@KingODuckingham Have you seen this? Or maybe a better question might be, Are you somehow involved?
https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSenten ... ucks_take/
SEND IN THE DUCKS
To Ducky
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Oh wait ... :o I don’t even know how to feel about that!- Points: 1 956
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Hahaha! Release the Quacken!!
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My friend: So I’m trying to picture how they would control where ducks go.
Me: Old MacDonald stands there, arms pointing, singing, with a quack quack here, and a quack quack there, here a quack, there a quack ...
Me: Old MacDonald stands there, arms pointing, singing, with a quack quack here, and a quack quack there, here a quack, there a quack ...
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;) ;) ;)
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From: Aerlinn
To: @KingODuckingham
Subject: !!Urgent Inquiry!! re: "Pensioner keeps receiving rubber ducks from Amazon despite not even having an account"
https://metro.co.uk/2020/07/24/amazon-k ... -13033588/
Are you the sender, a rubber duck, or the pensioner? Is this a secret publicity scheme for the Plaza? Please clarify posthaste.
To: @KingODuckingham
Subject: !!Urgent Inquiry!! re: "Pensioner keeps receiving rubber ducks from Amazon despite not even having an account"
https://metro.co.uk/2020/07/24/amazon-k ... -13033588/
Are you the sender, a rubber duck, or the pensioner? Is this a secret publicity scheme for the Plaza? Please clarify posthaste.
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The world has a never ending supply of amazing stories involving ducks. :)
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"An Amazon spokesman said: ‘We have looked into the matter to ensure there is nothing webbed afoot. ‘Mr. Jackson is not going quackers, someone indeed is sending him rubber ducks. While we can’t reveal the customer’s true feathers, we can assure Mr. Jackson he will not be receiving a “bill”"
Oh dear.
Oh dear.
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mr Quackson
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That is a dense set of puns! Maybe that's why it's causing a sinking feeling in my heart. ayyy
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@KingODuckingham I think you need this for Advent.
https://www.abkka.store/products/christ ... MNFY_drkco
https://www.abkka.store/products/christ ... MNFY_drkco
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Wow okay a lot of times when someone says "you should get this" I'm like "yeah haha totally BUT ACTUALLY NOT" but this time uhhh I think I definitely do need it.
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What do you get the adventurer who has everything?
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Wow, so potentially 18 ducks a day eh? Seems overpowered in the best possible way.
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I just realised the blade of the sword is also the beak of the duck
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Actually related to both this thread AND this forum at large:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA0u4E41pjU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA0u4E41pjU
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OMG that Gollum duck is going to haunt me forever
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bahahaha
but speaking of things I need in my life: DUCK DICE
https://www.etsy.com/listing/895663643/ ... 3643&bes=1
but speaking of things I need in my life: DUCK DICE
https://www.etsy.com/listing/895663643/ ... 3643&bes=1
