Haikuu

[Wamba_the_Fool]

Returning to work
After a four-day weekend
DO ALL THE THINGS - NOW!

[Aodh Hammerhelm]

Overnight for me
Around Shropshire county, ho!
Tomorrow, sleep

[Elvheimdros]

On the brighter side,
more characters per point may
let my posts catch up.

[Marceline]

Even a pointless
haiku has a purpose for
Elvh: stat-evening.

[Nia]

A pointless haiku
Shows selfless dedication
To art of poems

[Galadrihell]

“hobbitus ille”
two books by Thalionwen
arrived for my shelf

[Burnt Toast]

Haiku to help posts
The counts remain uneven
Soon will level out

[Lúthien Tinúviel]

More emojis now!
Praise be @Narv, great Creator
Of our new Plaza.

[Burnt Toast]

I sought mooning face
From many eons ago
Delight! It returns!

[Marceline]

We thank @Moriel
for glorious emojis'
return to Plaza

[Nia]

No freaking way!! Wow.
It's taken me FIFTEEN YEARS
To realise something

[Nia]

That this smiley: is
Mooning, and not tail wagging
My mind has been blown

I sought mooning face
From many eons ago
Delight! It returns!

And it was that poem that did it. So thank you @Burnt Toast !! I'm kinda embarrassed though. I always thought it was meant to be some weird sheepish dog but just without all the other usual dog features except a tail.

[Marceline]

Now that Nia knows
about the mooning smiley
we should be prepared...

[Burnt Toast]

And it was that poem that did it. So thank you @Burnt Toast !! I'm kinda embarrassed though. I always thought it was meant to be some weird sheepish dog but just without all the other usual dog features except a tail.

That is amazing
I'm laughing so hard right now
Now a dog butt crack

[Nia]

Yes! All be prepared
Need to make up for lost time
Mooning everywhere

[Marceline]

A whole weekend passed
With nary a haiku! Poor
Little haikuu thread

[Nia]

@Burnt Toast @Tarawen
Nia, Nia, Tarawen, Burnt Toast
Nia, Tarawen, Nia

[Marceline]

I appreciate
This ode to haiku-ers of
Late. Three cheers for us!

[Burnt Toast]

Uphold the haiku
And the haiku upholds you
That's what we three do

[Nia]

Smaug, The Ring and a
Wee sapling. What a funny
Old trio we are!

[Elvheimdros]

I suppose at some
point I should probably go
get some real work done.

[Lirimaer]

Bed was calling me
And I answered with a smile
Sleep is for the weak

Yet now I am old
I cannot see any good
in staying up late:

The next day is trash
Eyeballs like red hot marbles
Zombified shambling

[Marceline]

Red hot marble eyes
Inspires a new type of bread:
Red hot marble rye

Which makes me think of
Seinfeld, comedic glory
in the nineties. Hee!

[Elvheimdros]

The weather is hot.
The weather is really hot.
Let's not go outside.

[Burnt Toast]

It has cooled here now
I leave the windows open!
Thank you, thunderstorm

[Marceline]

Yay! Haikus revived
No points but still the thread lives
for our amusement

[Elvheimdros]

There was a haiku,
named Bob. Why name a haiku?
Why not, I ask you.

[Ta'leus Shieldsong]

Who names their haiku?
Why @Elvheimdros, that is who,
Doobeedoobeedoo.

[Marceline]

Hamilton lyrics:
So many syllables, so
delightfully good

[Menolly]

I just realized
Alexander Hamilton
Seven syllables

[Ta'leus Shieldsong]

I hate Hamilton,
The musical, yes indeed,
Lin Manuel sucks.

OOC: Don't come for me Hamilton fans! I don't want a fight.

[Galadrihell]

I’m glad I watched it
with the subtitles switched on
or else much confuse

[Marceline]

Subtitles needed
For at least the first viewing
Lots of words to learn

[Eldy Dunami]

Hamilton backlash
Was inevitable, but
Not wholly deserved


(IMO, ofc)

[Ta'leus Shieldsong]

The rapping was bad,
For someone who loves hip hop,
Just my perspective.

[Galadrihell]

A fair perspective
I enjoyed the sung parts more
Some talents there, though

[Ta'leus Shieldsong]

Oh for sure my friend,
The singing parts were super,
There was talent there.

[Marceline]

A small breath of life
For our poor neglected thread
Of short poetry

[Galadrihell]

@Ta'leus Shieldsong
When did you join Khazad-dûm?
Don’t you miss your tree?

[Marceline]

A storm is coming
Got to move the car somewhere
Not beneath a tree

[Androthelm]

Figuring out
how to take time for myself
at home is a test.

[Galadrihell]

storms filled the window
unexpected crashing rain
oh no my laptop

[Marceline]

Carbonated drinks:
fizzy bubbles rise from my
tongue into my nose

[Elvheimdros]

Hey! It's nice today.
Just eighty degrees, a breeze,
And sun hid by clouds.

[Marceline]

Lunch hour is waning
Return to confounding code
Time to finish it

[Galadrihell]

I’m on holiday!
Still not leaving the house though;
Just not doing work

[Marceline]

Overnight workin'
Means a half-day tomorrow.
Sleeping? What is that

[Elvheimdros]

August hints at Fall.
It's incomprehensible
that school's almost here.

[Wamba_the_Fool]

If it's just a sent-
-ence divided up, is it
really a haiku?

[Wamba_the_Fool]

Bugs buzz in the trees
Soon my telephone will buzz
And I will be bugged