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A Caption Contest

Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 12:08 pm
by Silky Gooseness
Caption this picture and make me laugh hard enough to snort beer out of my nose. Or mead. Or whatever. Rohirrim drink whatever, correct?
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Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 1:08 pm
by Dwim
"Look at these wannabe's. Game of Thrones? Hah! As if that'll be popular!"

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 2:40 pm
by Reikon Suchi-ru
"You see that guy over there? He's gonna break your legs if you so much as THINK about making any Magneto jokes."

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 9:33 pm
by Oak
Hey Gandalf, where did you find that hat?

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 10:16 pm
by Finduilas Faelivrin
"Returning to the Fanatics Plaza should be a breeze. It's been a long while, though. Do you think these costumes for our characters will be plausible?"

"Sure. We'll all just jump in like we used to back in the early 2000's. Back then, nobody minded if we ordered a hamburger in the pub or had a jacuzzi in Khazad Dum or if we God-moded the GM's storyline. We figured it out then and we'll figure it out now."

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 12:13 am
by Merewyn
"Guys look, Viggo's being arrested for swinging his sword in public!"

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 3:31 am
by Oro
“That was his tooth! Did anyone else see that? His tooth went flying when he jumped down.”

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 3:41 am
by Eldrith
"Second star to the right, and straight on till morning."

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 4:01 am
by Baingíl Randír
"Look, they're taking the hobbits to Isengard."

"Think we should do something about that?"

"Nah."

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 10:14 am
by Nerwen Nuke-queen
"So I'm gonna tap that guy's shoulder, then you guys steal his doughnuts!"

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 4:03 pm
by Gwai
Sir Ian: "So help me, PJ, Orlando, if those other guys beat us in the dance off because you guys are busy goofing off, I'm gonna go full Magneto on this place".

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 4:10 pm
by Rivvy Elf
"You can pass, you know?"

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 8:26 pm
by Silky Gooseness
Baingíl Randír wrote: Fri May 15, 2020 4:01 am "Look, they're taking the hobbits to Isengard."

"Think we should do something about that?"

"Nah."
hahaha Bain yours was my favourite

Do you/anyone else want to post the next pic?!

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 9:39 pm
by FireroseArien
"Is that the 90s? Can we please go back to the 90s I've got a baseball cap and everything?"

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 10:02 pm
by Baingíl Randír
Thanks, Sil!

Let's see, how about some captions for this.

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Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 10:24 pm
by Fairy Nuff
"It comes in pints?!"

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sat May 16, 2020 2:24 am
by Dwim
"Narv's in control of everything!?"

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sat May 16, 2020 2:46 am
by SidraLockel Eltoran
“The Plaza is back?!? I can’t believe it!”

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sat May 16, 2020 2:52 am
by Dimcairien Luiniel
Wait, something fun can actually happen in quarantine?

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sat May 16, 2020 5:35 am
by Oro
Look at all the spamming and glomping!

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sat May 16, 2020 5:58 am
by Lita.
The gang was surprised to learn that they did, in fact, leave with the oven on.

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sat May 16, 2020 8:36 am
by Nessila
The look that occurs when you're told you cannot destroy the ring as travel restrictions have been implemented across Middle Earth

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sat May 16, 2020 5:29 pm
by Aodh Hammerhelm
You mean all we had to do was go down the market, buy a bottle of bleach and inject him with it?

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sat May 16, 2020 6:25 pm
by FireroseArien
Is....is that freely available yeast?]

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sat May 16, 2020 7:02 pm
by Eldrith
"Toilet Paper"

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sat May 16, 2020 7:40 pm
by Hasufel
"What do you mean, I can't see my hair stylist?!"

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sat May 16, 2020 8:28 pm
by Nerwen Nuke-queen
Garlic!! On Bread!?!

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sun May 17, 2020 2:54 am
by Baingíl Randír
Aelita Sedryn wrote: Sat May 16, 2020 5:58 am The gang was surprised to learn that they did, in fact, leave with the oven on.
'Twas a difficult decision, but I choose this caption as the one that made me chuckle the most.

