PAM Reborn
Might consider organising a whole team for the mentioned purposes to attract more customers.
Is hired for this exact job, provided you actually want this job
Is hiring
Has not (as Mig) fired any of the unscrupulous employees yet
Implies that Mig has this authority :thonking:
Didn’t know Mig probably had to help finance the project and pay for Reg and Fleeg’s excesses
Is giving mig a MIGraine
Needs to copyright that 
Is slowly but surely becoming a marketing guru 
Could be the first customer of Fleeg's Marketing Firm!
Has either defected from the dark side or is a double agent for the dark lord.
Might not know the full story behind the lava snake turned definitely a hobbit known as Jorgy Underash
Should share the story. It may be an interesting one.
Is in for a treat
Is an excellent choice for a receptionist.
Would probably make an excellent evil librarian
May have a library in his Spa or may plan to add one
Gives excellent suggestions for improving the Uhhhhhhhh Spa
Should find a way to be an evil librarian in the Spa or somewhere else in Mordor
Has managed to convince me to put Evil Librarian™ on the list of things to explore in 2021 
is slowly falling under the sway of the goblin!

Has started corrupting innocent gondorians.
Asumes Nessa is innocent and mistakes corruption with persuasion
calls. out those who make assumptions.
May not know that my dictionary says thar persuation and corruption means the same thing. 
is a horse in a spa
Is a co-owner of said spa.
May or may not have plans to visit the spa.
Will hopefully provide a review on ME TripAdvisor of the aforementioned spa.
has made inquiries about an evil library!
Would likely be a patron of said evil library, if only to cause some ChAoSs
Perhaps enjoys chaos
chose an icon and looks wonderful!
is the greatest of birbs to ever eat a goat
Has a new sig
has been a fan of a few of my sigs in the past
has made many noteworthy sigs
Has a very simple sig
Has the face of Boromir's brother. 
has the face of a creature who likes fissssh
Is currently a fluffy Warg :D
is currently a long-winded Herbalist
has chosen a delightfully sinister visage to portray during the holidays (and I approve of this choose)
unsurprisingly approves of Annatar
knows me well enough to know I approve of all forms of Sauron
Is in service of the dark lord.
will soon be as well!

probably has an evil plan
knows the ChAoSS brO code: always have a plan, and a back up plan, and a plan C, or when all else fails, run