became an orc? But then he was buried in ash, and then Jorgy came out from… Under the Ash.

Did Master Pippin know Jorgy’s secret?

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Pearl Brockhouse

A long moment passed. Or maybe it was several short moments. Or a thousand, thousand moments! Pearl could not really tell, nor did she particularly care. After looking into Tilion’s face to inquire about his origins, she had forgotten to look away. Not so long ago, he had seemed aglow with light. Now, though, Pearl could see little sparkling dust motes shimmering on his skin and in the air around him. Was he made of stardust? Or perhaps he had bathed in a pool of crushed diamonds in order to shine all the brighter for the party? Pearl wished vaguely that she had even just one diamond, let alone a pool full of them. A pool . . . The thought of a pool reminded her of Bywater Pool, and she came full circle to the thought she’d had earlier: Tilion looked like the light of the moon rippling on the water.

Without warning, she gave an excited start and cried out, “Oh! Are you from the, the, the . . . ” She trailed off and her eyes went wider still. “ . . . the MOON?” she finished. She gave a gasp and a giggle. She was being ridiculous! Get a grip! she thought in her most Pearlish manner, mentally shaking herself to snap back to realistic thoughts. There’s no one on the moon!

But, argued a strange little voice in her head, what about “The Man in the Moon Came Down Too Soon”?

Pearl’s mouth fell open. The song! It must be true! Was she living inside of a song at this very moment? This idea was fleetingly exciting, but then her thoughts darkened. Was that all she was, a minor character in the song of some great celestial being? Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear. She had always been content to go about her business, living out her life as any ordinary lass of Bywater might do. But now, oh what would she do if she was truly just a supporting role in a grander song? Did she even exist?

Tears welled in her eyes, but then the reasonable, Pearlish voice from before interrupted her thoughts again. You may be stuck in a song, but that doesn’t mean it’s all meaningless! Think of Jorgy!

That’s right! She had Jorgy and her mother and father and sister and even dumb old Tom to bring her back to reality. Even if they were all characters in a song, they were happy together, and that’s what counted. Pearl sniffed and wiped her eyes before the tears could spill onto her cheeks. That’s better! said her rational internal monologue. Now look who’s just arrived!

With a great effort, Pearl emerged from contemplating her rapidly collapsing sense of self. She hadn’t noticed that she had closed her mouth until it fell open again at the sight of none other than Masters Merry and Pippin! She had hoped they might stop over to say hello, and now here they were! She stood up and curtsied, then shook their hands vigorously (just to make sure they were real).

“G-good evening!” she stammered. “It’s an honor, to be sure! I’m Pearl. Pearl Brockhouse, of Bywater. And like my friend says, he’s Jorgy! Of . . . somewhere. Where would you say you are from, anyway, Jorgy? And of course, I’ve heard all about you both,” she finished lamely. She had begun to stare widely again. Something funny was happening to the two famousest hobbits she’d ever met - their curly hair had begun to elongate and swirl together. “Oh! Be careful!” she cried, hoping to prevent them from collapsing into one amalgamation of famousness. But then Pippin extracted himself from the strange swirliness and handed her his mug of beer. Pearl blinked. She looked at the envelope clutched in his hand and froze with horror as the letters written on its exterior began to melt and slide off the paper and onto the floor. It wasn’t until nearly a minute later, and after he had hurried away to present an award, that Pearl blurted, “Of course! Your drink will be safe with me.”

She sat down, clutching the tankard like her life depended on it. Pippin Took - THE Peregrin Took - had entrusted her with his beer. She would not let him down. She was Pearl, and she was going to do an excellent job for Master Pippin. This would make Jorgy proud! Absently, she raised the glass to her lips and took a sip.

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It was time. She gave her Gondorian family one more squeeze then slipped from her seat and glided silently to the back her heals not making a sound no longer a warning to those that she was heading towards of their possibly mortal dangers. She pulled the last fine envelope from her bodice where it had been safely the entire time. She looked herself over once in a mirror and touched her lip and straightened on of her hair pins. She strode out onto the dais allowing her heals to click distinctly as she looked about the crowd it was... amazing. The people that were gathered and then she caught sight of something towards the back that her elf eyes most certainly did catch. And her right hand went up to her hair as she turned her head slightly and then with a well practiced throw one of the sharp tined hair pins flew.

Its sharp double tines punched through the center of the folded paper just under 'Dearest' and sank deep the base of the pin so that only the ornament stood out from the hard leaving sharp spines sticking out the underside of the table, (the joys of elf eyes was that such details were easy to spot from such close range.) Her eyes were still narrowed and her ruby red lips were tugged up in a slight smirk her golden halo one pin short and she glanced to Ruindil and Afarfin as well as Mylien who seemed to understand her task which was not the same who immediately were up and on their to the table occupied by Frost and Winddancer.

The two tall men came at them from both sides. Ruindil for his part came up behind Frost "Ah we've some wee piracy ahsee." He said with a chuckle. And pulled out a dagger stuck it under the stuck hair pin and popped it out. "Ye'v caught our elf wifes attention we'll be..." his green eyes twinkled and a smile that was simply unnerving and clearly that of a man that had faced death at the hands of Osse (And possibly Fuin herself) more than enough times that neither of the formable women before him were what he would gauge as a threat. "Takin tha back." He tucked the letter in the breast pocket of his jacket.

"I suppose we will have to search them and make sure they don't have anything else, especially that one and their ." Afarfin said looking at Frost from where he stood behind Winddancer "accomplice. Myliens got that one, poor boy."

"Aye our pirate wife is almost as scary as our elf wife."

"Depends on her mood she can match Fuin fairly well." Afarfin said with a raised eyebrow smiling at Frost as well, he knew Winddancer was just as dangerous. He still wasn't entirely sure how Fuin knew full well who was dangerous and who to watch but she had warned him about the red eyed elf, and the one named Frost and anyone that travelled with them. "Did you make sure she didn't have her stiletto on her?"

"Nah pray fer the fool." Ruindil said with a smile pulling up a chair like he was a good friend of the two ladies.

Mylien in the mean time had found Zor and his sticky hands sitting beside the sweet Nessa his hands blessedly kept to himself for the moment but her practiced eyes caught the strange weighting of his pockets. "The Lady be wanting a word with you and your-" She said nodding her head towards the table with Winddancer and Frost. "Friends." It was less of a suggestion and more of a threat despite the sweat honeyed tone of her voice. She didn't mention who the Lady was but it certainly wasn't her perhaps he'd figure it out perhaps not perhaps he'd fight. That would be fun.

On the dais while this was going on Fuin had hardly missed a beat snapping the wax seal on the envelope in her hand before pausing.

"The Best stories are those taken note of by the stars - leaving scars and madness on our minds. They are secrets we hold--We love--We hate. They are the wind that drags us back, and demands we claim our eternity back from the Gods that would hold it from us. They bring us back over and over and give us breath and life even when at times they take life from us a perpetual machine that we cannot even stop by throwing our bodies upon it the machine goes on with or without us.

This year there were only a few such stories that caught such attention that held such sway that they could not be ignored.


Edoras Burnt - Firefighting RPG

The Hobbit INSANITY: A Somewhat Expected Quest

Miss/ter Meduseld Pageant

The Great Elvish Culinary Contest: Ån RP Game

She observed those in the hall once more and with a smooth movement pulled the paper from the once sealed envelope.
Congratulations to @Allacan ob Burzum and ALL of the participants of this fantastic story with Edoras Burnt - Firefighting RPG The winner of the 2021 BEST RPG

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With our runner up being @Goosil and company with all of the participants of An Elvish Culinary Contest
She waited for a moment letting the winner pick up their award before slipping off stage to join her family with their new favourite guests, Nessa would undoubtedly announce the partying and dancing to commence once the winner had accepted their award.

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Mairon’s tune was both catchy and appropriate, Tilion would give him that, but he ignored it in favor of the delightful hobbits with whom he had sad. Jorgy and Pearl, as he soon discovered!

“Well, I’m from-“ he began to reply to Pearl’s question, when they were interrupted Merry and Pippin, who seemed to be under the impression that he was an elf, despite all the glowing and silver flames. No one ever said hobbits were the most intelligent of beings in Arda, but they were the most delightful. No sooner had this thought crossed Tilion’s mind however, than the hobbit lass Pearl asked if he came from the MOON. Clearly she did not know who he was and yet she had somehow divined that he’d come down from the moon?? He took a deep swig from his pitcher as Pearl sipped from Pippin’s, and used this opportunity to examine both hobbits over its rim. There was something off about them, more off than usual that is; the pupils, the erratic behavior, the slight sweet smell… yes!. Tilion set his pitcher down with finality and leaned across the table to bring his face on a level with the hobbits’, and quite close.

“Yes,” he whispered conspiratorially, “I am from the moon! How did you know?! But, you’re holding out on my,” he looked at Jorgy, “You seem like the mischievous one here. Where’s your stash? You wouldn’t hold out on the man in the moon, would you?”

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The Goose had had a most frustrating day.

It had begun well enough, with his invitation to sail merrily in the fountains of Elrond; whilst paddling around and around the large statue of a fanciful Elf holding a jug of water had become boring after a while, there were plenty of people to watch and some of them had Bread. One of the Elves had come and neatened him up by tying a large ribbon in a red bow around his neck. Whilst the goose could not deny that this accoutrement made him look undeniably *fancy*, the Elf who had dared approach had still been sharply pecked for his (or her? Goose does not pay attention to Elf gender norms) pains and fled, nursing a sore hand.

At length, mellowed by the inevitable wine slopping into the fountain and an incredible quantity of canapés, Goose had flopped out of the fountain and waddled his way into the great open Hall where the rest of the Company were merrily receiving awards. Goose's goosey eyes lit with huge, covetous greed. The statuettes being presented were none other than huge, golden geese! or, possibly, eagles; but who would choose eagles as a model for a prize when the most noble bird of all was a Goose? No one, obviously. Even Elves had better taste than that.

Speaking of taste, Goose made a mental note in his bird brain to avoid anyone who looked like a Chef. As well as being the noblest, most beautiful and poetic of birds, Geese also taste great.

He padded up to the stage, his little wet feet slapping on the marble as he craned his long neck at the activities. Excellent!! Someone was being awarded one of those statuettes. Definitely there should be one for Goose - they were practically the image of him anyway and would look very nice in his own, Goose-themed fountain. He flapped his way up and was just about to take the statuette in his beak when -

-someone else got there first!!!!! !! !! !

Goose honked in outrage and began to peck everyone.

several honks later after the ruination of a few outfits

A cross Goose had been soothed into Nessa's lap with even more tasty treats and some soothing of feathers when she promptly got up and unmade the lap. Goose hissed with fury, cracking his beak on the underside of the chair as he got up. This was THE WORST PARTY, IN THE - wait, was that a statue for him?? A real statue of his very own????

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Quickbeam
Quickbeam applauded for each winner, creating a little gust of wind that made napkins flutter and flap at the table. There were some dark guests here and their dissonant song made his ears ring unpleasantly. For every one of them was a face of light and a brave heart and he was glad. He felt sure they would be safe here in the Half-Elven Lord’s halls, especially the hobbits, whose company he enjoyed greatly. Youthful merrymaking began and all the fast movements of elves and men and hobbits were a blur of colors flashing round and round, and their voices murmured and crescendoed into a loud whir, all a bit overstimulating for the Ent.

“It is time I take my leave. I am going to find myself a nice copse of trees to lie down in and have a good long sleep,” he excused himself from Držiha the scholar who was the most excellent and attentive listener he’d met in many seasons, a surprising trait for a youngling like him.

