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Posted: **Sun May 17, 2020 5:56 pm**

The Captions have to be funny, don’t quote from the movie without any adaptation. Or you will burn.

No more than two entries per person! Or you will be tortured.

No spamming, chatting or any other form of annoying posts, this is not for fun. It's for Mordor.

Posted: **Sun May 17, 2020 6:00 pm**

Children, It’s what’s for dinner!

Posted: **Sun May 17, 2020 6:02 pm**

"Why is this tiny orc so pale and WHY IS IT SCREAMING?!"

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2020 2:17 am**

Father of the Year. Hands Down.

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2020 2:19 am**

"Yeah, that's it! Nice big roar and... SHOW EM YOUR WAR FACE!!"

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2020 3:34 am**

Timmy didn’t understand. He had done everything right, how did the part still go this other guy?

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2020 7:58 am**

"Hey Uruk, put him down! That's not one of the halflings!"

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2020 1:54 pm**

I'm gonna say @Gwai won it. Your turn to post a picture!

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2020 4:13 pm**

Caption away!

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2020 5:04 pm**

Look at my new nail file! It makes them extra pointy.

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2020 5:23 pm**

Despite assurances from Sauron that it was perfectly safe and easy to use, Saruman was not quite ready to embrace the new fingerprint scanning Palantir.

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2020 5:29 pm**

"This new filing system feels weird ..."

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2020 12:34 am**

Levitating a bowling ball takes concentration of the mind and strength of will.

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2020 5:56 am**

"Hey Siri, call Sauron."
"Sure. Calling Sam."

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2020 6:37 am**

Saruman the psychic to Sauron. "I Sense you have a troubling past. Bit of death...ego issues and possible compensation regarding a large tower you are using?"

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2020 3:52 pm**

Sam really wasn't too sure about Rosie's choice of housekeeper. Yet several years of marriage and taught it was probably better to keep quiet.

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2020 6:07 pm**

When you reach for your bath bomb but it starts glowing and speaking to you.

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2020 10:07 pm**

Aelita Sedryn wrote: ↑Tue May 19, 2020 5:56 am "Hey Siri, call Sauron."
"Sure. Calling Sam."

These are all hilarious! I think it goes to @Aelita Sedryn! Your turn!

Posted: **Fri May 22, 2020 9:34 am**

Hey Siri, call @Aelita Sedryn.

Posted: **Sun May 24, 2020 2:50 pm**

Thorin Firehelm wrote: ↑Tue May 19, 2020 3:52 pm Sam really wasn't too sure about Rosie's choice of housekeeper. Yet several years of marriage and taught it was probably better to keep quiet.

Runner up, you’re up! @Thorin Firehelm

Posted: **Tue May 26, 2020 10:23 am**

@Gwai sorry I didn't see this! Here's my picture. Not the most exciting of pictures but my experience is that the simplest photos get the funniest answers:

Posted: **Tue May 26, 2020 5:10 pm**

Am I the only one who doesn't see the image, just a little paper with the word image next to it? @Thorin Firehelm might be a hosting site issue I have no idea?

Posted: **Tue May 26, 2020 7:37 pm**

Blarg, I'm getting the same thing from my computer.

Posted: **Tue May 26, 2020 11:46 pm**

That's definitely a simple picture @Thorin Firehelm

(same issue on my computer)

Posted: **Wed May 27, 2020 6:57 am**

Entry #1: IMAGE

Posted: **Wed May 27, 2020 9:03 am**

I had that on my PC with the first image, I had to run the dreaded IE to get it to work. Can you upload images yourself rather than putting a link in?

Posted: **Fri May 29, 2020 5:43 am**

You can, I think. There's a thread in Administrator Messages with step by step instructions. I'm not sure how to link the thread on mobile, I've never plaza'd on mobile before.

Posted: **Sun May 31, 2020 6:33 am**

Entry #2: "They said hobbits were small but that's just TOO MUCH, man!"

Posted: **Sun May 31, 2020 1:34 pm**

"And then I said, that's not an Ent, that's my wife!"

Posted: **Sun Jun 07, 2020 4:14 am**

Bit weird for this thread just to die, yeah? Have another image:

Posted: **Sun Jun 07, 2020 4:23 am**

"What? Tolkien killed me off before The Hobbit even started? What am I doing here then?"

Posted: **Sun Jun 07, 2020 3:41 pm**

After miraculously surviving the first ten facial scars, Azog decided to take a local community college class in "How to duck effectively".

Posted: **Sun Jun 07, 2020 4:19 pm**

Likes: Pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, ruling Moria, extreme violence
Dislikes: Health food, yoga, Dwarves, cats

Posted: **Sun Jun 07, 2020 4:29 pm**

As it turns out, it's important to make sure when you shave, you use a razor with a sharp blade

Posted: **Sun Jun 07, 2020 6:45 pm**

It had been many years since he had looked across his kingdom-- everything that the light touches, his father had said.
It'll be great, he said.

The years had not been kind to Simba.

Posted: **Mon Jun 08, 2020 2:19 am**

And that is why you do not get plastic surgery.

Posted: **Wed Jun 10, 2020 8:05 pm**

I should give it to Gwai for sneaking the word duck into the caption, but I think my favorite was @Lucifer , I snorted out loud. You are up!

Posted: **Wed Jun 10, 2020 8:23 pm**

Thanks, @KingODuckingham! I think this is the first caption context I've ever 'won'. Let us mark this momentous occasion with...another photo to caption!

Posted: **Wed Jun 10, 2020 8:44 pm**

Where will you be when the prune juice starts to work?

Posted: **Wed Jun 10, 2020 8:46 pm**

The shocked faces of the four non-decapitated actors when they finally realise that Hobbit Insanity is over.

Posted: **Wed Jun 10, 2020 10:48 pm**

When Marshall Mathers asked "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?", he wasn't expecting these four.

Posted: **Wed Jun 10, 2020 11:07 pm**

The hobbits did not expect so many tailors to be involved in fitting their new garments.

Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2020 3:42 am**

All four of the hobbits were wondering, "My hands! What do I normally do with my hands?!"

Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2020 6:18 am**

When Sean Bean tells you he's just been given the Ned Stark role and you wanna ask if he's read the books but you also don't.

Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2020 6:27 am**

The hobbits were unnerved seeing the tops of so many heads for the first time.

Posted: **Fri Jun 12, 2020 6:38 pm**

This was not how the Hobbits expected a party to go.. Bowing was nice, but where was the music,food,ale and pipe-weed?

Posted: **Fri Jun 12, 2020 8:43 pm**

That feeling when they show you what people are writing about you on FanFiction.net.

Posted: **Sat Jun 13, 2020 5:16 pm**

Hahaha! Excellent, everyone! Dwim made me chuckle, but I think I have to go with @Frosty the Snowman, if mainly for le Peregrin's expression compared to all the others.

Have at it!

Posted: **Sat Jun 13, 2020 6:03 pm**

Excellent entries all! And thank you @Lucifer!

Let's move away from the PJ versions for something a little older and a whole hell of a lot weirder.

Posted: **Sat Jun 13, 2020 8:36 pm**

OOC: Oh, good choice! I love this idea.

Caption: You can see why Bugs Bunny never enjoyed visiting his mother-in-law.

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