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Istari Sage
Points: 1 886 
Posts: 1046
Joined: Thu May 21, 2020 3:10 pm
I am so famished
But not for cake; I don't like
Sweets. I need savor.

Storyteller
Points: 1 459 
Posts: 1301
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 9:09 am
Savour savoury.
It is a great daytime snack,
Or a midnight snack.

Ilmarë
Ilmarë
Points: 2 867 
Posts: 3005
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 9:29 pm
Cookies for breakfast
once again because I'm a
mature adult. Ha!

Storyteller
Points: 1 459 
Posts: 1301
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 9:09 am
Mature adult.
Is that line five syllables,
Or is it just four?

Ilmarë
Ilmarë
Points: 2 867 
Posts: 3005
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 9:29 pm
I fixed it for you,
Dearest Dwimmy dwimmerkins!
Thanks for counting stuff. :smiley10:

Storyteller
Points: 1 459 
Posts: 1301
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 9:09 am
You are most welcome.
I'm eternally grateful,
That you changed that line. :smiley24:

New Soul
Points: 1 141 
Posts: 1049
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:39 am
Tara changed the line-
But now Dwimmy's count is short.
Pfft. Mature adult.

Archer of Imladris
Points: 30 
Posts: 23
Joined: Thu Jun 25, 2020 5:58 am
Points for poems
insidious incentive
but I am no saint

New Soul
Points: 1 141 
Posts: 1049
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:39 am
Time for more secrets-
Can you find them hiding here?
Tell me which number. 42

Ent Ancient
Points: 1 246 
Posts: 813
Joined: Tue Jun 09, 2020 4:18 am
I found the number:
A reference I had not
thought about in years.

New Soul
Points: 1 141 
Posts: 1049
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:39 am
What is the answer?
To life, the universe, and-
everything else, too.

Ilmarë
Ilmarë
Points: 2 867 
Posts: 3005
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 9:29 pm
A wild thunderstorm
leaves an orange sky behind and
more rain coming soon.

Ent Ancient
Points: 1 246 
Posts: 813
Joined: Tue Jun 09, 2020 4:18 am
The sun has long set
and I still sit up working,
touching up research

New Soul
Points: 1 141 
Posts: 1049
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:39 am
Calming music plays
Gentle strum of a guitar
Putting me to sleep

Storyteller
Points: 1 459 
Posts: 1301
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 9:09 am
Calming music plays
(My partner playing The Sims);
Strange words in Simlish.

Galadriel
Galadriel
Points: 1 692 
Posts: 1436
Joined: Thu May 07, 2020 8:56 pm
the pelting of rain,
fat droplets quenching the heat;
clouds scudding thickly

Fea
Points: 651 
Posts: 472
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 4:01 pm
Clouds of silver plume
Now gathering overhead
Rain on horizon

Newborn of Imladris
Points: 1 463 
Posts: 1319
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 10:54 am
I am very cross
Wickes is a terribly bad
Shop grumble grumble

New Soul
Points: 1 141 
Posts: 1049
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:39 am
Day begins with heat
No break from endless scorching
Please bring me some rain

Ilmarë
Ilmarë
Points: 2 867 
Posts: 3005
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 9:29 pm
Summer morning runs -
what're the odds that it will
be scorching hot out?

Councillor of Imladris
Points: 173 
Posts: 204
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 3:30 am
Forget meds one day
Depressed for four days after.
Depression, you suck. :smiley23:

Doorwarden of The Mark
Points: 419 
Posts: 346
Joined: Tue Jun 09, 2020 5:49 pm
Should I post in Lore?
Or just look at the timeline?
'Could do both, I guess...

Chieftain of The Mark
Points: 1 177 
Posts: 664
Joined: Fri May 15, 2020 10:53 am
Night owl again
Mickey Dees and Costa shut
Bang goes a coffee
:|

Ilmarë
Ilmarë
Points: 2 867 
Posts: 3005
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 9:29 pm
Morning runs make me
so tired by dinnertime! Might
be an early night.

New Soul
Points: 1 141 
Posts: 1049
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:39 am
Loki, trickster god
Smiles down upon this Toast
Uh-oh, time to run

Councillor of Imladris
Points: 173 
Posts: 204
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 3:30 am
Puppy snuggles, joy
And love! Harold is the best.
He's giving me life.