There were no halls or rooms suitable for Quickbeam in the Last Homely House. He would not rest anywhere save under a roof of tree boughs and stars and moon, though the silver orb was conspicuously absent from the sky tonight. Here in the lowland valley, there were no beloved rowan or mountain ash, but he found a cluster of oak and beech where he spoke to each tree in turn. Their leaves shivered in reply, recognizing the ancient speech of the Onodrim deep in their heartwood. The branches seemed to grow and stretch then, reaching up like arms. Twig and leaf entwined like fingers and wove a makeshift canopy to shelter the Ent while he slept. Before he lay down on a soft bed of moss and grass, he removed his crown of rowan berries and set it upon a branch for birds and squirrels to enjoy their own feast. He fell asleep with the soothing rushing sound of distant cascades for a lullaby.
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Merry

Ah, not this again! Longbottom Leaf was very clearly the superior choice. It had the perfect balance of floral and woody flavors (though he would not say so in front of Quickbeam) and it produced delicate smoke perfect for crafting all manner of smoke rings. He had seen Gandalf produce the most amazing patterns with it before: Eagles and shooting stars and sailing ships! The fact that not one, but two wizards (though one was a shameful excuse for the order), had sought after the stuff and the Shire’s premier botanist (himself) sang its merits was not enough to convince Pippin, nothing ever would. It was, as the Ents might say (but did they?), a moot point. He let it go. All the better, more Longbottom for him.

By the looks of Jorgy and Pearl’s glazed-over eyes (were there stars in them, too, or was that just the very shiny elf’s reflection? There was something a bit uncanny about the fellow and Merry had seen some strange things in his day...) and how Jorgy struggled quite painfully to introduce himself, it seemed Meriadoc and Peregrin had arrived just in time to offer their life advice. However, Merry was left to the task for now as Pippin was a very popular hobbit this evening. (How typical of him to run off like that and leave him responsible. Remember that time in Rohan?)

Jorgy and Pearl!” Merry exclaimed in recognition. “I oughtn't be surprised to see you-- my cousin Rilla, that is Sasparilla Brandybuck-Banks,” he explained, “told me about your adventuresome selves! She couldn’t make it tonight, something about a boat race...I’m not sure if it was a drinking game or an actual nautical event. You never know with her.” He shrugged.

“Anyway...let me share with you some lessons learned. When you are partaking in fungal delicacies, one must pace oneself,” he advised. “After all, you wouldn’t want to end up like Fatty Bolger that one time...He thought he was a pony and he walked around on all fours for a week neighing at everyone. I think he might still have a taste for hay,” he added as an afterthought. It was hard to keep a straight face telling this story, a mite exaggerated for dramatic effect, but he managed, and it was all for the benefit of the younger ones!

Miss Brockhouse,” he respectfully, taking a seat at the table while Tilion whispered to Jorgy. “Might I request a sample of your mushrooms for academic purposes? You’ve given me an idea for my next essay. On the Merits of Munchable Mushrooms and the Flavors of Fungi…” He tapped the end of his pipe on his chin in contemplation. “The title could use some work...maybe you have a better idea?” He asked her, suspecting she was a fount of whimsical creativity right now.

Ordinarily, Merry was not one to be left out of all the fun but he had promised Quickbeam they would go wandering along the banks of the Bruinen to survey the riparian plants and trees in the morning. No doubt there would be many lists, long tales and songs about the flora, perhaps even legends about the land of old. Merry was keen to be well-rested enough to soak up some wisdom from the Ent.

But it not preclude him from all entertainment. If he overheard the words “man on the moon”, he remembered Bilbo's song. Perhaps when dear Pip returned, they could do their own rendition. (Hopefully not as memorable as the time Cousin Frodo sang it at the Prancing Pony.) He eyed the table--plenty of spoons and dishes. A tipsy fiddle-playing cat and a horned cow would complete the performance, perhaps Jorgy and Pearl would sub in the roles…?

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Despite Frost's apparent relaxed and confident presence, she still felt on edge. Every sudden noise still had her quickly turning towards the source to ensure there was no threat. She knew she should not feel this jumpy, given that she had been invited here for the awards, but the whole place felt hostile. As far as she knew no one should even suspect that she was a minion of Sauron and other than her blood red eyes and her deadly glare, there should be no reason to feel threatened by her or even to call guards in to have her removed, or incarcerated. Which they would if they knew of her, but she had afterall taken great pains to not have her reputation known outside of Mordor. And those that knew, never made it out alive.

Her only reason for even being here was the opportunity to recon a place that was usually off limits to "fallen" elves and of course meet up with Frost again, knowing he would definitely be here. He would never miss that opportunity, from the little she knew of him. Like her, he was not afraid of seizing an opportunity. She had of course given thought to the idea that the invitation was a trap, especially as she had never before heard mention of any Award ceremony and had been quite surprised to learn that it had actually been held for a number of years. She clearly needed to spend more time outside of Mordor as it seemed she was missing important information, as well as opportunities.

She could only nod at his remark about how easy it had been to get in here, once more looking over towards her Lord. Returning her scrutinising gaze from examining the closest patron's for any threatening behaviour, she looked down at the piece of paper that Frost was sliding across the table towards her. Incredulous at his audacity at not only having stolen it, but so brazenly sliding it to her, she quickly snatched up the letter and folded it smaller before stuffing it into her dress. Again she looked around to make sure no one had seen, though she need not have had to as everyone seemed busy chatting and enjoying themselves to pay two women chatting any attention.

Quirking an eyebrow at the mention of their host she finally shrugged her shoulders. "Always the quiet ones.." she said with a small smirk. While she acted casual about the shared information, she still filed it away for future use and was already wondering how much this "free" information was going to cost her. Nothing in this world was completely free, there was always some kind of price to pay. And yes she was sure Frost had been busy, his new "look" was evident of that. A stunning one at that too.

The uneasy feeling returned as suddenly as a gust of wind, again looking to her Lord to see if he had caused it, but as far as she could tell it had not been him. The feeling lingered longer than before, eerie ghostlike beings seeming to close in on them as if seeing an alternative universe or a vision of what was to come. As she had never had a vision or foretelling in her long life, she decided it was time to go with her gut feeling and get out of here before things became untenable.

"Let's take this outside, I don't feel comfortable here." As if realising that she would never feel comfortable in The Last Homely House she added "I mean, I feel like something is about to happen..." Again she looked around nervously, her senses tingling as she continued to catch the ghostlike images out of the corners of her eyes. Rising from the table, she did not even think that Frost would decline, even if he took his time he would follow eventually. They still had business to do afterall. Barefooted she slid gracefully, albeit a little more quicker than normal, over towards the door that led to the courtyard, giving Nessa a polite nod of the head. Never anger the host.

About to move on, Nessa's companion caught her eye, recognising him as the one that had entered with Frost. Giving him the slightest of nods and an even smaller almost imperceptible gesture of her head to follow before passing them both and making her way outside. She did not pause as soon as she got outside, heading straight over towards the archway that led to the gardens. What Frost and Nessa might not have known was that before she had "joined" with Sauron she had frequented Rivendell a lot as a child with her family and knew all the ins and outs of this place, having loved to explore with her older brother. What had once felt like a second home, now felt like a death trap.

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Winddancer was on edge. That much was clear. Frost could understand the why of it as well. They were quite literally in the heart of elvendom, anathema to their entire way of life. If she was honest with herself, Frost found the place more than a little uncomfortable as well. There were eyes watching her. She did not mind being the center of attention, far from it she actually enjoyed eyes on her. But this was different, there was a sort of malignance to the feeling of being watched here. In Mordor and in Umbar, eyes were everywhere. It was a fact of life. But those were eyes she knew how to deal with, how to manipulate, trick, and use to her advantage. The eyes of Imladris, however, were another thing altogether. The Númenórean had been quite cavalier before now, flaunting her presence to all and sundry. Winddancer’s attitude, her constant vigilance around the room for any sort of perceived threat caused her a moment’s hesitation. Perhaps she’d been wrong to so willingly show herself and mock the lords of the valley with her very presence. Only a moment though, she respected her elven companion’s wariness, but a frustration built up within Frost, a frustration at having to hide or be cautious or prudent about where she went and what she did. What were they going to do to her, arrest her? Verbal assault her with half conceived threats? The things that Frost had seen on her voyages south and her wanderings in the north put anything these people could do to shame. These elves were more concerned with singing and dancing and drinking blackberry cordial than truly being a force.

Winddancer was quick to hide the letter Frost showed her, quickly making it vanish before even the most eagle-eyed observers happen to glance at them at just the right moment. She bit the edge of her lip and could not deny the sagacity of the act. One did not live to be a thousand years old without having quick reflexes in the face of danger. Frost studied her companion closely. There were more than just nerves going on here, more than just sitting in the heart of the greatest enemy’s stronghold. What was she looking at? As casually as she could, she turned to look in the direction the elf had looked now at least twice. A tall, blood-red haired man sat at a table near the front. Frost felt as though she should know exactly who this was, but there was so much going on in this madhouse of an award ceremony that the moon himself could have come down and she would have likely missed it.

“I will follow your lead of course,” Frost inclined her head, finished the rest of her araq, and stood. She knew well to trust the instincts of elves, they often had a foresight, a way of avoiding unnecessarily convoluted confrontations. Something that must come with living for a thousand years and seeing all there is to see. Frost smirked in amusement and followed.

They passed where Zôrzagar was about to make conversation with an interesting looking woman. A part of Frost wanted to stay and chat as well, to see how far she and Zôr could get. It could become something of a tradition, sneak into an elven city, find an attractive third party and… see where the night took them. There might be time for that late, but for now the urgency in Winddancer’s movements and attitude had influenced Frost as well. “I do hate to interrupt lovelies,” she stopped and took a flute of champagne from a passing server, “but if I might borrow this strapping man for a moment I would be deeply in your debt, my lady.” She gave the woman an appraising look and smiled with deep satisfaction. “I promise to return him to you before the night is over.” She took Zôr’s hand and pulled him up to a standing position, whispering in his ear. “Follow me, darling. I fear we may have a few unflattering eyes on us.” She kissed his cheek then pulled away to follow the retreating form of Winddancer, who knew more about this place that she had been letting on, or at least more than Frost has initially expected.

“So,” she said once they’d made it to a location free of prying eyes and wandering ears. “Do you think we’ve avoided the worst of the storm?”

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Zôrzagar

Zôrzagar leaned back in his seat, contemplating the woman (Nessa) and goose opposite him. In one motion, he crossed his legs and lifted his mug to his lips. The mead was honeyed and overly sweet, as if the essence of the valley and its inhabitants had been distilled down into an undrinkable beverage. With a grimace, he swallowed the stuff and set aside the mug. While he would not drink from that particular cup again, he was not so weak as to spit out something moderately distasteful at the table.

The woman had not yet responded to his query, but he was content to wait. Whatever the story was here, he guessed it was a good one. He plucked a plump black olive from a nearby bowl, brought it to his lips, and savored its salty brine. This was much better. No sooner had he swallowed, though, than he felt a chill shiver down his spine. He looked toward the open windows and doors, wondering if perhaps a breeze had blown through the room. The candles near the windows still burned steadily, so he ruled out a mysterious wind. Had Frost’s web of machinations begun to take hold of the place already? It was impossible to say for sure, but something felt . . . strange. The situation certainly was strange: a thief, a woman, and a goose seated together around a table in the Last Homely House. Zôrzagar laughed quietly to himself at the thought. The evening certainly had taken its share of twists and turns. He gazed at the walls and into the corners of the room, wondering if perhaps some of Frost’s many-legged children had emerged to emit this signal - one could usually count on them to convey reliable messages. He saw nothing, though, and so he settled further into his chair.

