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Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2020 1:00 am
by Boromir88
When you see your older brother finally getting blamed by your father for something you did.

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2020 2:41 am
by Gwai
When your boss tells you to “wear a smile” at work

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2020 3:09 pm
by Eldrith
"You'd look so much prettier if you smiled more"

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2020 5:19 pm
by Arnyn
When you don't want to disrespect dad's table manners.

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2020 12:59 am
by KingODuckingham
Every time I checked back on this thread I cracked up again, amazing. I think @Boromir88 needs to do the next one though!

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2020 11:14 am
by Aodh Hammerhelm
"Dead you say? And now you bring The Ring of Power within my grasp too..." #whoisdaddysboynow

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2020 11:23 am
by Boromir88
Thanks KingODuckingham!

I think it's time for Galadriel and Celeborn. Captions go!

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Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2020 2:36 pm
by Dwim
After seven thousand years of marriage, Celeborn suggested an open relationship.

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2020 3:26 pm
by Arnyn
*Galadriel farts*

Galadriel thinks: "I can't believe I messed up for the first time in this many years."

Celebron: "Wow."

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2020 4:13 pm
by Zôrzimril
While Galadriel telepathically interrogated the members of the Fellowship, Celeborn wondered jealously how she got her hair to grow so long and lustrous.

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2020 4:43 pm
by Gwai
That moment when Galadriel remembered she has a husband, old WhatHisFace

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2020 4:13 am
by KingODuckingham
Celeborn looks awkward, not knowing what to say after Galadriel let slip out loud that Boromir would betray the Fellowship.

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:32 pm
by Burnt Toast
Celeborn was certain she had taken his chapstick again- nothing left a shine quite like Elven Ice(TM), and this time he wasn't going to let her get away with it.

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2020 4:32 am
by SidraLockel Eltoran
Celeborn began to wonder why his wife was so worried about where Gandalf was.

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2020 4:35 am
by Karis Ziranphel
"Don't move." *They both freeze*
"What?" "Don't you see the glow? It means the Angels are here. Don't....blink!"

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2020 5:28 am
by Isolde Alarion
Galadriel in the middle of her big scene...
Celeborn wonders if he should interrupt to let her know she has a booger...

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2020 2:17 pm
by Boromir88
All of these made me laugh a lot. Dwim set a really high bar with Celeborn suggesting an open relationship :smiley9:

It’s yours @Dwim

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2020 11:42 am
by Dwim
Thanks Boromir! :smiley8:

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Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2020 3:57 pm
by Burnt Toast
Well, if Thorin could ignore the majestic fart he had just ripped, then Bilbo could do so, too.

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2020 4:54 pm
by Idesinholde
OHH I love these even though I'm terrible at them :smiley9:

Bilbo is horrified as Thorin suggest there is no need for second breakfast on the road; that way they can make the supplies last longer.

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2020 11:52 am
by Boromir88
Thorin seems completely oblivious to the fact Bilbo is plotting to strangle him.

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2020 1:38 pm
by Wamba_the_Fool
Thorin: "And that, my friends, is why Dwarven leaf is so much better than this Hornblower, or Old Toby, or whatever this crap is."

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2020 3:30 pm
by Isolde Alarion
Bilbo ponders the idea of growing a beard and long hair...hey, it works for Thorin..the elven chicks dig it.

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2020 7:10 pm
by Pallador
Thorin sat in stunned silence, wondering how he ever let that Wizard talk him into bringing this fool of a Hobbit.

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2020 7:23 pm
by KingODuckingham
Bilbo presents Thorin to his arranged spouse, who happens to be a pale orc.

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2020 4:26 am
by Gwai
That awkward moment when Thorin realized the person he was currently badmouthing was right behind him

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2020 1:57 pm
by Dwim
That was really tough to choose from because there were some great entries!

But one was slightly more ridiculous than the rest, so @Lucifer, you win.

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2020 3:50 pm
by Burnt Toast
@Dwim Le thanks. Slightly more ridiculous than the rest is my motto.

All right, have at it!

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Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2020 4:31 pm
by Wamba_the_Fool
Young Frodo Baggins's first experience with the "Free and Easy" brand of under-breeches (Order now from Gaffer Halfast, Waymeet, the smallish hole off the main road what's got the funny-looking shrub onna top. You know the one.)

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2020 4:32 pm
by Gwai
Frodo began to realize that those were not, in fact, normal mushrooms

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2020 8:28 pm
by KingODuckingham
When your stomach is empty and you see them fishies raw and wriggling!

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2020 8:32 pm
by Dimcairien Luiniel
Frodo's face when he discovers OnlyFans.

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2020 8:48 am
by Aodh Hammerhelm
That face cream Gandalf left me works wonders; you'd never guess I was thirty-three!

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2020 12:43 pm
by Boromir88
Frodo was intent on winning this staring contest with the Eye of Sauron.

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2020 6:21 pm
by Idesinholde
Frodo just realized he had eaten the 'wrong' mushrooms!

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2020 2:27 am
by Mojo
The last moment Frodo is happy until he takes the ship to the Undying Lands

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2020 8:27 am
by Lirimaer
Frodo was far too eager and curious; the neighbours were glad when he left.

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2020 12:33 pm
by Dwim
"Do you like my new contact lenses? The colour is called "Eye sees you blue".

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2020 3:23 am
by Burnt Toast
HAHA-- thanks all for some good chuckles. I've got to go with @Wamba_the_Fool for underbreeches! Have at it!

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2020 3:40 am
by Wamba_the_Fool
Huzzah! Alright cool cats and kittens, what about this one?
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Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2020 3:53 am
by KingODuckingham
Orc on the right is not sure that this "brilliant plan" to try and fool the Helm's Deep security cameras into believing "the Elves are here" is going to work out.

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2020 3:58 am
by Dwim
Smirking orc: "Got him with the old thumb tacks in his boots trick again, he keeps falling for it!"

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2020 10:41 am
by Aodh Hammerhelm
"Whaddaya mean George A Romero double-booked us‽"

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2020 5:19 pm
by Boromir88
Orcs are having a little trouble adapting to the guidelines after months in quarantine.

"What about your masks? You don't need those!"

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2020 9:50 pm
by Amhran
The Isengarder Christmas Carolling party was off to a rocky start.

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2020 4:29 pm
by Gwai
Even at their advanced ages and high ranks, wedgies were still, indeed, a thing.

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2020 4:47 pm
by Nerwen Nuke-queen
The faculty had just heard from the Bursar. The budget cuts to paperclips, biscuits and hobbit flesh were not well received.

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2020 2:57 am
by Lúthien Tinúviel
"Quit pushing your multi-level marketing scheme's skin cream, Kayleigh!"

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2020 3:03 pm
by Wamba_the_Fool
Gotta give it to @Gwai this time, folks; thanks for all the laughs! :smiley9: Gwai, over to you!

Re: A Caption Contest

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2020 4:25 pm
by Gwai
Thanks @Wamba_the_Fool! Can't go wrong with the old wedgie haha

Here we go!

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