((Since I've mentioned my goodboi a few times now, I figured I'd show him off))
Image

New Soul
Points: 1 141 
Posts: 1049
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:39 am
Watching Avatar
Fire nation dance party
Watch out for danger

Esquire of The Mark
Points: 480 
Posts: 372
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 8:16 pm
Going to bed, I
found myself at 1-9-9
points - haiku spam time!

Storyteller
Points: 1 459 
Posts: 1301
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 9:09 am
We went out for drinks
On a Sunday night, but why?
Working tomorrow...

Istari Sage
Points: 1 886 
Posts: 1046
Joined: Thu May 21, 2020 3:10 pm
A beautiful dog
Tame, but a wild appearance
Thanks to Luthien

Ilmarë
Ilmarë
Points: 2 867 
Posts: 3005
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 9:29 pm
Doggies are the best!
Harold is a handsome boy,
standing tall and proud!

Councillor of Imladris
Points: 173 
Posts: 204
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 3:30 am
Dog mom is stressed out
Harold broke out of kennel
And pooped on carpet.


((Mommy's gonna get some tequila now that it's all cleaned up.))

New Soul
Points: 635 
Posts: 752
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 11:26 am
Rare sun overhead;
No air con, no window screens.
Why, Britain, just - why?

Ent Ancient
Points: 1 246 
Posts: 813
Joined: Tue Jun 09, 2020 4:18 am
A storm from the west
for the last four hours of
an eight-hour road trip

Councillor of Imladris
Points: 173 
Posts: 204
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 3:30 am
Sunday afternoons
Were created to take naps.
Ah, I feel better.

New Soul
Points: 1 141 
Posts: 1049
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:39 am
Set up A/C unit
Cool air running through the house
Sweet, blissful relief

Istari Sage
Points: 1 886 
Posts: 1046
Joined: Thu May 21, 2020 3:10 pm
I am so jealous
But I should not be; it rained
And now I am cool.
(the temperature kind, not the social kind)

Galadriel
Galadriel
Points: 1 692 
Posts: 1436
Joined: Thu May 07, 2020 8:56 pm
I am sooo tired
Goblin was up twice last night
for no good reason

Wise Ent
Points: 211 
Posts: 150
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 3:54 am
Employ the service
Of a witch, to turn your child
Into a carrot

Fea
Points: 651 
Posts: 472
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 4:01 pm
Annual leave today
Played tennis and now plaza
Also off Friday

Doorwarden of The Mark
Points: 419 
Posts: 346
Joined: Tue Jun 09, 2020 5:49 pm
Having friends over
Sprinklers, food, and fellowship
Oil on Aaron's beard

Ilmarë
Ilmarë
Points: 2 867 
Posts: 3005
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 9:29 pm
Allergy attack:
Sneezes, sniffles, itchy eyes;
Pollen, go away!!

New Soul
Points: 1 141 
Posts: 1049
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:39 am
Allergies! Itchy!
Wake up with a puffy face.
But I like flowers.

Ent Ancient
Points: 1 246 
Posts: 813
Joined: Tue Jun 09, 2020 4:18 am
Headaches, congestion
Dusty room allergies, but
Pollen is outside

New Soul
Points: 1 141 
Posts: 1049
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:39 am
Ode to a cat tree:
Cat tree, you are very tall.
This has been my ode.

Scholar of Imladris
Points: 552 
Posts: 542
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:10 am
Microwaveable
Pasta has long been one of
My guilty pleasures

Ilmarë
Ilmarë
Points: 2 867 
Posts: 3005
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 9:29 pm
How is it only
Monday? It feels like Thursday
at least. What is time?!

New Soul
Points: 1 141 
Posts: 1049
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:39 am
Time is a falsehood
Pretty sure we made it up
Wibbly wobbly time

Councillor of Imladris
Points: 173 
Posts: 204
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 3:30 am
Blankets are so great.
Being cuddled by my bed
Sleep is wonderful.

Storyteller
Points: 1 459 
Posts: 1301
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 9:09 am
Drowning in a sea
Of chaos - oh deary me.
It's only Tuesday...

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