Next pic is up to you! Or someone else if you'd rather not, I suppose.

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sun May 17, 2020 4:15 am
by Lita.
Thank you! ☺

New picture:

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Caption away!

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sun May 17, 2020 6:49 am
by Ult
"After the 10th mug of ale my arm remained like this"

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sun May 17, 2020 11:24 am
by Eurie
When your arm is in cramp but people think you are cheering so you just keep smiling in agony to not dissapoint

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sun May 17, 2020 1:59 pm
by Reikon Suchi-ru
"See this bicep? This is what happens after you CARRY the entire Fellowship during this entire Quest!"

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sun May 17, 2020 2:08 pm
by Gwai
Sam felt awkward. "Um, yes, Mister Frodo, I can definitely tell you've been working out".

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sun May 17, 2020 2:38 pm
by Oro
No no no, we agreed to go on shoot. Rock Paper Scissors shoot!

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sun May 17, 2020 5:12 pm
by Nia
Sam: "Look, Mr. Frodo, my hands are so big I can touch my finger and thumb around my wrist."
Frodo: "Well MY hands are so big I can touch my finger and thumb around my bicep."
Sam: "No, I'm afraid you just have small arms".

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Mon May 18, 2020 1:35 am
by Oak
"114 rolls of toilet paper, Sam? Bill is not going to be able the carry that. Sam you need to see the apothecary of you need that much toilet paper".

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Tue May 19, 2020 5:54 am
by Lita.
Reikon Suchi-ru wrote: Sun May 17, 2020 1:59 pm "See this bicep? This is what happens after you CARRY the entire Fellowship during this entire Quest!"
All of the entries were great, but I must declare @Reikon Suchi-ru as the winner! You can share the next picture :smiley24:

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Tue May 19, 2020 6:33 pm
by Reikon Suchi-ru
Ooh fancy! Well here goes:

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Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Tue May 19, 2020 7:16 pm
by Eldrith
How do you like your Hobbit?
Raw, rare, medium rare, toasted?

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Tue May 19, 2020 8:21 pm
by Pallador
(Speaking with voice of the ring) You are getting very, very sleepy. When I say Baggins you will wake up but will remember nothing of this tossing the ring into Mt. Doom nonsense!

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Tue May 19, 2020 9:10 pm
by Thalionwen Hunigfolm
"Should've pawned it when I had the chance"

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Tue May 19, 2020 11:13 pm
by Rochindil Eltoran
I would not destroy the one ring, but elijah wood :smiley8:

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Wed May 20, 2020 1:13 am
by Gwai
It had been a bad divorce, but Frodo felt the long journey to Mt Doom was worth it to finally get rid of that wedding ring. Just needed Sam to take the pic to post on on Insta, and they could come up with a clever hashtag over Second Breakfast

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Thu May 21, 2020 4:52 pm
by Nerwen Nuke-queen
If it swings anticlockwise, its a baby girl, and clockwise a boy!!

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Thu May 21, 2020 7:29 pm
by KingODuckingham
It was a dirty job, but Frodo knew that recovering the ring from the toilet was preferable to telling his wife he'd lost it.

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Thu May 21, 2020 7:40 pm
by Reikon Suchi-ru
@Thalionwen with the win! :smiley9: Next picture is yours!

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Fri May 22, 2020 1:36 am
by Thalionwen Hunigfolm
Fantastic, thank you!!! :smiley8:

Have at it, one and all!

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Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Fri May 22, 2020 1:55 am
by Dimcairien Luiniel
Gondorian soldier in the background - "Excuse me, gotta go."

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Fri May 22, 2020 4:08 am
by KingODuckingham
"Ugh, I knew I should have asked Mom for a goldfish instead."

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Fri May 22, 2020 8:28 am
by Gwai
Gondorian guy: "Bro, whatever they're paying you for this, isn't enough"