He glanced idly about the room and saw two statuesque figures rise from their table and sweep toward the door. One was his partner, the other the bewitching elf with that blazing red gaze (Winddancer). As the elf passed, Zôr locked eyes with her for the briefest of moments. He nodded back his understanding and reached for another olive. “Oh hello, my darling,” he said in greeting when Frost paused at his side. “Fancy seeing you here again.” He stood at her touch and leaned in to hear her whispering warm in his ear. The news she shared, while unsurprising, was still unpleasant. He masked his disdain with a smile, then turned to offer his table companion a shallow bow. “Please excuse me,” he said to her. “I regret that we weren’t even able to get started. I do hope that we meet again.” He winked, then trailed obediently behind Frost toward the open air. It seemed that a strong drink was in order, so he fashioned himself a double whiskey by combining two glasses’ contents from the drink table. Then, he stepped into the relative darkness and quiet of the courtyard.

Two shadows were now three, and he eyed his companions with interest. “I suppose someone ought to fill me in,” he said with a smirk. “Has something happened? And I believe an introduction is in order.”

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The young woman (@Lailyn) was dreadfully well brought up, it was plain to see - her eyes lingered for no more than a second on his overly-tight britches. Alcadir coughed slightly self-consciously and hid his blushes in another glass of wine. Perhaps he could sneak off later into one of the bedrooms and adjust himself. Or maybe borrow one of Elrond's robes - they always managed to look posh, but terribly comfortable, so graceful and flowing. He was sure nobody would mind. Ah, the things he suffered for fashion! At least he wasn't the only one thusly garbed: although @Aduchil, as usual, was carrying off the style with much more aplomb. Alcadir watched, mesmerised, as the Elf actually managed to perform a graceful pirouette despite the constriction upon his person. It was incredible, really. Perhaps he should consult him for tips afterwards.

"Alas, my fair lady - I must confess that I don't always drink like this either - but only for lack of opportunity, and not for desire," he said, enthusiastically snaring another goblet as it went past. "D'you have any bets on what might happen tonight? I hear these parties are always a hoot: I'll give you a silver coin that at least someone ends up in the fountain, two that someone's arrested, and fairly good odds of both a fight and a proposal of undying love occurring before the night's out." He winked at her.

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You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.
- The Twilight Zone, opening narration

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Permission to mention @Annúnfalas 's dragon
Dimmtþruma and Twitter Messages of her characters, approved.


Aewrusca accepted a fourth appletini from Dineth, giving her liquid courage to speak with the Dragon. Howard's Shore's music abruptly stopped and a masculine voice spoke cheerfully. He wanted to speak with Elrond.

"Our Lord is still upset and not taking any calls or visitors," Aewrusca said in an exasperated monotone, knowing she was going to say this perhaps all night. Maybe she should have just staid full-time at Adab Nestad instead of working part time Customer Service in the Last Homely House. Aewrusca didn't have to work two jobs because her parents were filthy stinking rich but she was a strong independent woman who liked to feel useful but this job kinda sucked.

"I'm sad to hear Elrond is in a mood," remarked the polite voice. Whoever was speaking, he had a charming soft-spoken tone. He sounded liked Tom Hiddleston although he was the model of the Caretaker's character Edan Amrun and had been for years even before the new Loki show. Aewrusca thought this wasn't a problem since John Rhys Davies played Gimli and Treebeard in the Lord of the Rings movies. "You mentioned Elrond is having a bad day. Did Gandalf die again?"

Aewrusca fell out of her chair laughing. It probably hadn't been the caller's intent to amuse her but it was funny anyhow. "No, Gandalf is very much alive," Aewrusca replied, returning to her seat and rolled her blue eyes when Dineth joked she should go to Linyamaril because she was drunk. "We'll see why Elrond is upset in the Caretaker's next ARPYS post, possibly his second."

"Why can't it be this post?" insisted the customer.

"Cuz this is all the Plaza Writing Time the Caretaker has on this Particular Saturday. We'll see what happened to Fëanormimi, what's up with his Moles, what's happening in Elrond's Actual Room That No One but the Characters of Tharmáras Can Get Into
, why we'll see that no one can get into Elrond's Actual Room That No One but the Characters of Tharmáras Can Get Into, where Thármaras is, and what my dad is doing soon since the thread isn't closing down right away."

"Sounds like a plan! The Caretaker sounds really busy like George RR Martin."

"Give him a break, dude!" demanded Aewrusca. "He works at Walmart now. Do you know what it's like being on Cap Team 2 at Wally Word? It's like you're a slave on some Umbarian plantation. Not fun. When he's not getting pressured, that guy is hurt. A box fell on his face a month ago and his nose got cut open but he still kept throwing heavy boxes on the line until the 2400-case truck was finished because he's a beast like that and had the kind of muscles the Mighty Hrango wishes he had-"

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Several Hobgoblins, including Barababosh, cheered the Caretaker on and clapped boisterously. Dineth toasted the Caretaker with a glass of Canadian Club mixed with Sprite and Crown Royal that belonged to someone else.

"Sooooo, who are you and what's your question?"

"I am a Great Cold-drake named Sapphirus and I want to know if I can come to the ARPYS. Barababosh spoke to you before."

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Aewrusca felt an icy sensation creeping down her back. She was speaking to an archenemy of her father and the wyrm who murdered Dáin I. The dragon had no name in canon but, in preparation for War of the White Gem RPG and several interesting storylines coming up in Free RPs set in the past, the Caretaker had given him one and a history to boot. This was chronicled in the Character Biography of Ann Snapdragon in the Imladris Forum months ago and needed editing because Ann was back to being the brunette Kacey Rohl (the brown-haired actress' icon was seen in the Bree Market however).

There was a palpable silence which discomforted Aewrusca. She heard a sound like distant thunder but squirmed in her seat, knowing it must have been the dragon's low growling.

"The blood of Itanoeva, I presume," speculated Sapphirus. He seemed irritable yet still mannerly. "I know you are alarmed but I assure you I have become a vegetarian since the last encounter with Aigronding and Hatholdir. I've become more like a...kine or a rhinocerous, an oliphaunt. Those animals are powerful herbivores and docile until threatened."

Aewrusca heard a woman softly chuckling over the phone. Aewrusca trembled. The mate of Sapphirus, no doubt.

"If you and the missus are going to show up for the ARPYS, devour no one." A clear warning from Aewrusca.

Sapphirus sighed. "You Freeps take the fun out of everything," whined the Great Cold-drake. Aewrusca heard a woman's voice, honeyed and tranquil, attempting to placate him. "We won't eat people, fine," decided sulky Sapphirus. "Dimmtþrumabut and I will have dinner before we leave the Grey Mountains. A couple of brown bears with a side of snow leopards should suit us nicely. We both have long tails and immense limbs. Will this be an issue?"

"Unfortunately, so...you might whack down trees or accidentally injure a group of folks with just an idle swing of your tails. The Last Homely House might get destroyed -"

"I'm receiving DMs on Twitter that a gigantic spider damaged the Last Homely House at the ARPYS," Sapphirus interrupted scathingly. "So what you're saying is...a humongous arthropod can be invited to the ARPYs but Dragons aren't cordially welcomed and if they are graciously permitted we can't mess up the place but behemoth spiders can?"

"RACIST!" bellowed an otherworldly demonic feminine voice in hysterical stridency. Aewrusca blushed having lost all control of her bladder. She dropped the phone. The cacophony of outraged shrieks, sounding like a hundred million bats screaming at once, assaulted her pointed ears.

"It's so hot when she's mad," Sapphirus remarked in an awed voice. "Literally," he chuckled. "Her purple flames scorched this moutaintop. I've got teams of Hobgoblin firefighters on the scene so everyone should be okay. Maybe."

Aewrusca heard Barababosh hollering encouragement to his minions. "It's okay, Larry, you got this! I'll get your workman's comp papers in order tomorrow morning. C'mon, man, don't fuss at me. We got plenty of ice around here to put on that burn. You know it's freezing. Yeah, blame the Freeps. They put us here, really."

"I'm just trying to look out for the best interests of our guests," assured Aewrusca, picking up the phone with one hand and raising her glass for Dineth to refill with a fifth appletini. "Great Eagles hate Dragons so even if those birds were given invitations for the North, they wouldn't have been kindly received."

"Even Freeps have minions of their own, how adorable," Sapphirus commented wryly then snorted disgusted laughter. "Me and Dimmy were living our best lives in Angband when those feathered freaks showed up with your Elven army of racist assassins in the War of Wrath. Then when we had to find a new home but the Easterlings were just as mean as the Eldar. We came here and the Dwarves had beef with us, too, and don't get me started about the Men of Dale. Do you know what it's like trying to find peace in a world which despises you because of the way you look and what foods you like to eat? Only evil humans and Orcs respect us. You know your lore. Have you ever read of Dragons and Orcs and evil men warring against each other? No, they're always on the same team."

Barababosh sang the lyrical refrain of an Andy Grammar bromance song. Dimmy snapped her talons which sounded like the splitting crack of lightning bolts.


I love you dude, I love you, bro, I love you
Man, I love you
You're my brother from another, 'nother mother


Sapphirus gaily chimed in with his trusted emissary.


Like the sun and the moon, all the best things comes in two's
What would I do without a friend like you?


Aewrusca started to bob her head in enjoyment of the harmonious singing of the Dragon and the Hobgoblin but then she remembered they were minions so she had to stop, being the closet racist Elf that she was. Ahem. "What if....you and Dimmy...remained airborne the entire time of the ARPYS Party?"
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"Seriously?" scoffed Sapphirus. "You think every dragon can just fly around or beat their wings in place for indefinite periods of time easily? You're the kind of kid who bases her assumptions because you've seen a bunch of movies like Dragonheart and Reign of Fire and that family-friendly Toothless trilogy (Sapphirus murmured that Dimmy liked the Light Fury in case anyone was wondering and then resumed his louder speaking voice). Honestly, it takes a long of strength and endurance. Of course you wouldn't know this because you have racist preconceived notions of dragons and don't bother to investigate research done by unbiased scholars."

"I'm sick of you accusing me of being a racist!" yelled Aewrusca then slumped in the chair when surrounding Elves glanced at her.

"Thingol was a racist," reminded Sapphirus, "and Saeros who insulted Túrin's mortal kindred was a racist. All of you younger Elves studying lore in your posh classrooms in Imladris think it's okay to be a racist, too, but it's not."

"That's just your opinion."

"Oh, really? Ha! Check your Twitter."

Aewrusca hesitantly looked at her Samsung Galaxy S10E which she silenced before her shift. Her Twitter feed exploded. She had had a bazillion notifications, most of them from minions who were hashtagging like crazy.
@Damon Icewolf 20min
#CancelAewrusca #ThingolYouth are trending on Twitter.
1.4k comments 19.5k RT <3 90k

@ElviraNyx @AewruscaMordagnir 28min
"I now pronounce you cancelled."
5.6k comments 27.9k RT <3 15k

@ErebusNyx 28 min
I heard @AewruscaMordagnir dressed in
a Boldog costume last Halloween lol
#OrcAppropriation lol
12.9k comments 40.1k RT <3 60k

@ErebusNyx 29min
Simul sis #evillyinsync #twinpost @ElviraNyx
2.4k comments 14.2k RT <3 8k

@MarikatheMarvelous 35 min
Heard @AewruscaMordagnir painted her face ash-gray too!
#OrcFacingIsNotOkay #MordagnirsAreRacists #CancelAewrusca #TheKidsMustGo

@JustCallMeBobbyB 40min
She made herself look like Lurtz and didn't take a bath
the whole month so she could smell just as bad, #WITA (What in Angband)???
#shehijackedmyrace #CancelAewrusca
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"I just got a memo, the ARPYS Party is gonna be in the Hall of Fire!" Aewrusca shot back, holding aloft the blessed scroll in triumph. She mouthed "Get me a change of clothes? Thanks!" to the errand-rider avoiding her embarrassed countenance then Aewrusca returned her attention to the dragons. "Officially can't come to the Arpys Party."

Dimmtþruma bellowed her objection. The deafening roar was reminiscent of twelve crying Tyrannosaurs.

"Neither of you can fit!"


"How about this?" offered Sapphirus warily. "We come to Imladris sometime during the ARPYS Party and we look inside through a couple windows in the Hall of Fire? We'll stare menacingly at your father then fly away? Is that an issue?"

