Maker’s Mark
Thorin’s Gates
(Private)
Day One:
“Where are we going?”
“You’ll see, you’ll see,” came the reply with a soft chuckle.
“Don’t see why you needed to blindfold me. I could have easily just…”
“Be patient, my darling gem!” the voice was hard but with a soft edge of mirth, “we’re almost there.”
“You know I don’t like surprises,
Thraslaug, I know I’ve told you…”
“And here we are!”
Thraslaug threw the blindfold off their companion who merely gawked at the sight in front of them. Their green-gold eyes sparkled to life, their lips turned from annoyed to beaming in half a heartbeat. It was
Hringvald’s birthday, and it was not just any birthday. No, this was their one hundredth name day, their first centennial!
Thraslaug had pulled out all the stops, gathered everyone they knew, every coworker, acquaintance, and patron, every second cousin, aunt, and nephew. Everyone was here.
Hringvald’s parents even made the trip from Erebor to see them! They’d seen nearly a dozen centennials from their other children, but
Hringvald was their favorite, their baby.
That anyone of the group had managed to keep this entire thing a secret was no small miracle.
Thraslaug had had to threaten torture and exile a few of them, others they had had to bribe. But in the end the look of absolute shock on
Hringvald’s face followed by sheer elation told them it was all worth it. “So what were you saying about surprises?”
The feast was wonderful, loud, boisterous, and full of flowing mead and roasted meat.
Hringvald was a very popular dwarf, and the people of Thorin’s Gate loved them. After a few courses, and more than a few rounds of toasts, the entertainment began. Like some uppity elven princeling,
Thraslaug directed all the guests outside for a firework display that would put that wizard to shame. Even more than getting all the guests here without arousing suspicious, purchasing fireworks had been a chore. Every passing peddler only had a handful of fireworks to sell. They bought them all each time and stockpiled them until it was finally time to show off all they’d done. The night sky was filled with explosions of fire and color in all shapes and sizes, blue fountains, green sparklers, confetti of a thousand different colors. The awed looks on the party goers faces buoyed their spirit, but it was
Hringvald’s soft, crinkled eyes with a small tear in the corner and wide smile that meant the most. “Thank you, my love, thank you so, so much. This has been a most wonderful evening.”
Thraslaug placed a slender finger against their lover’s lip. “And it’s not over yet, my fiery heart. We have still have all the gifts!”
Hringvald’s eyes widened, they wiped the tear from their eye and chuckled. “How long did it take you to plan all this? And how did I not hear a single word?”
Thraslaug booped their nose. “A proper magician never reveals their secrets.”
“That will never stop me from trying!”
Hringvald said with a laugh. They cupped
Thraslaug’s cheek and looked at them tenderly for a moment. “Truly, this is amazing. I am a lucky dwarf.”
Rising in a luxurious and dramatic fashion,
Thraslaug sashayed away with a wink. They went to the front of the lawn upon which the revelers had retired. “Attention,” they grabbed a clay mug before anyone could claim it and smashed it on the ground, the resultant crash was loud and wet, apparently there had still been half a swallow’s worth of mead in there. They shrugged. “Attention everyone! Thank you all so much for coming, I hope you enjoyed the fireworks?” A bout of thunderous applause followed, nearly as loud as the fireworks themselves, leave it to a bunch of half-drunk dwarves to compete over who could be the loudest.
Thraslaug beamed. “And the feast?” the cheers were even louder, of that were possible. The entire gathering seemed determined to wake a dragon. There half a hundred shouts of “Happy birthday!” “Happy centennial!” “That’s our
Hringvald!” “Never was a better dwarf!” “Did you see where I left my cane?” “Mead!” They waited for the cheers to die down; hands balled into fists at their waist and a sly grin on their face. “And now, the best part of any birthday party, the gifts! To the hall!”
For a third time, cheers erupted, chairs were overturned, and tables were knocked eschew. In less than a minute, all the dwarves had vacated the lawn and returned to the rented feast hall. It was going to be hell to clean up, but that was for morning when everyone was too hungover to protest.
In the hall,
Hringvald was seated at the head of the table next to a massive pile of gifts, all wrapped with the most delicate skilled hands,
Thraslaug’s own of course having insisted on wrapping all the presents for the sake uniformity. No one complained. The first gift was opened: an intricately carved clay pipe, the bowl shaped like a crab. It was paired with the second gift: a supple leather pouch filled to the brim with Old Toby. Naturally, such a universal alignment meant that
Hringvald simply had to test out the pipe and the pipeweed. They blew the biggest smoke ring anyone had ever seen, and cheers went up.
The gift ceremony continued apace for nearly an hour, each gift ooh’ed and aah’ed, each giver applauded for their ingenuity and thanked for their thoughtfulness and generosity.
It was a wonderful night.
There was just one gift left to give.
After the last drunken dwarf was pointed to their home or any one of the hostels nearby, when the feast hall was spacious and empty once more,
Thraslaug sat in
Hringvald’s lap, kissing and nuzzling against their golden lampchops. “I hope you enjoyed tonight, my dear.”
“I loved it, every moment of it. A dwarf never had a better party nor a better partner.” They touched
Thraslaug’s face, caressing the ruddy skin.
“Then I think you’re going to enjoy your final gift,” they took
Hringvald’s hand and kissed each fingertip.
“Final gift?”
“You didn’t expect me to claim this party was my gift to you, did you?”
Thraslaug’s blue eyes sparkled with mischief. They slip of their partner’s lap, grabbed their hand and pulled them into a standing position. They were both drunk, the mead had flowed freely with the beer and wine and hippocras. “Follow me…” they winked and began to run off,
Hringvald followed, feigning chase.
They made it a block away, each giggling and stumbling as they made it to the building. “We’re here!”
Thraslaug announced, regaining a hint of sobriety. “Follow me.” They grabbed their partner’s hand and pulled them to the doorway. Once inside, after a few more stolen kisses, they lit the torch sitting in the sconce. “Ta-da!”
Inside, in the center of the room, was a massive block of stone, white stained with veins of red, green, and gold. It stood raised on a thick table with a leather roll of pristine tools aligned with matching oak handles. The stone block was tall, standing at least six feet in the air, a full foot taller than both dwarves and was just as wide and long.
“
Thraslaug…” was the only sound, aside from a sharp intake of breath, for a good minute.
Hringvald walked tentatively to the great stone block, almost timidly. They reached out and touched the marble slab and recoiled as if they’d been stung. They sniffed and wiped away a tear. “This, this is beautiful. I, I don’t know what to say.”
Thraslaug joined them, interlocking their fingers as they both admired the stone. “Would you like to make a child with me?”
“I would love to,”
Hringvald said in a hushed, reverent tone. They took a hammer from the assembled tools and tested the weight while looking at the stone, their mind already full of ideas and hopes and dreams. “We will have a lot of work ahead of us, won’t we?”