PAM Reborn
Speaks of sneaking
Is the sneakiest mo fo around
May have learned sneakiness from Tara
Acknowledges the innate sneakiness of minions
Is perhaps familiar with sneakiness and minions
May also be familiar with the sneakiness of minions
ought to come to Fleeg's "Sneakiness and You" seminar
Seems to have a new business scheme in mind
May or may not approve of schemes
qualifies statements in PAM with "may."
knows when to hedge their bets when it comes to PAM
indicates that PAM includes placing bets
Has not disputed that.
Is the head PAM bookie
Has a bookie brother
Plays said bookie brother
boogies with the bookie brother
Knows how to cut a mean rug
has an enchanting animated icon
Is enthralled by the ring...
May or may not want the ring for herself.
sees the potential for ring-desire in others.
Should know that as a horse I do not expect to be given a ring, any ring, not even the one and thus I am content watching others fight over it.
Definitely needs a horsey ring
Should know that if it's a nose ring people will get bit.
Is, understandably, against nose rings
understands ring-opinions (ringions? ringpingions?)
Tries to come up with a new word.
Should give neologism a shot! It’s quite fun
May have dabbled in some word-coining in his time
is absolutely correct, used to drive my lit professors up the wall
Has the awesome superpower of making professors climb up the walls... 
may or may not have this same superpower!
has a plethora of superpowers
Probably has Numenorean powers.
May know of some Númenórean powers
Probably has a catalogue of very specific Númenórean powers
Might know what those powers are.
Could have the full access to these powers if she joined Mordor
Is trying to lure an innocent unsuspecting horse to the dark side. Perhaps he means to groom me to become a horse for one of the Nazgûl 
Should know that while I am attempting to corrupt said "innocent" horse, I would never give them to a Nazgûl, I'm far too selfish for that
Doesn't seem to believe that I'm innocent. Perhaps knows that I was a minion for the last few years on old plaza. 
has given me some valuable information for recruitment tactics, perhaps a gift certificate to the spa would help?
Is awarded with a neigh of dismissal of the spa idea. Unless the gift certificate includes coloring my mane and tail in a FOO color and getting me matching leg warmers.
Doesn’t want to come to Uhhhhhhhhh Spa
Is shocked that horses don't want to come to Uhhhhhhhhh Spa.
Should make a trip to Mordor and visit the Uhhhhhhhh Spa
Has promised this white mare a horsey ring. If given the one to become master of the nazgul horses it could serve as a bribe and make a girl horse come to the Uhhhhhhhh Spa.
has set some terms
as co-owner of the Uhhhhhhhh Spa, might be able to help meet said terms