"Disturbing but okay." Maybe if she was a bit agreeable then people could stop calling her a racist even though she was one. "It foreshadows the War of the White Gem RPG The Caretaker and Moriel will Co-GM soon. It could be an ARPY nom for next year if it finishes on time. Noice." Aewrusca noticed Sapphirus was quiet. "Hello?"

"I'm here on the line still. I was just checking on Larry."

"Is he going to be okay?" Aewrusca asked, faking a concerned tone.

"Maybe...we think he's dead...but I have superior vision so I'm pretty sure I saw him twitch a couple times. He got seared by dragonflame then he got hit with Dimmy's tail, friendly fire thanks to you."

"How are you even talking on the phone? Your paw must be huge."

"I'm using Bobby's phone, you idiot. He's holding it up for me while you and I have this now meaningless conversation. Did you seriously think I was talking on a colossal phone all this time?? There should be realism in a Suspension of Disbelief thread you know."

Aewrusca blinked, dumbfounded by all the insanity.

"Next thing you'll say will be 'Cold-drakes and Fire-drakes can have relationships?' Dimmtþrumabut and me, we have a legendary interracial love story among our kind but you don't care because you're an Elf. You have your Disney ballad of Beren and Lúthien. Betcha' if our epic tale starred a talking pony-sized dog and a racist overprotective Elfking then everyone would approve. Anyways. I'm going to show up outside the Last Homely House wearing a blue tuxedo because Bobby says it would look dope. I'm sure the missus will wear a lovely gown herself. Humans are silly enough to put cats in clothes so this should be okay."

"Well...there is a dress code...so I guess that's fine..."

"Excellent. Tell your birch dad I'll see him soon."

"My dad isn't a birch!" hollered Aewrusca.

"That's not what Elves are saying on the Twitter for @elrondshouse/giftshop. Catch you in a normal thread soon, little fox....pun intended..."

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Walking into the Elf-Lady's Room with her change of clothes, Aewrusca looked at her Twitter app and checked out the giftstore page of the Last Homely House. Her mouth opened in a small O of surprise. Below various pictures of Elrond's robes - they were sold in the giftshop since no one could enter Elrond's Actual Room That No One but the Characters of Thármaras Can Get Into - and a Hatholdir Makes Me Angry Sweatshirt (this only came in Mole colors, black and red) was another Plaza Fandom shirt. It was on sale for $39.99 (with an addition $8.99 shipping/handling fee for out-of-towners) and it was sold in a collection that comprised a tanktop, handbag, thermos, and beer coaster (this set was....an astronomical price).

It depicted Tavari Mordagnir standing near a birch tree; at the zenith of this birch tree, resembling an ornamental Christmas star, was the face of her brother Aigronding. It featured the fancy cursive words TAVARI'S BIRCH .
@RainbowRoina 5min
This is insulting. Whoever made this shirt, I'm going to
drag you to Mordor and dip you into the
molten lava of Mount Doom inch by inch.
#oneangryredhead
200 comments

Aewrusca tapped the first comment below her mother's.

@AwfulTaurina 6min
Sorry, babe @RainbowRoina . I didn't know maternity leave was
going to get boring. I got into arts and crafts and weaving. Guess I got carried away.
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Every comment, so far, were gifs of characters from multiple franchises laughing or saying Wow including Owen Wilson.



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Time slowed down, then sped up, then slowed down again. It was too much for little Jorgy to handle. He was going to try and dance to the tune in his head (“That’s Amore” if anyone was interested, because, well the Man in the Moon was actually sitting and drinking with him) but he lost his balance quite quickly. Some of his neighbors, those that saw him practicing his dancing on the front lawn every evening, told him that he had two left feet. That was an improvement in Jorgy’s mind, who had still not quite gotten used to having feet. There were still occasions when he fell out of bed and tried to slither instead of pick himself up and make himself tea but those were becoming less and less frequent. His time as lava snake was fading, he was beginning to feel like he really was Hobbit after all.

He picked himself up off the floor, which seemed to be moving in a circle (actually it might have been more of an oval but geometry was not Jorgy’s favorite subject), he stumbled a bit, narrowly missing a serving girl with a tray full of mugs of hot cider. IT was more due to her deftness and fluidity of movement that saved the encounter from becoming a disaster rather than Jorgy being able to control were he fell over. A few awkward attempts later, he plopped back into his seat. He was breathing heavily, having done far more dancing (if you can call it that) than he had anticipated. Still, he was having fun. Pearl seemed to have had a googly-eyed moment but that seemed to pass and she seemed in good spirits. All was right with the world then. Thinking of Pearl helped him focus on world and soon the floor stopped making the oval shapes. The table stopped drooping and turning to sand (that was weird, they ought to have that table checked for quality control purposes) and his drink (when had he gotten a drink?) was sitting there waiting for him. It was a mug of hot cider! His favorite! Pearl must have ordered it. He grabbed it and took a deep, satisfied sip. “Mmmmmmmm, nothing better than hot cider!” he announced to no one in particular. “Mr. Man in the Moon,” he turned his attention to the shimmering, radiant figure across from him, “the moon isn’t made of cheese is it? My friend Silas tried to pull my leg once and said that, and that cows jump over you. Is that real?” He was certain that Mr. Man in the Moon would laugh and say of course it was silly, if Jorgy couldn’t jump that high then a cow most certainly could not. Yes, Jorgy had indeed tried to jump over the moon the night Silas told him this and he had not succeeded in the task. The young Hobbit brought out his stash of mushrooms. The pouch was feeling a little light, but he was with friends (he already considered the Man in the Moon was a friend) and friends are for sharing with. He produced another lump of fungal glory and passed it to the super elf. “I would never hold out on my friends!” he grinned wider than he’d ever grinned before, his eyes sparkled with giddy joy.

No sooner had he produced one mushroom than none other that Master Merisock Bandersnatch began to talk to him about his family. Jorgy’s jaw dropped, quite literally, when he said that Rilla was his cousin. “Rilla!” he hooted. “She’s so cool! Did you know that she lives in a giant rolling wagon? At least, at least that’s what I thought she did. Maybe that’s just what she wants to do. That is the coolest in the entire world.” Wow, he was friends with Master Martylock Sandysnack’s cousin? Jorgy was making connections!

He produced another mushroom for the mycologist and beamed with pride, though he was a tiny bit confused on one point. “What’s an essay? Whatever it is, Master Benedict Cumberbatch, I think the title is a very good one. Maybe it needs a pun or too. Like….” He paused and began to think. If Jorgy had been sober and not under the influence of mushrooms he might have been thinking all night, but whatever was in that mushroom made his brain soar. “How to Avoid Shiitaking the Wrong Mushroom, or maybe Finding Fungus when there’s not Mushroom.”

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GM Announcement




HONK! The familiar sound of the ARPY gong echoes through the Last Homely House. HONK! Heads turn to the high dais where the perfect hostess stands, the colour of gown shifting as she moves slightly, waiting for the boisterous crowd to quiet down.

HONK! The ARPY gong goes again. An important announcement is about to be made. HONK!






Dear nominees, winners, presenters and guests.

From the bottom of my heart thank you very much for coming to this party, for your participation, contribution and the help that you have provided us, the Triumvirate in making the ARPYs come to life. Without you, there would be no ARPYs and there would be no party! Thank you for everything!

With the announcement of the winner in our last category, the party will now move from the Hall of Feasts to the Hall of Fire (description below) where we will continue to socialise, dance, eat, drink and be merry.

Those of you who have won an ARPY, but did not have the chance to pick up your award IC, your statuettes are waiting for you in a magical display cabinet in the Hall of Fire (description below).

The ARPY Ceremony & Party thread will remain open until 01.08.2021. (August 1st 2021). However, if there is enough interest the Triumvirate will extend the closing date until 15.08.2021 (August 15th 2021). Equally, if there isn’t interest {because summer is hitting the Northern Hemisphere and generally people take their vacation during this period, or maybe your workload picks up during the summer months, or you prefer to spend summer in the shade of a tree/on the beach rather than in front of the computer screen – I hear ya} the thread will close earlier. Any changes from the dates mention will be announced at least 2 weeks earlier in the ARPY OOC thread.

For now, all you need to do is migrate to the Hall of Fire and continue to enjoy your evening.


THE HALL OF FIRE




“The doors were thrown open, and they went across a wide passage and through other doors, and came into a further hall. In it were no tables, but a bright fire was burning in a great hearth between the carven pillars upon either side.
Frodo found himself walking with Gandalf. ‘This is the Hall of Fire,’ said the wizard. ‘Here you will hear many songs and tales – if you can keep awake. But except on high days it usually stands empty and quiet, and people come here who wish for peace, and thought. There is always a fire here, all the year round, but there is little other light.’
(...) Elvish minstrels began to make sweet music. Slowly the hall filled (...) the golden firelight played upon them and shimmered in their hair.”

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, Many Meetings

A roaring fire burns in the great heart that stood between the carven pillars upon either side. Its light illuminates the halls in golden hues, the fire providing warmth to the whole room, although it was not needed. It is a lovely evening, not too cold, not too hot. Faerie lanterns in various colours are hung around the hall, providing enough soft, flickering light – perfect for dancing and conversation. The chamber orchestra of elvish singers and musicians is present, playing and singing a variety of tunes, the tempo varying from adagio, andante to allegrissimo. In case you desire some refreshment, a drink or perhaps something sweet or salty, servers with plates filled with delicacies are discretely mingling among the crowd.

At the centre of the Hall of Fire, in a prominent position, stands a magical display cabinet with the unclaimed ARPY statuettes. The display cabinet and the statuettes themselves are enchanted, the cabinet will only open for the winner(s). If the winner cannot attend and they have sent a representative with the proper credentials {said credentials will be thoroughly checked to avoid forgeries} and the right forms in triplicate are filled out, the cabinet will open and allow you to take the statuette with no harm coming to your person. However, if you don’t have the necessary credentials and want to give opening the magic cabinet a go… Might I suggest wooing the magic display cabinet? The dice and the fickleness of the GM wild decide your success. Come, entertain me!

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Today was supposed to be his big day. A chance to shine and show how much he’s changed from a gormless doof to a fully responsible, fully equipped ellon of action. Instead, he woke up nearly drowning in a fountain. Again. At least this time he had his clothes on. The last time he woke up in a fountain like this he had been half naked after spending an entire week with Eldûrien who, of course, vanished without a trace or a letter. He coughed, hacked up some water, found an interesting looking gold coin, then stood up. How long had he been laying there? Why had no one bothered to wake him, or, you know, see if he was alive? Honestly, some of these elves were just the worst. As he stood, his head throbbed. Again, the last time he had a hangover this bad had been that week with Eldûrien. Where was that letter he meant to send her? Had he left it in the hallway again? Having his personal correspondences read for the benefit of the gossipy nags was not his idea of fun. He tried to go to Lord Elrond about it, but as per usual, the Lord of the Valley was more concerned with his looks and his image. How did these letters reflect on him, how did it make him look that one of his household was sending letters to a Mablui witch (his words, not Figwit’s). Clearly, the lord with an image fetish was not going to be helpful. Figwit was just going to have to be more mindful of where he left his, admittedly, explicit letters just sitting around. Oh Lady of the Stars, his head hurt. It was a different hurt from that of a headache or hangover though. It was like something and tried to turn his brain into scrambled eggs. It was not so much his head that hurt, as his mind. The ellon felt queasy. And hungry. And wet.

No one was apparently paying him any mind (how bloody rude) so he decided instead of wringing out his clothing back into the fountain, he’d just walk, soaking wet, through the halls. His clothes had been ruined and from all the noise of talk and celebration, the ceremonies had begun and ended. He had no time to change. Well, maybe he did. Wait. Oh no! He was supposed to deliver an award! Oh blast! Oh ruined pancakes! He looked back in the fountain. No envelop, no statue. Hmmm, that was odd. Very odd. He remembered having both in his possession. In fact that’s that last thing he remembered. That, and a curious red-haired man with serpentine eyes. But that was likely just a dream, that almost sounds like Sauron was here. How crazy would that be? That part was definitely a dream.

