Haikuu

[Yávië]

My cat just bit me
But that's nothing new. He likes
to purr. Snuggle, too!

[Liläth]

A cat have I not
A gecko instead
His name is dave.

[Burnt Toast]

A gecko named Dave
That image makes me chuckle
An excellent name

[Marceline]

Spam haiku to break
one hundred "fanatic points" -
yay! Hooray! Woohoo!

[Burnt Toast]

Congratulations
An important milestone met
Tara's hundred points

[Liläth]

A hundred points
It sounds just grand
I only have fifty, drat!

[Burnt Toast]

Magic new server,
Hold our posts successfully
Pretty pretty please

[Liläth]

Pretty please server,
I add with the rest.
Reading is fun and writing as well.

[Marceline]

Morning haiku for
the cool breeze wafting in and
the blue skies above

[Burnt Toast]

Eleventy-one
Is an excellent number
No more points for you

[Marceline]

Writing this haiku
means no more eleventy-
one. Have screenshots, though!

[Dimcairien Luiniel]

I made a smoothie
Yoghurt, fruit, avocado
Results are yummy

[Menolly]

I made sourdough bread
Less healthy than a smoothie
Results also great

[Liläth]

Productive it seem
Though not for me
lazy instead

[Nia]

Productivity
For me is biscuit dunking
In my second tea

[Marceline]

Watery coffee
is disgusting. So we start
from the beginning!

[Burnt Toast]

My coffee is fine
If not excellent or great
Still, it will suffice

[Marceline]

Dental appointment
complete. I have the day off,
so now time to code.

[Nia]

Just won perudo
It is a fine game of dice
But now time to sleep

[Burnt Toast]

I have fresh bacon
thick cut slices, perfection
NOM CRONCH SLURP GUZZLE

[Dimcairien Luiniel]

That bacon better
Not be of the streaky kind
Back bacon is the best

[Burnt Toast]

Tried to close Plaza
But got drawn back in instead
Ballad of Bilbo

[Marceline]

Plaza addictions
are serious afflictions
for all of us. Yay!

[Lúthien Tinúviel]

It is not just me.
We all've been sucked back in to
Plaza addiction

[Dimcairien Luiniel]

RP posts take up
A lot of my free time now
This is so much fun!

[Burnt Toast]

So many faces
Familiar and posting here
It's just like old times

[Nessila]

I do not know lore
I put the wrong answer in
The Knowledge Hall quiz

[Marceline]

That was a tricksy
question. I’m sure everyone will
miss some questions! *pats*

[Nia]

I just bought a bike
Super psyched to try it out
Lockdown purchases

[Liläth]

A bike would be nice
A Nintendo switch, I bought.
Animal crossing, who knew.

[Burnt Toast]

No bike and no switch
But currently working on
Building a home gym

[Marceline]

Nintendo Switches
are quite hard to find! @Liläth,
you are so lucky!

[Burnt Toast]

I hear people buy
Then mark up the prices, and-
Try to turn profit

[Galadrihell]

That is scandalous
They should pay tax on profits
If that is their aim

[Marceline]

Wish I could afford
To buy one right now and go
Visit friends’ islands.

[Burnt Toast]

Aye, @Sil, I agree
But sometimes people troll them
And that is quite great

[Lúthien Tinúviel]

Much plaza, very
Post. So points. Many rankings.
Such miss doge meme. Wow

[Liläth]

console was harder
Still expensive but fun
much recommend @Tarawen

[Yávië]

Island life is great
Terraforming a nightmare
Hoping for a squirrel

[Marceline]

I have been dreaming
about the Plaza of late.
It is really weird!

[Burnt Toast]

Spend lots of time here
The Plaza might enter dreams
It's a risk we take

[Liläth]

Can agree
Dreamt that dream
Much confusion when awake.

[Rior Laegiel]

My Beagle's birthday
it is today, he turns six
he got a new toy.

[Marceline]

Dogs are family!
My dog loves that we are stuck
at home all the time.

[Galadrihell]

Happy birthday pup!
I hope he had a great day
and loved his new toy

[Lúthien Tinúviel]

My car will not start.
Thought it was the battery.
But it's engine.

[Menolly]

Oh dear, the poor car
My car is quite lonely since
Quarantine began

[Burnt Toast]

I have not driven
very much; but now, moving-
My car puts on miles

[Yávië]

My car is so old.
No CDs, just cassettes for
this gal and her cat.

[Burnt Toast]

My last car had that
Alas, poor Bruce, totaled now
People ran a light