A Caption Contest

[Afird Splitax]

Snorting is good! Thanks!

[Boromir88]

"Let me see your eyes. Do you know the smell can linger on you for up to 2 days?" Saruman continues the investigation into who smoked the last of his longbottom leaf.

[KingODuckingham]

Saruman is engrossed, not listening to Darth Vader warn from offscreen: "Do not be too proud of this biological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy the Deeping Wall is insignificant compared to the power of the Force."

[Afird Splitax]

Saruman: It hurts me to see you like this. But until you learn to use the commode, you have to wear the diaper.

[Lirimaer]

I'm sorry you feel like that. In my defence I never thought you'd ever see a mirror.

[Rior Laegiel]

Saruman has managed what Gargamel could not and caught himself a smurf.

[Afird Splitax]

Hahaha.. Haven't seen a Smurf in years. You're up @Rior Laegiel!

[Rior Laegiel]

Thank you, Drifa!

[KingODuckingham]

Eomer and Eowyn share a look, silently communicating their shared intentions to lie about stealing cookies from the cookie jar.

[Lirimaer]

"And what were you doing on the night that the bread was stolen?"

[Amhran]

Eomer didn't have to say a word: Eowyn could tell he knew who had been using his shampoo.

[Mattie]

*Dollhouse by Melanie Martinez playing in the background*: "...pose with your brother, won't you be a good sister..."

[Androthelm]

Sharing a look, Eowyn finally gave in: It was time for Theoden King to move into assisted living.

[Raisins]

Why Karl Urban got the role for Judge Dredd. He'd already mastered the Judge scowl over a decade before with Eomer.

[Afird Splitax]

Eomer: "You weren't thinking of giving the worm tongue, were you?

[Mattie]

Oh my goth @Drifa you have a very dark sense of humour

[Afird Splitax]

[Rior Laegiel]

I had totally forgotten about this, apologies everyone for taking so long. Next up @KingODuckingham more cookies for everyone.

[KingODuckingham]

oh hm, I also forget to check this thread sometimes. I'll awkwardly resurrect it late though.

[Ta'leus Shieldsong]

Viggo and Liv simply were not nailing the kissing dream scene, so Peter once again broke out his "instructional Uruk head" to show them how to really sell it.

[Afird Splitax]

Peter: "Gah! Why did I ever start the 'Hang Your Tongue Out The Side Of Your Mouth' challenge??? "
Orc: Jackson u bagronk sha pushdug Newline-glob búb-hosh skai: Jackson thinks he is going to win sha, the silly Newline panskaiy!

[KingODuckingham]

Yo @Goostradamus do you think it might be a good idea to consolidate this and the Mordor thread somehow, seeing as how neither is particularly active? Not trying to shut down stuff people want to do but...*looks around*

[Galadrihell]

I don’t have any particular objection, although not sure which one to choose?

[KingODuckingham]

Easy, close 'em both and open a new one.

[Raisins]

Peter: Okay! Time for a funny face photo! What should we do? Tongues out? Great idea!

I'm all for what Ducky suggested - I would possibly suggest moving the thread back and forth between the two kingdoms every iteration maybe? LIke 2-3 months in Rohan then close it and move to Mordor?

that said I do occasionally pop in but I"m utter rubbish at these things lol I do enjoy reading the other captionjs and leaving my garbage behind for all of you to have to suffer through reading.

[Ta'leus Shieldsong]

I agree, just shut 'em down and we can start a new one somewhere!

[Nessa Saelind]

We can open a new thread in the Media Adaptations section or Cottage of Lost Play maybe? It would fit in the first one better methinks *thinking face*