Well at any length someone had taken the envelop and award and delivered them. And stolen his thunder! Figwit was annoyed. And still wet. And still hungry. This was turning out to be a horrible night. He walked as haughtily as he could, dripping everywhere, to the kitchens. They were bustling. So much noise! The clattering of plates and glasses, screaming, calling people donkeys and idiot sandwiches, was so loud in Figwit’s ears he was certain that by the time he ate something and changed he would be deaf. That would be all the excuse the Lord Elrond would need to fire him. Despite literally thousands of years of service to the House of Elrond. There was not much loyalty from top to bottom, only bottom to top. But maybe, speaking of tops and bottoms, if he was fired, he would finally be able to write his tell all book. Eldûrien had encouraged him to do just that when he spilled all his secrets to her (he hadn’t meant to of course, it just sort of happened). Flicking back his wet locks, he decided that that was exactly what he was going to do. He stole a sandwich off a fancy looking floral plate and scarfed it down. It was not healthy to eat so quickly but he was absolutely famished. He felt like he’d run a marathon or something. Maybe was Eldûrien here after all and he just didn’t realize it. Well then, that changed his mood!

With a grin, he raced out of the kitchen and down to his quarters. Along the way, he passed the hallway leading to the Lord’s chambers. The doors were wide open and the lights were out. How strange. Oh well, there was no time to waste!

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“So,” she said once they’d made it to a location free of prying eyes and wandering ears. “Do you think we’ve avoided the worst of the storm?”

She had found a spot deep in the gardens, walled on two sides and with a beautiful open layout of bushes, flowers and pathways, none too high for anyone to be crouching behind. With her back against one of the walls, her blazing red eyes constantly scanned the garden for anyone following them, annoyed at the sickly sweet smell of the flowers that seemed to want to choke her. Shifting slightly she felt the strap around her thigh as the muscle strained against it each time she tensed, her hand at the ready to pull it out to defend herself.

"No." She answered, giving Frost a quick look before eyeing up his her companion. He looked vaguely familiar to her, but she could not quite put her finger on it.

“I suppose someone ought to fill me in,” he said with a smirk. “Has something happened? And I believe an introduction is in order.”

Her brows narrowed imperceptibly, though she kept her cool. She could not blame him for being so blasé about it, if he did not know what it was about. Definitely not a bodyguard then she mused to herself, though eyeing up Frost once more she noted the nail guards, her brow twitching in appreciation. Not that she would wear those things, but they were definitely a good weapon hidden in plain view. Especially if coated in poison.

Turning her attention back to Frost, she gave her a look as if to ask if it was safe to talk with her companion there, or if he should be sent off to guard or whatever he was there to do. Given his handsome features, she could only speculate what the whatever else was, knowing Frost had quite the reputation for seducing everyone and everything without barely any discrimination.

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Noticing Alcadir's (@Sillionaire) cheeks flush, Lailyn took a dainty sip of her prosecco and pointedly looked away to allow him a moment. How relieved she was that she managed not to make some blithe comment about his attire for surely the poor fellow might have just keeled over and then she’d feel terrible. If anything, she ought to be the embarrassed one with the direction her line of thought had gone...perhaps not so well brought-up as he thought.

“A lack of opportunity?” she asked, surprised. “What a shame! Then you simply must enjoy all you can tonight. It would be a crime to let it go to waste, after all.” A server passed with more drinks and while Alcadir plucked another, Lailyn held up her half-full glass to politely decline more for now.

“As for your wager, well, I am afraid I must disappoint you-- I am not the gambling type, either,” she apologized, swirling the fizzing wine around in her glass. “You must think me such a bore but I can promise you one thing: I am very much the dancing type and if I have a chance, I will prove it to you.” She grinned.

“What silver coins I have tonight...” Her palm briefly swept over the pocket hidden in the seam of her dress to ensure they were still there. “Well, I thought I might toss them in a fountain and make a wish. If you are right in your wager, and I suspect you may be...” Her eyes shone with amusement. “I’d make one for you, too, if only I knew your name?” For how could a wish work its magic if she merely described an affable elf draped in the colors of the sea?

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It was cool outside. There was a sweet-smelling breeze blowing in from the north. It smelled faintly of lavender and balsam pine, normally she loved the smell of pine and lavender, it calmed her nerves on long sea voyages; tonight, however she was going to need something stronger. Her nerves, and her ire, had begun to rise as they left the courtyard. The further they got from the sounds of people and merrymaking, the more concerned she was getting. After a moment, she assumed Winddancer was familiar enough with the geography and architecture not to be leading them into a dead end. However, the thought did occur to her that she and Zôr were being led into a trap. That thought felt more probable than any of the elves at this gathering causing problems for them. She could feel her muscles tense and coil, ready to spring into action should something happen. A spider crawled out from her meticulously arranged hair, grey and shimmering in the moonlight. It sat on the Númenórean’s earlobe, watching for a moment before jumping to her companion’s shoulder. It made her feel better to be able to keep a watch over him while maintaining her focus on the walking murder machine leading them to Âsh knew where.

Zôrzagar was, at least, in good spirits. Whether he knew of the razor edge they were walking or not (Frost chose to believe he did, she valued him for his resourcefulness and intelligence above all), he was keeping her grounded, pinpointing a single moment onto which she could grab. In this case, an introduction needed to be made. “Zôrzagar, meet Winddancer, Winddancer meet Zôr. I’m sure you’ve heard rumors about each other. I can assure you both, they’re all true and they’re all exaggerations.” Her tone was tight but did not belie any of her apprehensions. A calm exterior was more than an asset, it was a way of survival in the vaunting marble halls of Umbar. Frost had learned well, despite what her mother might say from time to time. “Our infamous and unholy companion sensed something off inside…” she trailed off. She had wanted to say something spooked the elf but such a comment might not go over well. And in their current circumstances, it was best to leave the barbs on her tongue.

When they finally reached a spot that looked safe from any potential prying eyes or loose tongues, they stopped. Frost’s anxiety level rose high for a moment, but then, observing Winddancer’s (somewhat) relaxed demeanor forced Frost to loosen her muscles. The spider on Zôr’s shoulder was still attentive though. Even if Winndancer wasn’t a threat here, something else might be. Her mouth was dry. Angrily, she wanted a drink. “Zôr will be staying with us,” she confirmed the unasked question with a curt but sweet tone. “I would be far too vulnerable without my sword at my side. So,” she flexed her fingers, clinking the nail guards together and began to walk in circles around Winddancer and Zôr, “now that we’re away from the deceptive eyes and unscrupulous ears of Imladris’ most worthy,” the phrase dripped with sarcastic poison, “I think we should try to make a deal. How do we get this information and knowledge to the right people in the right towers? And is it going to take too long? I have some people I'd like to... interact with.”

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"Oh, no, you must think I have dreadfully bad manners," he said dolefully to @Lailyn, snatching his feathered cap from his pate with his free hand and attempting to wring it (unsuccessfully, without hazarding his glass of bubbly). "First I, uh, well, let's say no more about that;" (he unobtrusively shifted the hat to cover as wide an area of his fashionable breeches as possible: which was very wide indeed, given the extravagance of its brim); "then I confess to you my penchant for drinking and gambling - and try to lure you into the latter, no less - and finally you remind me I haven't even introduced myself properly! For shame, sirrah, for shame."

He attempted to playfully lay the back of his wrist to his forehead in embarrassment. Alas! Due to the enormity of his hat, he merely buffeted several passers-by with feather.

"I am Alcadir, of the Golden Wood," he finally announced successfully, managing a passable bow, although not as fancy as the one he'd attempted for Winddancer. At least his legs were not jellied by fright this time. "And that is excellent news: I too love a good jig, although I am prone to nausea if I am whirled too quickly."

(Memories of the last party he had been to did not bear thinking about. Some enthusiastic elleth had whirled him into a rumba - or something, Alcadir wasn't up with the times - and he had lost his potted shrimp canapé in several places, including the marbled floor of the Grey Havens AND a passing innocent plant pot.)

"But what would you wish for yourself, my lady?" Alcadir continued on, ellonly (manfully doesn't seem to be the right descriptor, quite).

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Zôrzagar

The light evening air was weighted with unease. Over the rim of his glass, Zôrzagar observed the two women by his side: the elf barely concealed her furtive glances - at him and otherwise - and the tension in Frost’s shoulders was obvious to he who knew her posture and movements so well. Zôr, too, knew that something was amiss - something in addition to their presence in the valley, of course. He had talked and schemed and stabbed his way out of worse trouble in the past, but even still, it was a relief to stand in the shadows and away from prying eyes after their short visit to the bright, noisy feast.

“Something is wrong inside the great feast hall of the elves? Besides us, what could that be?” He spoke half in jest but knew that there was truth in whatever their new companion had observed. Whatever had led this elf along the dark road she had first trodden perhaps an age or more ago, he guessed that she still possessed the keen senses of her race. He lifted his glass to his lips and swallowed another mouthful of whiskey. As before, the drink did its job in spite of its origins. Zôr took another few sips as Frost spoke, then offered her the glass, still half full of amber liquid. Perhaps it would help take the edge off for her as well.

“The infamous Winddancer,” he breathed. He bowed his head to acknowledge her reputation, then looked her steadily in the eyes. “It’s a pleasure to meet in the flesh at last. I heard all about the note you slipped to Frost in Lindon.” He smiled. The last thing he would do in a tense situation with a known killer was mock her; no, his smile was all pleasure at finally crossing paths with a person whose very name instilled terror in the likes of their host. While Zôr took great pride in being supremely self-sufficient, he also understood the value of alliances with those in possession of greater and varied powers. Skilled as he was with his knife, he was no master torturer. Frost’s proposal would join an intriguing combination of talents and proclivities - who knew what the three of them might accomplish together beyond the flowered garden walls of this hateful place?

He followed Frost with his gaze as she paced around them, nail guards sparkling in the moonlight. She was a vision of sinister beauty - both she and Winddancer were. He put those thoughts aside for the moment, though, and spoke softly once Frost had finished: “I’m sure we can set things in motion here and return in time for the merrymaking if it’s dancing you’re after, darling. In fact,” he glanced around the garden, “some schemes might best be carried out in a less hostile environment.”

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Her blazing red eyes locked on the handsome man before her, a look of realisation dawning on her ever youthful features. Of course. How could she have been so blind. Zôrzimril. Her eyes narrowed with suspiscion. Not only had Frost changed his appearance, the sinister magic had been afforded his closest cohort as well. Her eyes flicked uneasily to Frost, eyeing the woman as Frost told her that "he" was staying.

She had fought her way out of situations where she was far more outnumbered than just two to one, but these two were not just anybody. Drawing in a deep breath through her nose she could smell the magic, now that she knew it was there. Honestly she was unnerved that they were either both capable of changing appearances, or that one was powerful enough to do it for them both.

Eyes flicking around her, she took in the immediate surroundings, mentally working through several different scenarios as to how to get away from them both should they decide to turn on her. It was a cuthroat business that she worked in, literally. She had long ago lost count of the amount of ambushes and attempts on her life. But remaining calm and wary at the same time had saved her numerous times before, and she was determined that these two would not outsmart her now. She did not even take the bait as Frost all but accused her of being too jumpy. Let him think what he wanted, as long as she was safe from the weird visions she had seen and which had not followed her out here as far as she could tell. Still she shifted to a spot where Frost could not circle her anymore and where both of them were now in front of her.

