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Galadriel
Galadriel
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This is all Narv’s fault
I am completely blameless
Uruva isn’t

Wise One of Lothlorien
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Posts: 958
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I am a Candle.
Can we get back Varda Blue?
Foo shenanigans soon...

Snaga
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Does Varda blue have
A CMYK number?
Full editor mode

Loremaster of Gondor
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That is a question,
To which I have no answer,
Tackle glomps are fun.

Elven Enchanter
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All the memories
Are suddenly returning
RPGs galore

Galadriel
Galadriel
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What were the colours
Attached to all the Valar?
I don’t remember

There was Mandos Black
Tulkas Green, Nienna White,
Yavanna... something?

Newborn of Imladris
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Rejoice! A colour
Doth spark in my memory
The song of my home

Storyteller
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Why did my parents
Worry about my web use?
I was only here

Newborn of Lothlorien
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Oh no oh no oh
My work will surely suffer
Now that I am here

Snaga
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Posts: 112
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Sil wrote: Thu May 14, 2020 10:27 am What were the colours
Attached to all the Valar?
I don’t remember

There was Mandos Black
Tulkas Green, Nienna White,
Yavanna... something?
Yavanna purple
I cannot believe you forgot
It's the best color

Healer of Imladris
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Posts: 652
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Dwim wrote: Thu May 14, 2020 12:59 pm Why did my parents
Worry about my web use?
I was only here
"What are you...?" Oh no!
Interrupted RP post--
copy, save! "Nothing, Mom."

Galadhrim Bowmaster
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Posts: 184
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What is this, Precious
Do haikus even make sense?
Refrigerator

Galadriel
Galadriel
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Aduchil wrote: Thu May 14, 2020 4:38 pm What is this, Precious
Do haikus even make sense?
Refrigerator

Did you say that word
Just because you are... CHILLY?
I am onto you

Galadhrim Bowmaster
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Sil wrote: Thu May 14, 2020 5:05 pm
Aduchil wrote: Thu May 14, 2020 4:38 pm What is this, Precious
Do haikus even make sense?
Refrigerator

Did you say that word
Just because you are... CHILLY?
I am onto you
You have guessed my mask
I cannot feel nor sense warmth
But I am 0 K

Scholar of Gondor
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I have laughed and cried.
It has been been far too long, friends.
I can't wait for more!

Chef
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Syllables are hard
In the refrigerator
Cucumber salad

Loremaster of Gondor
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That sounds disgusting,
I prefer gross pizza rolls,
Because I am fat.

Esquire of The Mark
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I like haiku form.
I feel compelled to reply.
This post means - nothing.

New Soul
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Here is a poem
an ode to brand new mischief
All is yet to come

Khazad Elder
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Posts: 226
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Bilbo rode away
Pipe and handkerchief behind
Off to Erebor

I suck at Haiku
Haiku are hard to do well
Stop judging me so

Elven Enchanter
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Spam, spam, spamity
Time for foo and glitter too
Spam and spam some more

Easterling
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My poem is gone
Haikus are brought back to life
Sadness reigns supreme

New Soul
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Posts: 1049
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There is so much foo
Foo foo foo foo foo foo-foo
Foo-oo-oo-oo-ooo

Horse Trainer of The Mark
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Posts: 30
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Lovely works by friends
I just want to glomp them all
Poems bring us joy

Wise Ent
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Posts: 150
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 3:54 am
I just saw this thread
I'm not too good at haiku
Um, salmonella

Ilmarë
Ilmarë
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oh hey everyone

Healer of Imladris
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Tarawen! It's you!
Oh, but where is your haiku?
Oops, I made it rhyme.

Ilmarë
Ilmarë
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@Aerlinn! Hiii! It's me! (And that was supposed to be the first line of the next haiku :smiley9:)

Healer of Imladris
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Tarawen wrote: Sat May 16, 2020 9:58 pm oh hey everyone
.......... d'oh. Er, here, a second line.

Weathered Ent
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Here's a Haiku
For an Oak Huorn
huorn chips oops


:smiley12:

Ilmarë
Ilmarë
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Oops, I totally
thought we were all trading lines.
Silly me. Sorry!

Chef
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Do not be sorry
For art is art is art and
Creativity

Storyteller
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Menolly Hobbit
Writing riddles and haikus
It's great to see you

Galadriel
Galadriel
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apologise for
nothing and pretend it was
your plan all along

Galadhrim Bowmaster
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To apologise
Is not even part of my
Vocabulary

Khazad Elder
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Posts: 226
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Apologizing
What a waste of precious time
Dont worry, just live

Storyteller
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Posts: 1301
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I just wanna live
while I'm alive, it's my life
Do you know that song?

Edit: @Oro do you realise you and I both did versions of Bon Jovi songs on two different threads within two minutes of each other?? :shock:

Easterling
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Posts: 76
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Writing a haiku
For the sake of gaining points
Rank envy is real

Orc
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Posts: 174
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:18 pm
Crebain from Dunland!
There's a fell voice in the air.
Goblins! Orcs! A scout!

Esquire of The Mark
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Posts: 264
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 6:10 am
Writing haikus is
Not really my forte
But I still like it

Fea
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I'll give this a go
Though I don't feel all that skilled
In writing poems

Galadriel
Galadriel
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the joy of haiku
is that you only have to
be able to count
:smiley16:

Tilion
Tilion
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Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 3:21 am
Why am I awake?
Too early, yet only nine
In quarantine time

Ilmarë
Ilmarë
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Posts: 3005
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Okay fine, I take
it back. No apologies,
hahahahaha.
:smiley9:

New Soul
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Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:39 am
Tarawen has learned
always pretend it's your plan
no one will suspect

Ilmarë
Ilmarë
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I've learned priceless things
in this brand new haiku thread.
Thanks, all you sillies.

Weathered Ent
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Silly is as silly does
The silly Hiorn
Has learned to Haiku


:)

Esquire of The Mark
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Posts: 264
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foo foo foo foo foo
all day and night before we
spam spam spam spam spam

New Soul
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This haiku is for
The Plaza and friends of yore
All back here once more

Esquire of The Mark
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Posts: 264
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Nightowl I am
Who should really sleep now
Yet I am awake

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