Mordor Caption Contest

[Nessila]

The Captions have to be funny, don’t quote from the movie without any adaptation. Or you will burn.

No more than two entries per person! Or you will be tortured.

No spamming, chatting or any other form of annoying posts, this is not for fun. It's for Mordor.

[Oro]

Children, It’s what’s for dinner!

[Reikon Suchi-ru]

"Why is this tiny orc so pale and WHY IS IT SCREAMING?!"

[DEATH]

Father of the Year. Hands Down.

[Moriel]

"Yeah, that's it! Nice big roar and... SHOW EM YOUR WAR FACE!!"

[Gwai]

Timmy didn’t understand. He had done everything right, how did the part still go this other guy?

[Dwim]

"Hey Uruk, put him down! That's not one of the halflings!"

[Nessila]

I'm gonna say @Gwai won it. Your turn to post a picture!

[Gwai]

Caption away!

[Dimcairien Luiniel]

Look at my new nail file! It makes them extra pointy.

[Baphởmet]

Despite assurances from Sauron that it was perfectly safe and easy to use, Saruman was not quite ready to embrace the new fingerprint scanning Palantir.

[DEATH]

"This new filing system feels weird ..."

[Nessila]

Levitating a bowling ball takes concentration of the mind and strength of will.

[Aelita Sedryn]

"Hey Siri, call Sauron."
"Sure. Calling Sam."

[Liläth]

Saruman the psychic to Sauron. "I Sense you have a troubling past. Bit of death...ego issues and possible compensation regarding a large tower you are using?"

[Thorin Firehelm]

Sam really wasn't too sure about Rosie's choice of housekeeper. Yet several years of marriage and taught it was probably better to keep quiet.

[Rior Laegiel]

When you reach for your bath bomb but it starts glowing and speaking to you.

[Gwai]

"Hey Siri, call Sauron."
"Sure. Calling Sam."

These are all hilarious! I think it goes to @Aelita Sedryn! Your turn!

[Dwim]

Hey Siri, call @Aelita Sedryn.

[Gwai]

Sam really wasn't too sure about Rosie's choice of housekeeper. Yet several years of marriage and taught it was probably better to keep quiet.

Runner up, you’re up! @Thorin Firehelm

[Thorin Firehelm]

@Gwai sorry I didn't see this! Here's my picture. Not the most exciting of pictures but my experience is that the simplest photos get the funniest answers:

[KingODuckingham]

Am I the only one who doesn't see the image, just a little paper with the word image next to it? @Thorin Firehelm might be a hosting site issue I have no idea?

[Baphởmet]

Blarg, I'm getting the same thing from my computer.

[Gwai]

That's definitely a simple picture @Thorin Firehelm (same issue on my computer)

[DEATH]

Entry #1: IMAGE

[Thorin Firehelm]

I had that on my PC with the first image, I had to run the dreaded IE to get it to work. Can you upload images yourself rather than putting a link in?

[KingODuckingham]

You can, I think. There's a thread in Administrator Messages with step by step instructions. I'm not sure how to link the thread on mobile, I've never plaza'd on mobile before.

[DEATH]

Entry #2: "They said hobbits were small but that's just TOO MUCH, man!"

[Baphởmet]

"And then I said, that's not an Ent, that's my wife!"

[KingODuckingham]

Bit weird for this thread just to die, yeah? Have another image:

[Dwim]

"What? Tolkien killed me off before The Hobbit even started? What am I doing here then?"

[Gwai]

After miraculously surviving the first ten facial scars, Azog decided to take a local community college class in "How to duck effectively".

[DEATH]

Likes: Pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, ruling Moria, extreme violence
Dislikes: Health food, yoga, Dwarves, cats

[Baphởmet]

As it turns out, it's important to make sure when you shave, you use a razor with a sharp blade

[Burnt Toast]

It had been many years since he had looked across his kingdom-- everything that the light touches, his father had said.
It'll be great, he said.

The years had not been kind to Simba.

[Dimcairien Luiniel]

And that is why you do not get plastic surgery.

[KingODuckingham]

I should give it to Gwai for sneaking the word duck into the caption, but I think my favorite was @Lucifer , I snorted out loud. You are up!

[Burnt Toast]

Thanks, @KingODuckingham! I think this is the first caption context I've ever 'won'. Let us mark this momentous occasion with...another photo to caption!

[Baphởmet]

Where will you be when the prune juice starts to work?

[Dimcairien Luiniel]

The shocked faces of the four non-decapitated actors when they finally realise that Hobbit Insanity is over.

[KingODuckingham]

When Marshall Mathers asked "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?", he wasn't expecting these four.

[Dwim]

The hobbits did not expect so many tailors to be involved in fitting their new garments.

[Gwai]

All four of the hobbits were wondering, "My hands! What do I normally do with my hands?!"

[DEATH]

When Sean Bean tells you he's just been given the Ned Stark role and you wanna ask if he's read the books but you also don't.

[Uruva]

The hobbits were unnerved seeing the tops of so many heads for the first time.

[Idesinholde]

This was not how the Hobbits expected a party to go.. Bowing was nice, but where was the music,food,ale and pipe-weed?

[Mojo]

That feeling when they show you what people are writing about you on FanFiction.net.

[Burnt Toast]

Hahaha! Excellent, everyone! Dwim made me chuckle, but I think I have to go with @Frosty the Snowman, if mainly for le Peregrin's expression compared to all the others.

Have at it!

[Baphởmet]

Excellent entries all! And thank you @Lucifer!

Let's move away from the PJ versions for something a little older and a whole hell of a lot weirder.

[KingODuckingham]

OOC: Oh, good choice! I love this idea.

Caption: You can see why Bugs Bunny never enjoyed visiting his mother-in-law.