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Posted: **Tue Jul 14, 2020 3:59 am**

Gotta hand it off to @Burnt Toast here, I can't stop picturing Frodo's hair about to turn bright blonde now (with accompanying endless yell of course).

Posted: **Wed Jul 15, 2020 3:54 pm**

Oops! Sorry for the delay. Thanks! Hahaha. It was all I could think looking at it.

All right, an oldie but a goodie. Have at it, all ye captioners!

Posted: **Wed Jul 15, 2020 4:01 pm**

They were in the middle of nowhere, being chased by foul, powerful servants of darkness, they lacked food, had been devoured by insects in the marshes, were lost and following a stranger into who knows where, in an attempt to get rid of a Ring that could literally doom the world.

"This is fine." said Pippin.

Posted: **Wed Jul 15, 2020 5:19 pm**

The photoshoot wasn't going well. "I said look casual, not constipated!" the photographer yelled, frustrated after 6 hours. The scarves definitely were not going to be selling well.

Posted: **Wed Jul 15, 2020 6:20 pm**

His mother was right. One day the wind had changed and he WAS stuck like that.

Posted: **Wed Jul 15, 2020 10:43 pm**

Pippin was not impressed with Aragorn's survival skills.

"Gandalf would have a fire started by now and we would not have missed second breakfast."

Posted: **Thu Jul 16, 2020 12:49 pm**

"Wanna see an impersonation? This is what Frodo looked like when that Ringwraith stabbed him!"

Posted: **Thu Jul 16, 2020 9:06 pm**

"You call THAT a second breakfast?"

Posted: **Fri Jul 17, 2020 10:24 pm**

Pippin missed second breakfast so much that the smell of burning orc flesh was starting to become appetizing.

Posted: **Tue Jul 21, 2020 3:20 am**

Haha these are all excellent, but I have to go with @Lirimaer for the sheer absurdity of the entry! The floor is yours.

Posted: **Tue Jul 21, 2020 11:01 am**

Have you never heard that expression, Toast?

Posted: **Tue Jul 21, 2020 3:43 pm**

Bilbo's students had hoped he did not actually read their theses, and had filled the middle pages with recipes for ice cream and Lorem ipsum copy-paste. But Bilbo DID read them.

Posted: **Tue Jul 21, 2020 5:16 pm**

@Lirimaer - haha! I had heard another version, but never with the reference to the wind changing. I didn't realize that was a thing. I thought you were just adding a weird/random factor to the old saying. #themoreyouknow

Posted: **Wed Jul 22, 2020 1:14 am**

The love letter was confusing. Did she love him, or did she love him not?

Posted: **Wed Jul 22, 2020 1:56 am**

Bilbo was the first person to ever read Amazon's Terms & Conditions, and was alarmed to discover not only did he sell his soul, but would also be on call to provide Jeff Bezos full body massages 2 weekends a month.

Posted: **Wed Jul 22, 2020 5:59 am**

When he received his first order, Bilbo discovered why it was a bad idea to offer Instacart services to his neighbours.

Posted: **Wed Jul 22, 2020 10:15 am**

Bilbo was flummoxed by the dwarves' dinner order.

Posted: **Wed Jul 22, 2020 1:31 pm**

Bilbo wanted to try a different ointment for stiff joints but the list of side effects was quite extensive...

"Incineration?"
Bofur: Aye, it'll burn right through the skin, but then *poof* you won't be worried about your jerky knee anymore

Posted: **Thu Jul 23, 2020 9:36 am**

I hand the baton to thee, @Gwai

Posted: **Thu Jul 23, 2020 8:45 pm**

Thanks, @Lirimaer! Going just slightly off topic for the next one!

Posted: **Fri Jul 24, 2020 3:43 am**

Magneto: "Are you seeing this fabulous, beautiful, powerful, wise, thick-bearded, big-staffed man behind me? I wonder who he could be? I admire him!"

Posted: **Fri Jul 24, 2020 3:59 am**

MySpace, circa 2008, an edgy young boy's header: "i cn b3 ur @ng3l or 1 c@n b3 ur d3v1l, u ch00se"

Posted: **Fri Jul 24, 2020 7:00 am**

The Wizard and the Mutant.
What happens when two identical individuals with so-called "magical abilities" switch places for a day? Tune in tonight to view the adventure!

Posted: **Sat Jul 25, 2020 6:30 am**

Gandalf decided that for this Halloween, he would be a palantír.