The note. She looked Zôrzimril in the eyes as he spoke, still trying to sus out whether there was intelligence behind those eyes, or whether he was just another pretty accessory, one that would likely be discarded like the rest of Frost's conquests. Even with the note it had taken a long time for them to be able to meet again. And yet again at another party. Lord how she hated parties. The mingling, the inane small talk, the merriment, the constant drinking. A flicker of disgust curled her upper lip before she managed to control it and hide it away. Even her Lord was here. Enjoying himself. No, surely it was just a ploy, as he did his own recon..

A sudden movement caught her eye, her hand flying out before any thought was given to it. Quick as lightning her slender fingers flew towards Zôrzimril's face, only to end up near his cheek where her fingers closed around the spider on his shoulder.

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“Dancing,” she drawled slowly, turning her gaze back to Zôr, “is the least of my interests, but you knew that.” She gave him a wink, a brazen act not because of who would see (and interpret) the signal, but because the air was still alive with electricity and tension. The two parties, standing surrounded by green gardens and distant music and merriment, were nominally allies, all working toward the same cause, but that did not mean they wouldn’t kill each other if they felt it suited their own methods of achieving those goals. Every time Frost looked at Winddancer’s eyes, she was reminded of that. They were all opportunists, radicalists, manipulators, and killers. Those eyes had seen more than a few lights go out. However, those eyes seemed more than a little off guard. Gazing back and forth between her Númenórean companion and the elf, she realized why and smiled viciously.

“You could say, we need a new skin for dancing in.” Her deep ocean blue eyes twinkled with mischief and malice. Being able to have a foothold against one of the greatest assassins the Shadow has ever molded was an advantage she was not about to let up on. She seemed just as put off by Zôrzagar’s appearance as her own. Zôr was unpredictable, an agent of chaos, a purveyor of disorder and pandemonium (and a wonderous lover and thief but now was not the time for such tangents). “Winddancer…”

Whatever she was about to say was cut short when the elf’s arm slashed out at Zôr’s shoulder. Frost’s muscles tensed immediately. It only took a moment for her to realize what the elf was aiming at. Rage began to boil up with the tall Númenórean’s chest. Few things could so quickly enrage her. Injury to one of her children was one such thing. She bridged the distance between them like lightning, moving like a panther despite the six-inch heels on her feet. She caught the elf’s wrist just as it began reaching back. She could still see through the little spider’s eyes, could still feel the connection between them. It was safe for the moment. But the situation had turned suddenly from tenuous to perilous. Frost didn’t want to get into a fight she may or may not win. Not tonight. The spider skittered and squeezed through Winddancer’s fingers, seeking the safe haven of its mother’s arm. Ocean blue met red for a very tense moment. In that moment Frost did not actually know what she was going to do. She had acted on instinct, protecting both Zôr and her little spider, but had not thought far enough ahead to know whether or not she was ready to kill. She hated not being prepared. She hadn’t planned for this. Still… she tightened her grasp of the elf’s wrist, her jaw set as if she were ready to bite. Instead…

Winddancer, don’t you know how dangerous it is to hurt a child in the presence of it’s mother?” It took every fiber of her concentration to maintain a placid façade. “I’m sure you were just curious though. Or you made a mistake?” Slowly, finger by finger, she released Winddancer’s wrist and took a step back, making sure to place herself between the elf and Zôr. “If we are all on the same side,” she said with a calm flow of venom, “I’m sure we can look past this and move on with things.”

Frost was no longer in a mood to dance and play games. Like a spider herself, her nest had been disturbed and she was not going to tease and engage in anymore wordplay. “Bottom line,” she said, crossing her arms across her chest. “We have something you are going to want, something we are all going to need. And, judging from the note you left me in Lindon, you are the one that can actually use these letters. Am I correct?”

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Zôrzagar

“It is quite tame - I won’t argue with that,” Zôr replied to Frost, grinning devilishly at her wink. Dancing did have its merits, though: few socially accepted activities allowed such intimate proximity with one’s marks. Even in Umbar, where he’d known such styles of dance only among the rich and powerful, many a silk-lined pocket had been emptied by his nimble hands. He turned his amused smile toward Winddancer, who had moved aside and was now sizing him up. There was confusion in her expression - confusion and curiosity, and perhaps a bit of fear. Zôr was pleased to see how they had disarmed her, at least momentarily.

“New skins indeed,” he echoed when Frost offered a vague explanation for their appearance. “I find a change in perspective to be quite refreshing from time to time.” His grin widened and his eyes glinted with mischief. He saw Winddancer’s features darken, her lip curl. “Have we displeased you?” he asked innocently, risking a slight provocation despite the pervasive anxiety rapidly filling the courtyard.

Zôr could only conclude that they had, in fact, displeased her when the elf’s eyes flashed and her arm shot toward him. He gave a small start and stepped sideways to evade her reach. Although he avoided any harm, he could not escape her entirely: a rush of cool air blew past his cheek when her hand passed his face, and her fingers grazed his shoulder. Was this whole thing going to fall apart before they even found out what was so wrong at this gathering? Zôr had been rather looking forward to an unholy alliance with Zigûr’s accomplished servant. But if such a possibility were to come to an end, best to get it over with before exchanging any closely-held secrets.

These thoughts occurred to him in the split second after Winddancer withdrew her hand, clutching something as though her fingers were a cage. Frost stepped between them, her hand clasped tightly around the elf’s wrist. Zôrzagar watched the little standoff play out before him with one eyebrow arched. His hand went slowly to his hip, where his dagger sat concealed beneath the length of his jacket.

When Frost spoke of a child, he realized what she must mean. He had grown quite accustomed to her scuttling children - so accustomed as to be immune to their deadly venom - and had not registered the spider’s presence on his person. He glanced warily from the elf to his partner, waiting to see how the two would proceed. The tension and anxiety in the gardens had, by now, wound up to a nearly palpable level. Amid it all, though, he had to admit how pleased he was to see the ferocity of Frost’s reaction. In her, he’d found a uniquely alluring and severe person capable of much, much more than even her most extravagant appearances might suggest. The tension eased slightly when she released Winddancer’s arm, but her words were sharp and pointed. Zôr let his hand fall empty from his waist and stepped forward to stand shoulder to shoulder with Frost. It was the elf’s move now.

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It never ceased to amaze her how quickly something could turn for the worse. In just a blink of an eye things could go from amicable to threatning. But this was her life, a life where she could never let her guard down around anyone. There were no friends or cohorts, loyal subjects or.. family that had your back. Nobody had your back in Mordor. You did not rise as high as she had by making friends and by trusting anyone. Time and time again, it was proven that trust was for the foolish.

The instant her hand had refexively shot out to grab the spider, she knew she had made a mistake. A potentially lethal one. She had to physically fight her reflexes that wanted to move into a position where she could throw Frost over her hip, using Frost's own weight against her and then roll into the drop while pulling her blade. A ripple of withheld energy went through her lithe body, her other hand making it's way towards the blade now that the body was being held back from doing what came naturally.

As Frost's grip tightened, she forgot all about the spider, loosening her fingers and ignoring it as it skittered off, while she locked gazes with the formidable woman before her. Not even she could say what the outcome would be should they actually fight, but she did not want to find out. At least not tonight. Though she was sure that day would eventually come.

At Frost's words her brows knit in confusion, thinking that her move surely must have come across as an unprovoked attack on Zôrzimril. Taken aback by the words, she pulled her hand to herself, knowing her wrist would show the fingermarks for some time to come, though still looking at them both with confusion. Fiery red eyes flicked from one to the other as they shifted into a more defensive position, her other hand still hovering close by her own blade.

"My apologies. I saw a spider and did not think. It will not happen again."

Rolling her shoulders almost imperceptibly, she looked back and forth at the two, one eyebrow rising slightly.

Zôrzimril was Frost's daughter? Why had she not known that? That Frost was refering to the spider did not even occur to her, vermin as they were.

Pushing her questions aside for another time when the atmosphere was less hostile, she straightened her back just a smidge more before giving a curt nod to Frost's question.

"Yes." Her response was clipped and guarded, now more unsure of whether she could trust these two. She could still feel the letter she had thrust into her cleavage, still annoyed with how cavalier Frost had been about it and how openly she had handed it to her for all to see.

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Éomund slowly entered the grand hall. Never before in his young life had he been in such a place, and that included the throne room in Edoras, which was itself very impressive. He really didn't know what possessed him to come to Imladris for this party, but he had. He stood there, just inside the doorway, blue eyes darting about and a protective hand placed upon his sword. He had no intention of drawing it, but the coolness of the metal brought some comfort.

Looking around the room, he briefly noticed the Lady Éowyn. He recalled how gentle she had been that day in the throne room where he had been presented to the King and had received his insignia and sword. Straightening his shoulders, he slowly began to advance into the room, not really knowing where he was going, and hoping to recognize someone at this very strange party. As he made his way into the room, he glanced to his side and in the shadows of a nearby alcove, he spotted a silhouette he knew very well. "Grimthain," he murmured. It had been awhile since he had last seen his uncle, but his heart soared at the sight of him and his feet picked up the pace.

"Fædera," he said in a low voice, not wanting to startle his uncle. "It's been awhile." He stood there awkwardly, wondering how Grimthain would react to seeing him in such an unconventional place. If he recalled correctly, the last time the two of them had seen each other was during the whole debacle at the Hornburg.

@Allacan ob Burzum

(OOC:I have not read anything in this thread other than a random post or two, so sorry if I've missed anything major)

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“Not at all!” Lailyn waved her hand dismissively at him. She hid an amused smile as he flourished his cap, letting it land anywhere but his head, and tickled passers-by with the regal feather. “It is very lovely to meet you, Alcadir. I am Lailyn of Rohan.” Seeing as his hands were full, she could not offer hers by way of introduction. Instead, she responded to his bow with her best attempt at a curtsy though she was woefully out of practice if she’d ever been good at it at all.

“If you are still willing to dance with me after that,” she referred to her curtsy with a laugh, “then I shall promise not to spin you too quickly. I would hate to make you ill and risk ruining your outfit.” Ah, well, she had not fully succeeded in not mentioning his attire...She cleared her throat lightly and took a sip of wine. The glass was slowly approaching empty.

“There are many things I would wish for, some that will never or can never be.” A rueful smile crossed her lips before she took another sip to give herself a moment to think how much to say. “Most of all, I wish for peace and joy. Not only for myself but for all those who cannot find it for themselves.” Though she spoke softly, there was a weight to her words as if she pulled them up from a place where such things lived safe and tucked away. “For tonight...joy will have to be enough and thanks to you, I have found some.” With a smile, she set down her empty glass and held out her arm. “If you agree, would you lead me to the Hall of Fire for a dance and consider telling me one thing you would wish for, good sir, so I can make good on my word?”
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Pearl Brockhouse

She was right! Tilion WAS from the moon! How had she known? All the logic and reasoning of just a few minutes ago seemed to have leaked out of her left ear (she knew it was the left one because it was tickling something awful). “I just sort of knew,” Pearl whispered back. “Is there magic on the moon? Is that how you flew down here from way up there?” She had not thought long on the logistics of a man from the moon landing on earth, but now that the question had been asked, she had to admit that she was quite curious.

There was a lot going on at their table. Or at least, a lot of conversation. It was all very difficult to keep up with when things kept leaking out her left ear. Pearl listened as, distantly it seemed, master Meriadoc spoke to them. “Rilla!” she echoed in surprise. “She never said!” Pearl found herself wondering when the last time she’d even had the pleasure of seeing Rilla had been. Surely it couldn’t have been at Silas’ birthday party, where they’d been trapped for ages trying to wrangle Pinkletoes? She’d have to pay Rilla a call once she returned to the Shire!

