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Posted: **Sun Jun 14, 2020 2:27 am**

This is a great choice.

My entry:

When he told the Maiar they could choose their own physical forms, Eru was not expecting this.

Posted: **Sun Jun 14, 2020 3:44 am**

All righty- I love the twist into the weird cartoon world. XD Here's mine:

"WEERAGHHHHAALLL JHAAAGOOOBAA GOOBAA GOOOLLLLLUNKA DOO GRAAAAAAKK GOOBAA GOOBAA GOOOO!"

And then everyone collectively pooped their pants.

Posted: **Mon Jun 15, 2020 7:30 am**

Shelob: What do you mean, spiders don’t have bunny ears?

Posted: **Mon Jun 15, 2020 3:13 pm**

I had forgotten how bizarre some of the characters look in the animated ones.

"There is a reason why no one ever invited Shelob to join in the Halloween festivities."

Posted: **Tue Jun 16, 2020 2:34 pm**

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?"

"Not you, you fat ugly spider."

Posted: **Tue Jun 16, 2020 3:34 pm**

In a cross-over series, Gandalf was completely unaware his curse to turn Harry Potter into something unnatural was going to rebound.

Posted: **Tue Jun 16, 2020 9:06 pm**

These were all truly wonderful and weird! Thank you all. However, I think @Dwim had the best one. It's all yours now my friend.

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2020 8:51 am**

Sweet! Thanks Frosty. :smiley8: Here's the new one:

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2020 8:55 am**

Pippen realized that there were going to be serious consequences to shaving Legolas' hair

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2020 11:12 am**

When Pippin was referred to Dr. Hald-Ear for an ear ache, the examination was not what he was expecting.

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2020 5:58 pm**

This was a bad moment for that laxative Pippin took this morning to start working

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2020 10:53 pm**

Pippin didn't want to marry the Moria troll that had chased him down, but it was a shot-bow wedding.

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2020 11:32 pm**

Maybe suggesting that the Horse Lords should wash more had been a mistake...

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2020 11:40 pm**

It was then that Peregrin realized- he had left the stove on back in the Shire.

Posted: **Thu Jun 18, 2020 3:11 am**

Pippin deeply regretted volunteering to participate in a reenactment of William Tell.

Posted: **Thu Jun 18, 2020 10:56 pm**

"Are you sure this is the best way to clean my ears?"

Posted: **Thu Jun 18, 2020 11:01 pm**

A lifetime of foolish mistakes flashed before Pippin's eyes in his final moments.

Posted: **Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:15 pm**

Excellent entries from you all. But I have to give this one to @Boromir88, for making my partner ask what made me laugh out loud. Your turn! :D

Posted: **Fri Jun 19, 2020 2:02 pm**

Thank you @Dwim

In memory of Sir Ian Holm, I think I'll choose one of my favorite scenes from the first movie.

RIP Ian.

Posted: **Fri Jun 19, 2020 2:06 pm**

"And if you're picking mushrooms, make sure they're at least this big."

Posted: **Fri Jun 19, 2020 4:08 pm**

Bilbo tries to explain to the little children the math on liking less than half of them half as well as they deserve.

Posted: **Fri Jun 19, 2020 7:36 pm**

And I had him, I had him by the neck and I almost got him before he slipped away!"

Posted: **Fri Jun 19, 2020 10:07 pm**

Bilbo had been sitting, frozen, for over an hour now, perhaps too committed to his impression of a troll exposed to sunlight.

Posted: **Sat Jun 20, 2020 5:51 am**

The children wondered if they would be Bilbo's age by the time he finished his story

Posted: **Mon Jun 22, 2020 11:42 am**

Bilbo was performing his dramatic re-enactment, for the hobbit children, of who the next caption would go to:

"It's far too short a time to decide among these excellent and amusing submissions, but the next caption goes to... @Sil’s Fool "

:D

Posted: **Mon Jun 22, 2020 9:12 pm**

Thanks! Here's the next one:

Posted: **Mon Jun 22, 2020 10:21 pm**

Legolas quickly realised that learning the sword dance was a lot more complicated than he had originally thought.

Posted: **Mon Jun 22, 2020 10:44 pm**

Legolas was fed up with babysitting Samwise's eleventy-billion children.

Posted: **Mon Jun 22, 2020 10:57 pm**

Legolas thought he looked cool, so he couldn't understand why everyone was booing and telling him "that's not what Elves are like"

Posted: **Mon Jun 22, 2020 11:04 pm**

The hairdresser had taken off a leetle too much at the back.

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2020 12:58 pm**

Legolas to the Rohirrim: "One more joke about my hair, and I'll cut this pole down."

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2020 2:54 pm**

Legolas left the bar a little intoxicated and was immediately stopped by the guards to take a sobriety test.

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2020 10:53 pm**

@Lirimaer, I'm passing it off to you! XD That poor hairdresser...

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2020 11:57 pm**

Merci, M. Toast. Here we go again:

Posted: **Thu Jun 25, 2020 12:23 am**

Frodo found out too late that the Tide Pod Challenge was more immediately lethal than the Carry the One Ring to Mordor Challenge.

Posted: **Thu Jun 25, 2020 12:49 am**

"I'll never use bad words again!" thought Frodo while getting his mouth washed out with soap for using some not-so-nice words in the local hobbit school.

Posted: **Thu Jun 25, 2020 1:14 am**

Frodo was not impressed by Gollum’s entry into the loogie contest and immediately began preparing his own.

Posted: **Thu Jun 25, 2020 4:48 am**

It turned out the rumor about combining pop rocks and soda was true

Posted: **Thu Jun 25, 2020 8:47 am**

Frodo had been the spit bubble champion back in the Shire and he was about to remind Samwise just how disgusting he could be.

Posted: **Thu Jun 25, 2020 7:13 pm**

Before setting off for Mordor, it became clear he forgot to get a rabies shot.

Posted: **Thu Jun 25, 2020 10:56 pm**

Frodo was incredibly underwhelmed by the so called "Delicious and Perfectly Tasty Mint™" flavour of the new toothpaste Sméagol had brought him.

Posted: **Sat Jun 27, 2020 7:03 am**

Frodo resorted to gross tactics in an effort to to beat the Great Eye in their staring contest.

Posted: **Sat Jun 27, 2020 9:58 pm**

Ha. All your captions made me smile. I'm giving it to @Boromir88 for the AU he just sparked in my brain.

Posted: **Sat Jun 27, 2020 10:58 pm**

Heh thanks @Lirimaer . Maybe another image from Bakshi...

Gandalf: I see into the near future more funny captions!

Posted: **Sat Jun 27, 2020 11:17 pm**

Gandalf's stories always got weird after he had a few pipefulls with Bilbo.

Posted: **Sat Jun 27, 2020 11:27 pm**

Things always got very interesting when Gandalf attempted to play charades with the Hobbits

Posted: **Sun Jun 28, 2020 12:15 am**

What do I have up my sleeves, you ask? ~*~MORE SLEEVES~*~

Posted: **Sun Jun 28, 2020 12:37 am**

"Oogity boogity lemon spoogity! Whoopty doopty now your pants are full of soupty!"

No one had the heart to tell Gandalf that his degree from Wizard Super Spells University™ was probably a scam.

Posted: **Sun Jun 28, 2020 3:15 am**

Only now, at the end, do you understand. Now, Young Skywalker, you will die.

Posted: **Sun Jun 28, 2020 3:55 am**

It was a few minutes later that Gandalf realised he had not smoked the regular marijuana.

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