Posted: **Sat Jul 25, 2020 9:54 am**

Ian had a decision to make for the upcoming Black and White Ball.

Posted: **Sat Jul 25, 2020 11:48 am**

Totally what Michael Jackson had in mind when he sang "If you're thinking of being my baby, it don't matter if you're black or white."

Posted: **Sun Jul 26, 2020 5:14 am**

Many were his names in many countries, but there was one in particular that Gandalf was not eager for the people of Middle Earth to discover.

Posted: **Sun Jul 26, 2020 2:37 pm**

Gandalf: White shores, and beyond a far green country..
Magneto: Excuse me. Who's this?
Gandalf: *ahem* Sorry, wrong dream.

Posted: **Mon Jul 27, 2020 1:28 pm**

Lirimaer wrote: ↑Sat Jul 25, 2020 9:54 am Ian had a decision to make for the upcoming Black and White Ball.

This was a tough one! But @Lirimaer, you're up!

Posted: **Mon Jul 27, 2020 6:34 pm**

Okay ... amuse me with this rich fodder.

Posted: **Mon Jul 27, 2020 6:49 pm**

When he entered the party with the "angry eyebrows" everyone knew Elrond was serious about winning the Halloween costume pageant this year.

Posted: **Mon Jul 27, 2020 7:21 pm**

Please applaud ladies and gentlemen for the winner of this year's Imladris fashion show LORD ELROND!

Posted: **Mon Jul 27, 2020 8:31 pm**

I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

Posted: **Mon Jul 27, 2020 11:31 pm**

Elrond stalked out of the fashion show. Second place, just because of a little male-pattern baldness? It wasn't like he was 2,000 years old anymore!

Posted: **Thu Jul 30, 2020 12:25 am**

Hmmm, not a lot of love for the hip swaying stylings of the Last Homely House of the Mohicans ... no culture!

@Dimcairien Luiniel - come on down!

Posted: **Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:47 pm**

Thanks Lirimaer: Have fun with this one everybody.

Posted: **Thu Jul 30, 2020 9:02 pm**

Frodo read yet another cheap romance novel in his spare time. "I hope someday someone gives me a ring." he said to himself wistfully.

Posted: **Thu Jul 30, 2020 9:40 pm**

Daddy Twofoot's Guide to Hobbit Foot-Hair Care was proving quite an instructive (and necessary) read for Frodo

Posted: **Thu Jul 30, 2020 9:56 pm**

Foreshortening was a horrifying thing in Shire photography.

Posted: **Fri Jul 31, 2020 9:16 pm**

This was the reason Frodo never married; he needed a pedicure!

Posted: **Sat Aug 01, 2020 2:59 pm**

It had finally happened. Reading in a tree was the only way to escape Bilbo commenting and spoiling the end of the book.

Posted: **Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:16 am**

I'm not saying it takes a long time to read War and Peace, but Frodo was sitting on the ground when he started.

Posted: **Mon Aug 03, 2020 5:33 am**

Ok, I have to give this one to @Laintaen. War and Peace is indeed a long book (and no, I have not read it. Reading the first page was enough).

Posted: **Mon Aug 03, 2020 2:37 pm**

Thanks Dimcarien. Neither have I read War and Peace, nor anything by Tolstoy. Though I did read The Brothers Karamotsov and it was long enough. One sentence went for 13 lines, one paragraph went for 10 pages, and one speech went for 38 pages!

Here's my entry...

Posted: **Mon Aug 03, 2020 3:34 pm**

When you hear someone else breaking copyright laws using your trademarked “they’re taking the hobbits to Isengard”

Posted: **Mon Aug 03, 2020 5:14 pm**

One look at the old Legolas Love Letters forum was enough to send chills down Orlando Bloom's spine...

Posted: **Tue Aug 04, 2020 12:56 am**

When you backflip, then triple salchow into a fight and end up facing the wrong way ...

Posted: **Tue Aug 04, 2020 1:31 am**

That face Legolas made when he realised that elves could indeed produce a scent that resembled body odor.

Posted: **Tue Aug 04, 2020 3:11 am**

Orlando Bloom watching the ten hour version of They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard, realizing that makes him both Narcissus AND Echo.

Posted: **Tue Aug 04, 2020 2:11 pm**

Legolas was horrified. Why hadn't somebody told him his hair was mussed?

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