She sipped from Pippin’s mug of beer once more. It was good stuff - foamy and full with a mild caramelish flavor. Where had Pippin acquired such a drink? I must get myself one, she thought. “Oh no!” she cried, as her thoughts caught up with what her hands had done. “I’ve drunk from Pippin’s mug! Oh no!” She froze fretfully in her seat, only to be dragged out of her meandering internal monologue by Merry speaking to her and Jorgy about mushrooms. “Pace . . . right,” she mumbled. She took another sip of the ale. “Ah!” she cried, nearly spitting out this latest mouthful. Realizing that would be rude midway toward spitting, though, she swallowed and wrapped a nice awkward bow on the whole situation by choking rather violently. “Oh no,” she repeated, more defeatedly this time. “I’d best hand this over to you, Master Merry,” she said, offering the half-empty mug to him. “It seems I can’t be trusted!”

But he hadn’t asked for the mug; instead, he had inquired about the mushrooms! Not realizing that Jorgy had given Meriadoc a mushroom five minutes ago, Pearl said, “If it’s toadstools you’re after, sir, you’ll have to ask Jorgy! He’s got a whole bag of ‘em. That sounds like a fine essay, though! I shall make every effort to read it,” she promised, taking a few steadying breaths, “just as soon as the letters stop sliding off of pages.”

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She felt the little spider skitter away, saw through it’s eyes as it vanished into the black folds of her hair to a place of relative safety. Frost wasn’t happy about the sudden turn of events, but one had to protect one’s children from predators, especially if that predator happened to be an elven assassin. She did not take her eyes off the elf for a moment. She knew well how fast Winddancer could move, she’d heard all the stories (even the obvious false ones), and she was not about to put herself on the off foot should the air of hostility rupture into actual violence.

The so-called happy valley had begun to sour for the Númenórean, the rotten core of the sugar ensorcelled place had exposed itself. Even her most banal proclivities were unable to thrive. It did not help that the only other servant of the Shadow aside from her dear partner looked as though she were ready to murder them and hand their bodies up as some kind of warning (the message and the recipient would likely be lost in this place). Frost had never believed in the “survival of the fittest” motif that so many of the scuttling beetles of Mordor did. Sure, she would kill any of them in a heartbeat if it gave her a strategic advantage, but the constant, circular competition was a torturous bore to her. She would serve the Shadow as long as she could, but she would do it in her way, not at the mercurial whims of some bent overlord who jumped at every whisper or every glint of light. Paranoia did not foster a winning formula.

She produced another of the letters, this one written in the handwriting of Galdor of the Havens, addressing Elrond as “Master of the Hidden Valley” but kept it just out of reach from the elf. She recognized the handwriting from some of the notes she and Zôrzagar had stolen from Mithlond (along with several other less strategically valuable goods and wares). “Good. I’ll give you this one as well then. These two letters should be all you need to convince the Dark Lord of their value. I’m sure you can make a good case to him. Other than the Nine, you’re to be his favorite… toy.” The last line was likely unnecessary, but Frost was still angry about the assault on her arachnid child.

She put an arm around Zôr’s broad shoulders and ran her nail guards lightly over the fabric of his shirt. “So, we’ve given you something. Tell us what you plan on giving in return.”

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Æthelwigend Grimthain, he/him

"Fædera" The name was softly spoken, as though heard through the haze of a dream, and yet it sounded as clear to Grimthain as the claxon bells. He turned to see his ward, and a broad grin erupted onto his face, undiminished by the young man's obvious trepidation. "Nefa" he exclaimed and, his earlier embarrassment forgotten, pulled Éomund into a hearty hug. After their moment's embrace, he stepped back to admire the lad and his smile shifted to a querulous raised eyebrow. "You've grown! Taller as well as broader, since last I saw you." He reached a hand up... Up?!... to Éomund's now-muscled shoulder to pat it appreciatively. "Leigh won't recognise you when she comes to visit" he said with a twinkle in his eye, watching closely for his companion's reaction.

There was a loud exclamation close by and he frowned a moment; he was rarely around such a chaotic crowd of people, and for some reason the milling of bodies made him feel awkward without a blade to defend himself; probably more battlefield trauma, he thought ruefully to himself, though he did not let such a thought show on his face. As the milling crowd hurried past towards the Hall of Fire beyond. He glanced about until he could spot an open doorway leading outside, and gestured to Éomund to follow. A short distance of pushing through the crowd and dodging the spilling drinks of the more merry party-goers and they finally found themselves a small pocket of peace; a quiet garden balcony within sight of the large celebration hall but where the noise and pressure of the crowd were alleviated, such that two might manage a more private conversation.

"Your mother sends her love - via me of all people! I know, I know..." he said, laughing a little at the surprise on Éomund's face. "You probably don't believe me, but it's true. When I said in the Autumn that I was going away on personal business for a few months, I wasn't entirely forthright with you, and for that I beg your forgiveness. I didn't want you to worry, or get your hopes up. But I went to stay with your mother, and spent the winter at her farm, aiding her as best I could. Not that she wanted me there at first, but for your sake - and my own for once - I persisted in making myself useful until she could ignore me no longer. It took... a few more months than I had anticipated - she always was a strong-minded woman. But eventually we... made amends for the past, or as well as two old fools like we can, not least in small part thanks to your father of course. Or rather, his letters, which we read together. She still doesn't agree with the life choices I, well, we... your father and I, and of course... " he gestured between the two of them as indication that 'we' also meant Éomund and his ward. "...made, but she has, at least, come to understand us all a little better. More than that I should not say, or she will beat me for speaking on her behalf, but as soon as I saw you I couldn't help but re-assure you that things are well with her, and with me" He finished with a smile that for a moment made him appear more youthful, like a young man seeking approval for work he is proud of, as he waited for Éomund's reaction.


@Dimcairien Luiniel (OOC:I've not really read much either. No fear; we two can be clueless together in our quiet little alcove/on a charming little balcony. Last time we left off with Éomund and Grimthain they were on a shopping trip in the Riddermarket when they got interrupted by some horses. )

@Winddancer

An icy cold breeze slipped between the eaves of the trees, and where it passed close to the verdant foliage, the leaves shrank back and withered. It drifted down towards the gathered crowd but ventured not into the milling mass of people, skirting instead across stone and path, creeping through shadows in its search. Dark magic, so subtle and sly that it crept its sinuous tendrils between the hairline cracks of Imladris' magic protections, creeping within the halls of the last Homely House for a few moments only, but moments was all that it needed.

As the final award was announced, the faintest wisp of a sinister laugh echoed quietly through the rafters above, the nuance of the noise overpowered by the politely applauding crowd below but for those whose alignment matched its own, who felt more than heard its presence, and even then only as a faint echo of memory.

Three figures parted the crowd and, spying her among them, the whisper without form floated beyond the walls and into the relative darkness and quiet of a courtyard, away from prying eyes and wandering ears. It trailed them much like smoke from a pipe, except this darkness of the air sought to hone in toward itself rather than dissipate into the wind. A brief moment of tension and near conflict between the three figures was all the time it needed to approach unheeded.

Cutting sharply through the sweet-smelling breeze of lavender and balsam pine blowing from the north, it replaced that fresh scent for a moment with a faint aroma of pestilence and death. The icy-cold breeze of death shifted past Zôrzagar and Frost with no heed to their presence; they were irrelevant. The woman with the burning eyes... she was the one it sought.

Only the tiniest, subtle shifting of Winddancer's hair, and a whisper of breath across her cheek revealed to her its presence there. The soft sigh of breath in her ear was a promise, a vow fulfilled. It was a companionable communication, if the announcement of a dark entity of death chained into loyal servitude to her will could be called companionable. It whispered in shifting air that only she could hear, and by the very taste and scent of its presence recalled to her a fallen enemy warrior captured on the brink of death by the Black Army commander, a dark ritual between three of Mordor's most powerful women to bind a deathly entity into the fallen form, such that the fallen First Marshal could not succumb - willingly or otherwise - unto death without releasing this fetid, dark beast unto the world. Words were not spoken, but in that briefest moment a message was passed on in a flicker of thought and emotion; "She falters... soon enough I will claim her completely... their destruction is imminent... soon..."

And then the breeze retreated from that place, its presence vanishing into the air like scattered smoke, seeking next the women once called Silendra and Gecko...

OOC @EVERYONE Thank you to all those who nominated and/or voted for Edoras Burnt - Firefighting RPG for 2021 Best RPG ARPY; I am truly humbled. The best RPG award is always a collaborative effort, and as a GM you rely on the engagement and creativity of your players; the best games come from them, not you, and this game was no exception. Indeed, I had no plans to run any such event until the creativity of so many people led the kingdom towards an IC-crisis that it seemed only fair to play out and let everyone engage with. Thank you to everyone who engaged in the various stories (Ms Meduseld, the tavern and the Summer Games After-Party) that fed into this RPG, and to all those who engaged so positively in the event itself. There are far too many to name individually (and some of you have changed names so often I have no idea who you are any more) but I hope many of you see this.

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Nothing in this wretched world was free and it was with a small sneer that she realised that of course Frost would want compensation. Even though she knew this was the case and had of course prepared for it, it still grated on her nerves. Time and time again she had to remind herself how so many were just in it for their own rewards.

Rolling her eyes with disgust, she pulled her hand back from having extended it towards the letter as she realised she would not be given it before she paid up. It had not been easy to find the payment either, let alone find a place to carry it given the lowcut and revealing dress she was wearing. Another reason for hating having to wear something like this, despite how it was made to look like a second skin, each little gem sewn onto the fabric shining like a real diamond. Probably because they were.

She was alread moving her hand towards the long slit on the side of her dress that alluringly revealed her long shapely leg, stopping just before the strap that was tied to her thigh and held her dagger. And Frost's payment. Sliding her long slender fingers along the gemstudded fabric, she suddenly froze. A shiver rippled across her bare shoulders, her eyes flicking about to see what it was that she could sense. Sniffing the air she could smell death, a very unlikely smell here in the middle of the Last Homely House, especially as they were surrounded by hundreds of flowerbeds.

Her fingers went straight for the dagger, her every sense screaming that something was wrong, her skin literally crawling. Turning suddenly to one side as she felt the icy cold air on her cheek, she looked around desperately to see what it was, her keen eyes unable to see anything other than the garden and her two companions. Was this a trick? Had Frost poisoned her when she had gripped her by the wrist? She could not recall having seen that her skin was pierced, but then she knew well enough that there were poisons that could be absorbed through the skin. How could she be so stupid!?

"She falters... soon enough I will claim her completely... their destruction is imminent... soon..."

Her head went from side to side, her eyes again trying to find the source of the words, the whispered voice sounding vaguely familiar. But there was nothing there. Breathing in deeply, she could smell it. Even as it dispersed and disappeared, she had managed to catch of whiff of what it was.

Unnerved as she was, she managed to keep it together, forcing herself to remain calm. Her hand slowly moved from the slit in her dress, the tiny gems tinkling softly as the fabric returned to hug her thigh. Returning her gaze slowly to Frost, she even managed a sly smirk as she now knew she would soon have something Frost really would want.

"This is not the place. Or the time for this." Straightening her posture as she regained her confidence, she moved to walk away.

"Let's meet in a weeks time. You know where." With that she gave Frost and Zorzimril one more look before she turned and walked away, her dress flowing like a malignant spirit following her, the small gems tinkling eerily.

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Zôrzagar

Frost’s touch sent a pleasant thrill through him - it always did. Those nail guards, though, afforded her caresses something special. He could not recall when she’d taken to donning them, but he hoped she never stopped. They were ornate and feminine and deadly, a combination of qualities which he prized. Perhaps he’d acquire some for himself one day. With her arm around him, she was close enough that he could detect her scent even over the cloying perfumes of the gardens. Having her this close prompted his mind to wander back along labyrinthine halls and to the sumptuous room they’d occupied earlier...

But now his partner was speaking, and he observed her making her demands of Winddancer with a smirk of approval playing on his lips. Frost was never afraid to say what she wanted - he knew that fact intimately - and it was about time they found out what they stood to gain from this little garden party. He turned his gaze upon their elven compatriot. Winddancer rolled her eyes, and Zôrzagar found himself oddly pleased that they could irritate a being capable of infinite torment. Perhaps it was all the whiskey. Provocation in a negative sense was not where he truly excelled, but it was better than nothing.

