Lord of the Rings Fanatics Plaza

So.... life took over for a minute and I missed the ending. Apologies on that front.

Looks to have been a suitably tragic end to an entirely unsuitably tragic performance. I added a little postscript just because ... well I felt I needed closure.

Echoes the congrats to everybody. @Dwarrow Elf outstanding work running this clown show and thanks for indulging us all. Director, fellow actors, audience all - I'm not sure I've ever felt quite as ... at home in an role playing exercise as I have in this one. You all were astonishingly reckless in your own ways and this will go down in the books as ... Hey @Narv! Are we backing up all this crap somewhere??? You know, after last time...

This was THE MOST FUN @Dwarrow Elf, thank you for putting in a ton of work to run it. And well done, fellow thespians, we truly broke some legs

@Lirimaer: Thank you for playing! I'll see you in Fangorn. Yes, the plaza's literary sense of humour was something that a lot of us missed. Glad to have it back though!

@KingODuckingham: thank you, Ducky! Hopefully your luck pursues you in your future endeavors, wherever they may be.

@Dimcairien Luiniel: Thank you Dimcairien! I'll see you in Fangorn, thanks for seemlessly including the actual lines from the script into your RPing.

@DEATH: Thank you DEATH! You certainly made up from it, I'm still laughing at your rendition of "Home Prove" even after a week or so. I'm so happy that you made "Is Cardboard" into a legendary statement. I'm glad you were at home in this RPG, and hopefully this is all backed up somewhere.

@Thalionwen: Thank you Thalionwen! I am glad you had fun, especially when you barrelled in mid-way through the RPG. Many legs were broken this day.


ROTTEN TOMATOES SHOP-MART: Spend your points here! At the Rotten Tomatoes Shop-Mart where we sell only locally based products to boost our local businesses in Mordor (disclaimer: the definition of local extends quite a distance)!


Force a coup d'etat and become GM of the Insanity RPG (Or you can just... you know, ask and state your case like a normal person): cost- 10000000000000000 points
A counterfeit replica Tony Award: cost- 100 points
A lifetime supply of Nurnen Natural Water: cost- 100 points
A Mordorian Frying Pan which is better at harming people than cooking things!: cost- 50 points
A De Grogs Diamond: cost- 50 points
A Harad Cactus: cost- 50 points
All expenses paid vacation to Mt. Doom Resort and Spa: cost- 20 points
A pair of socks: cost- 20 points

The rest of your unspent points will be donated to the Troll Preservation Society. It's tax deductible!

Hello yes, I would like to purchase a lifetime supply of Nurnen Natural Water, two all expenses paid vacations to Mt. Doom Resort and Spa, and slightly less than one sock, in order to ensure that all my points are spent and NONE go to the Troll Preservation Society, which is a FRAUD

@Thalionwen 100 (Lifetime Nurnen Water)+40 (2 vacations)+9 (9/10 of one sock, the shopkeeper gives you a weird look but assents)= 149. You have 0 points remaining, meaning you are unable to make a tax-deductible contribution to the Troll Preservation Society. They won't forget your contribution.

I'd like to take 3 diamonds and a cactus. I can see them being very useful. The leftovers can preserve a troll.

Hi yes I would like to purchase as many pairs of socks as I possibly can. I realize I am one point short but perhaps we can round up so I can get one "extra" pair. I have a feeling the admins will try to take my socks away once they realize I have them so I'm trying to accumulate a hoard of them as insurance.

hi I’d like to put in an order for

one lifetime supply of Nurnen Natural water and can I also specify that I am immortal so I expect this to be a monopoly on nurnen natural water as I like to wash my hair A LOT to get that stereotypical perfect elf hair flick

also a frying pan and I’ll take the rest in socks

I presume these are all props we will flourish in the Next Act

@Lirimaer 150 (3 diamonds) + 50 (1 cactus)= 200. You have donated 7 of your points to the Troll Preservation Society, making a tax-deductible contribution. They won't forget your donation.

@KingODuckingham: You attempted [persuasion] and unfortunately rolled a 1 when you needed a 3 (out of 6). Persuasion failed, you will get 19/20th of a pair of socks. 299 (14 pairs of socks and 19/20th of a pair of socks). You have 0 points remaining, meaning you are unable to make a tax-deductible contribution to the Troll Preservation Society. They won't forget your contribution.

@Sil: You are correct in your presumption. Though how exactly it flourishes will be depending on you of course. 100 (unofficial monopoly on Nurnen Natural Water)+ 50 (frying pan) + 75 (3 pairs of socks and 3/4th of a pair of socks). You have 0 points remaining, meaning you are unable to make a tax-deductible contribution to the Troll Preservation Society. They won't forget your contribution.

*Takes a bow and steps up to receive his counterfeit replica Tony Award*

I came here to win and I think I showed on that stage that nothing could stand in my way, not even the rules. *Glances down at the shiny prize in his hand.* Say, a counterfeit replica, huh? So does that mean it's actually the real deal or is someone out there just dumb enough to be using Monopoly money as the template for their burgeoning forgery business?

Regardless, I'd like to purchase another three of these counterfeit replicas, please. One doesn't seem like enough. Also a frying pan because if @Sil has one, I think I'm going to need one too. And socks.

See you all in Fangorn! Definitely!

Probably.

Maybe...

This was so much fun, thank you @Dwarrow Elf for all the hard work you put into running it, and thank you my fellow actors for a most ridiculously fun time. I'm definitely following this tour to Fangorn!

With my points I'd like:

Replica Tony award - 100 (I feel that Peachleaf would be expecting this)
Frying pan - 50
Diamond - 50
Socks - 20
Donation to Troll Preservation Society - 17

@DEATH: 300 (3 counterfeit replica Tony Awards: one for "Best Art Design," one for "Best Extra," and one for "Best Special Effects") + 50 (frying pan) + 1 pair of socks (20) + 2/5 of a pair of socks (8)= 378. You have 0 points remaining, meaning you are unable to make a tax-deductible contribution to the Troll Preservation Society. They won't forget your contribution.

@Fairy Nuff: No problemo. Thank you for playing! I'll see you in Fangorn!

100 (counterfeit replica Tony Award for "Best Plant") + 50 (frying pan) + 50 (diamond) + 20 (socks). You have donated 17 of your points to the Troll Preservation Society, making a tax-deductible contribution. They won't forget your donation.

Dwarrow Elf wrote: ↑Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:20 pm @DEATH: 300 (3 counterfeit replica Tony Awards: one for "Best Art Design," one for "Best Extra," and one for "Best Special Effects") + 50 (frying pan) + 1 pair of socks (20) + 2/5 of a pair of socks (8)= 378. You have 0 points remaining, meaning you are unable to make a tax-deductible contribution to the Troll Preservation Society. They won't forget your contribution.

Having just *twitch* sat through 5000 *twitch* hours of HOME *twitch* PROVE (also referred to as "Season 1") I won't *twitch* forget their *twitch* contribution either. Troll Preservation *twitch* Society my donkey. STAND OUT IN THE SUN FOR A MINUTE AND SEE HOW THAT PRESERVATION TECHNIQUE FITS, YOU DUMB PIT TRAP FOR AN ASS.