PAM Reborn
Is an ancient ent wandering the forest, so may or may not be grim and cheerless depending on whether or not their trees that they shepherd are in good condition and their general outlook on life. 
is a scholar, a profession known for their grim and cheerless outlook.
Is of the opinion that all scholars are grim and serious with a cheerless outlook on life. 
Clearly has issues with that contention, leading me to believe they may perchance be a scholar who is not grim or serious.
attends to contested contention.
has two of four words begin with 'con'
has conventional conceptions of 'con's position as a contender
confidently confirms the concise connection of 'con' words, confusingly but conveniently conjoined in constant contact without conflict, conquering, or consuming of their 'con' word consorts that conjoin without context, conveying or rather conjuring inconsistently convoluted concordance.
is better than me at that
Gracefully acknowledges and bows to the superior power of wordsmithing 
kindly acknowledges grace :)
pammed with a smile
Did not PAM with a smile, though that is certainly not a requirement and I myself rarely smile in PAM. 
While doesn't really smile, still can do shrugging in PAM.
did not shrug in PAM, but has an icon with a shruglike expression
Is possibly unable to shrug, as they are a giant tree-like being.
Contemplates reasons why Ancient Ents are unable to shrug.
is briefly a positive partner
Did nothing to either prove or disprove the statement on Ents' lack of ability to shrug.
Continues the raging Ent-shrugging debate by calling out @Androthelm's neutrality on the subject.
comments on the debate which they began
appears to remain neutral on this debate or declines to comment
comments only on appearances, maintaining neutrality and declining to give a new opinion.
Also declined to give a new opinion, such as the idea that quesadillas would be infinitely better if served with a hug.
Expressed the very strong opinion that, and I quote, "quesadillas would be infinitely better if served with a hug"
has not yet expressed an opinion on quesadillas
has not yet expressed an opinion on opinions
Comments on the lack of an opinion on an opinion on opinions
may have initiated an opinionInception. or an opinInception?
has found the conceptual root linking opinions and onions
linguistified!
still seems to enjoy PAMming
Appears to be a futbol-playing Gondorian.
looks quite like a wise old ent
Also looks like an ent, but quite possibly wiser.
Looks like the White Tree of Gondor with a star missing 
Has a name I have always thought to be very beautiful (Winddancer, rather than Ancalagon.)
is a newborn of a very old place.
saw a contrast through the lens of time
has contacts that produce a contrast that can see through time and space
has a big & fiery eye, eliminating the need for contacts
Possesses eyes that probably look like tree sap.
Possesses lotss of S's
alsso hass a surpluss of ss's
is halfway into turning into a ssssssssserpent
knows jussst how far a ssnake must go
Possibly knows far a snake must go, and might even know how far Moana will go.
Could go so far as to go.... INTO THE UNKNOOOOOOOOOWN
Hasss a messsmerising iconzzzzzzzzz
may want to catch some zzzzzs