Raptly, he watched as Winddancer fished about beneath that stunning dress. Even if she was readying some concealed weapon against them, he didn’t mind . . . too much. Then she froze, and he wondered if something else had gone awry. His jaw worked as he ground his teeth together in irritation. This accursed valley, he thought. His hands clenched into fists as he imagined burning the whole place down and hollowing out the very mountains on which they stood. The whole pathetic kingdom, such as it was, would collapse into dust and obscurity, and he and Frost would be left standing triumphant atop the rubble. The bones of the elves would crumble beneath their heels as they continued their ascent.

“This is not the place. Or the time for this.” Winddancer’s words were admirably direct.

“I agree,” Zôr murmured. “The eyes of the elves are, it seems, ever upon us.”

Sauron’s servant named a time and a place for their next meeting. “We will be there,” Zôr said softly. He smiled. “See that you are, too.” He would hate for her to think that her status as a master assassin would cause them to fall in line unquestioningly.

Once the bejeweled elf had walked away, Zôrzagar turned to Frost. “Well, darling, we’ve done what we could to desecrate these hallowed halls. Zigûr himself would no doubt be pleased by our, ah, efforts. What say you to a swift exit? I find that I’m rather tired of the floral scent of purity.”

He knew Frost would be of a mind with him. Even if they left now, they would have gained more than they had bargained for when they had first acquired the invitation to this ridiculous gathering. Frost’s malicious web would linger, and her plans would come to fruition with time. Meanwhile, they could find somewhere safer to admire their plunder and consider their next move.

From one of his many interior jacket pockets, Zôr removed a stunning ruby of greater clarity than those he often wore on his ears. It was the size of a quail's egg, and twice as heavy at that. Inexplicably, a perfect, deep crimson droplet hung suspended in the center of the gem. He unsheathed his dagger and pricked the pad of his left thumb. After smearing the first drop of blood upon the gem, he cupped it in his palms and shut his eyes. In tones sharpened by the syllables of his mother-tongue, he whispered, “Bawbuthôr, ki-sâphdi ni? Ni-zêri yad. Ki-nakhahê ni-yad. Ki-nakhahê ni-yad.”

For several long moments, he stood stock-still. The only sounds were the insects groaning among the trees and the muted sounds of gaiety from inside the feast hall. He did not so much as dare to breathe. Only when he heard powerful wingbeats upon the air did he exhale.

With a cry like the rending of the earth and the ceaseless torment of children melded into one, the great beast appeared and alighted upon the ornate guesthouse opposite the garden. Zôrzagar opened his eyes and, grinning mischievously, offered a half-bow to Frost. In its eagerness to please, the fell beast staggered toward its summoner upon the collapsing stone edifice, then paused, breathing heavily. It awaited the command of the man who had offered his blood to its blood.

“My lady,” he said. “Your chariot awaits.”

He took her by the hand and led her toward the creature. He hopped lightly from the remnants of a collapsed pillar to the former roof of the guest house and onto the beast’s back, settling comfortably in front of its wing joints. When he was sure Frost had joined him, he leaned forward and stroked the scaly hide.

“Nê-yada,” he whispered.

With one powerful wingbeat, they rose from the elven ruins in a swirl of dust.

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“A week’s time…” Frost agreed, her nerves still on edge. The elf smirked, her eyes attained a deeper shade of red. The Númenórean didn’t like that look. Something had just happened, had just shifted; she could feel the charge in the air alter ever so slightly. She set her jaw and clamped her teeth almost hard enough to crack a tooth. She could feel bone grinding against bone. In a haze of red, it gave her focus. “A week’s time, and if you don’t have something I want,” her tone shifted from neutral to dark and threatening, “we’re going to have a very serious problem.” She moved closer to Zôr, feeling the warmth of his body radiate through her. Together, they watched Winddancer disappear into the blackness of the night. She watched the silhouette disappear in silence.

“Darling, I think you’re right,” she finally said after a moment. “We’ve done just about everything we can to make sure the elves remember to pay their guards a little more. I’ve had my fill of pretty things. The noxious smell of flowers and happiness starting to claw at the inside of my skull.” She spat, emphasizing her point. A beetle scurried out from the underbrush of the garden and skittered across her path. A spider, black with long crooked limbs and a red blotch, jumped out from her heel and attacked the beetle, channeling the furious rage of her mother. The beetle didn’t stand a chance. It was dead before it knew it was in danger. Frost smiled as she watched the arachnid wrap her prize up in sickly white silk then drag it into the bushes to feast in private. “Enjoy, my little sweetling,” she murmured.

Zigûr would indeed be proud of us,” she said absently, her eyes still on the space the spider had disappeared. Finally, she looked up and met Zôrzagar’s grey eyes and saw the mischievous light in them. That brought out a font bubbling laughter. “We made quite an impression in there, don’t you think? Those purity lovers inside are not going to forget us anytime soon. Honestly, I don’t know how any of them stand it. The most intimate contact they seem to have outside of locked doors is hand holding. It would be so much better for them, and us naturally, if they didn’t coil themselves into knots like that. Well, I don’t know how Eldûrien stands it when she comes here for her rendezvouses with Figwit. It would make more sense for them to go to Lothlórien or some place less… frantic.” She grinned, the corners of her lips turning up in a devilish twist.

She took a step back from him as he drew something out of his jacket pocket: a ruby, a massive one. She licked her lips, impressed. Then he cut himself on his dagger and began chanting and her mood shifted from impressed to, well something a little more appreciative. Zôr often kept the magic he learned close to his chest, Frost knew he had a variety of spells and focuses but it was very good to see him expanding his knowledge. The words he spoke caused the very air itself to change. The night had been cool with a light airy breeze, but as soon as he spoke the words, the temperature around them changed to reflect the blistering heat of the Black Lands, the wind died and for a long moment the entire place sweltered like the inside of a volcano. There was a peel of lightning somewhere overhead that lit the whole scene is a horridly beauteous ambience. A flair for the dramatic, she liked it. She wasn’t sure what the spell had conjured or enchanted, the spell being unknown to her, but her attention was focused utterly on Zôr and his gorgeous face.

Then there was a silence, yet she dared not break that silence. Whatever spell he’d cast required her patience as well as his, and she was not about to ruin his moment. She thought she heard the beating of wings, but assumed it was just some bird fluttering about. But they continued. That was no bird. The sound was too vast, too powerful. The whoosh was not made by something with feathers. Had her lover summoned a dragon? Excitement rose, coloring Frost’s cheeks a vibrant crimson. Then it appeared, crashed through a guesthouse and emerged through the rubble. Not a dragon. Something better! Her deep ocean blue eyes widened with surprise. “For me? Darling, I am… honored.” Words failed her for a moment, something rare indeed. Honored was not the precise word she had been looking for but there would be time enough for he to show Zôrzagar exactly what she meant. She climbed atop the great winged monstrosity, running her fingers along the serpentine skin. She’d never ridden a fell beast before. It had been one of her many goals, but she had been at a loss as to how to achieve it. She looked back at her Númenórean companion, a new level of appreciation and admiration in her dark eyes. “Ni-yôzi zîr ki-yad,” she said with a thick, Umbarian accent. She sat behind him and wrapped her arms around his waist, holding onto him as tightly as she could. “We’re going to be the kings of the world!” she whispered in his ear.

The fell beast jolted into motion, slow and ponderous but direct. They surged into the great skiey vastness ahead of them. The wind rushed passed their ears like a tempest. Frost’s eyes were wide with excitement. She looked back and snorted a laugh as she watched the fell beast relieve itself of a troublesome, odorous burden. The greyish brown material fairly well blasted out of the back end of the fell beast and crashed through a stained-glass window. She had seen that very window early that evening. Lord Elrond was going to have another mess to clean up in his foyer. Good.

Soon though, the trio disappeared into the night, making for home.

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GM Announcement

Dear all

The ARPY Ceremony and Party thread will close on July 15th 2021 (15.07.2021.) You have a week to pick up your awards IC, mingle, have fun or raid the canapes :lol:

A day (or so) before we lock the thread and throw away the key @Fuin Elda will do her magic and make an awesome banner and announce which Kingdom will host the ARPYs next year :grin:

Once again, thank you everyone for everything you did to make this award spectacular. Love you to the Moon and back :heartrainbow:

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List of the 1st NuPlaza ARPY winners

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@Eldy Dunami with the response to "A question of canonicity"

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@Narv for Winddancer
Runner up: @Fuin Elda for Melviriel Raveara aka Fuin

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@Androthelm with his poem In Darkling Winter .

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@Oro for The Clans of Khazad-Dum
Runner up: @Lailyn for Misty Mountains Free RP

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@Aduchil as the White Flame in the Spring Ball
Runner up: Chef @Aduchil

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@Giliathriel as Silvien

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@Ercassie as Thingol

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@cHa0s BrO {Frost} as Frost
Runner up: @Dimcairien Luiniel as Éomund

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@Tharmáras for Ages of Arda IV: Mantle of Darkness

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@cHa0s BrO {Frost}
Runner up: @Silthy Bagginses {Sil}

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@Dimcairien Luiniel and @Allacan ob Burzum for the story they crafted from the question What is the most stupid or foolish thing your character has ever done? What were the repercussions? from the Roleplay Practice Prompts: Character Development thread.

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The Great Elvish Culinary Contest: Ån RP Game run by @Silthy Bagginses , @Almarëa Mordollwen & @Dimcairien Luiniel
Runner up: DIE: Orodruin Obfuscation run by @Moriel

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@Allacan ob Burzum for Edoras Burnt - Firefighting RPG
Runner up: The Great Elvish Culinary Contest: Ån RP Game run by @Silthy Bagginses , @Almarëa Mordollwen & @Dimcairien Luiniel

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The event was coming to a close and everyone including her family had come out into the Hall of Fire to mingle and eat the last of the food and drink the last of the drinks. Fuin leaned back against a wall pulling her fingers through the long red beard of Ruindil who had an arm draped around Afarfins neck and was occasionally pressing the slightly taller mans face against his own by taking a drink from a wine glass held in that same hand. Mylien for her part was on the other side of Fuin snuggled under her arm with her own arm squeezed tightly about Fuins waist.

Fuin gave the top of Myliens head a kiss and extracted herself from the grip of her two mortal lovers slipping Mylien under Ruindils arm and gave them a smile and headed off to the head of the Hall of Fire where high up in the rafters a rolled cloth hung hidden by the shadows cast by the licking flames of the fires that filled the hall with it's light and gave it its name.

"It is my honor and privilege to announce the location of next years ARPYs." She waited until she had the attention of the room, where she stood allowed thanks to the acoustics of the room to be heard easily above the din of noise of party goers. "For the first time, the current host was once again the top winner in terms of bringing home awards, so it was decided that for the sake of fun and giving other kingdoms a chance at hosting such an event that the runner up would be given the honour this time of hosting the 2022 ARPYS."

She pulled one of the pins from her hair and hit a thin string snapping it and unveiling the location of the Host kingdom.
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Fuin looked at the unrolling banner with mirth and horror equal parts, indeed this was something that her compatriots had pushed for that this be the official banner of the 2022 ARPYS. Something about it being a suitable style for the host kingdom and it's unique culture.

She looked to find Sil and Nessa for a moment when she caught sight of a tiny tag stitched onto the side of the banner near where she was standing that said pull. They knew here well, if she had to leave that banner up there would in fact be a murder...or two. She took the banner sewn on the black coarse fabric and pulled down hard tearing it from where it was and unfurling the proper banner that had taken some time to properly create.
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"We travel to Mordor." She said calmly a smile playing on her ruby lips before she lifted a glass in a toast to the winners of this year and to the prospect of those that may win the next before taking a drink.

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