PAM Reborn
Started her post with a capital letter, and ended with a full stop.
is not no one 
Has just become Jack.
Has stayed a flying poptart cat
Is still wearing a mask and hood.
Was the Who/What/Where am I? clue master a few rounds ago. 
Used one of the 4 emojis that I most love to use here.
Has 4 emojis that they really like.
Did not use any emoticons in her post.
Also refrained from smiley usage
Continued the short trend of no smiley usage. 
Rides a hobbyhorse while swinging a sword.
Has no horse or any other smiley thingy added to the post. Only words.
May or may not know that Finland has an annual hobbyhorse championship.
May or may not have participated in said hobbyhorse championship.
Has won the only IK Race on Nuplaza thus far.
Has resurrected IK racing. 
Switched from Oogie to Jack
Is wearing my favourite SG character.
Is a fellow Ghibli fan!!
Is also a fellow Ghibli fan but is not a fellow.
The English language is weird like that.
The English language is weird like that.
Observes the oddities of English
May or may not have helped put everything back to normal.
Has a new shiny rank!
Is back to her candle rank
Has had two ranks in a row starting with the letters "Lo"
is glowy and evil!
Is shiny and doesn't look evil, but can be ebil when she wants to.
Is wearing my favourite canon ebil face.
Is wearing my favourite character's face. 
Posted 5 days ago (seriously, how has this thread gone silent for so long?)
Appears to have interesting taste in food
Has heard somewhere about Dimcairien's food preferences.
is a Glowy Vampire instead of a Sparkly Vampire.
implies the existence of different kinds of vampires based on how they shine
might know a lot about sparkly things especially stars
is an Ancient so may also know a lot about particular things.
EDIT PAMed on a page that I hadn't seen existed, causing me to screw up and say something about somebody else
Revised a PAM
PAMed correctly on the first try.
was rusty and out of practice. There there. *pat pat*
Consoles rusty PAMmers
was the first to post on Friday the 13th! (In my timezone anyway)
Lives in a very advanced time zone.
Has a very fun name to say aloud
Is a child of Gondor.
is of Lothlórien
is of Valinor.
Finally got a win in the Thief Hunt (good job!)
Congratulated me on breaking the drought. Thank you! 